Things to ponder...

C O W S:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a cow, born in Canada almost three years before, right to the stall where she slept, in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around this country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore anyway.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S :
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.