I'm Speechless...

40-year-old Gary Coleman has revealed to Inside Edition that he secretly married 22-year-old Shannon Price.

In the show airing today (2/12/08) and tomorrow (2/13/08) Gary said the two married in Nevada on August 28, 2007. They met on the set of one of his movies. Gary was in a movie?...we're pretty sure it was a check cashing commercial...
Gary said that he's 4'8" and she's 5'7" and it doesn't matter.
Shannon said, “He was ten feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality.”
Shannon said they kept their marriage a secret, because she didn't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.
Gary said, “I wouldn’t want that in a million years. I wouldn’t want her to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife. I hope she does get successful. She’s a great e-Bayer. She’s a fabulous e-Bayer. I hope she gets famous for that.” That explains all of Garys stuff showing up on EBAY recently...

I wonder what the pre-nup looked like...