News Media jumps on a Disney Story

News media around the country are jumping on a NON-STORY with shock and surprise.

People are sprinkling the remains of loved ones on various rides at the theme park; the latest catch being a woman on POC....

HEY MORONS, IT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE PARK OPENED IN THE 1950's...
...and really, who wouldn't want to spend an eternity at the happiest place on earth?

Read about it HERE