Idiocracy in Action

An idiotic Canadian man took the whole body modification thing to the next level when he had silicone 'breast' implants placed beneath his calf tattoo of a big-titted woman who resembles Carmen Sandiego, in order to make it appear three dimensional. Okay, we can all agree that this guy is ridiculously stupid...but what makes us chuckle more are comments by internet surfers...here are some winners...

What's next? Stabbing a hole in his leg where the vagina should be?

it's kind of pointless- I mean, you can't tittyfuck YOUR OWN LEG.

He looks like he's growing testicles on his leg. Or a tumor.

All I want for Christmas is my Staph infection, my staph infection, my staph infection...