...and then the wedding went down the toilet

Nothing Says Forever Like Getting Married In A Public Restroom While Wearing A Toilet Paper Wedding Gown...

Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington,Kentucky (DUH) married in the Charmin Restrooms in Times Square, New York City today. The wedding was part of Charmin's 2007 Wedding Dress Contest. Jennifer wore the winning dress by designer Hanah Kim. Hanah used Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong to make the gown.
Charmin paid for the couple's hotel and airlines accommodations. They will also provide the couple with a honeymoon.

Brings new meaning to "I was married in a real shit hole!"
She missed an additional marketing opportunity by not wearing lingerie by Kimberley-Clark Depends and carrying a bouquet of Playtex Tampons.