Five Reasons Men Stop Having Sex

So...this woman, Dr. Yvonne Kristin Fullbright, whose professional title is 'relationship expert', claims she knows why your husband doesn't want to f**k you anymore...she comes up with five major reasons. Where her statistics come from? well...frankly, we're too lazy too find out (if you're interested, knock yerself out).
Our point being: We're pretty sure we already know the reason why...You're not attractive anymore! AND you probably are not attracted to him anymore either...DUH! Go out and purchase that pilates ball and reduce the size of your ass...then pick up a educational video on how to perform amazing fellatio...
Anyway...we like reason number five since it includes "...no emotion, no foreplay, no talking, and no criticism...". This should clue some of you in.
the article is HERE

#5. He prefers watching porn online (a whopping 25 percent). Between the variety, no performance pressure, no emotion, no foreplay, no talking, and no criticism, he’d rather connect with the Internet. A major danger in this: His fantasy world is replacing his actual sex life.

Dr. Yvonne Kristín Fulbright gave her first formal lecture on sex in the sixth grade, when she presented her classmates with a talk on the female reproductive system and sexual intercourse! Scandinavian to boot! (e.g. she actually likes sex...a lot). She's also the founder of Sexuality Source Inc. and the author of several books including, "Touch Me There! A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots."