The Scent of a Woman?

Attention freaks with money to burn, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twat-lette!

While the hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of the ladies love muffin! Chanel No. 69?

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. Hummm, isn't that basically the reason for buying it?