Thursday, September 06, 2007

Click it or...


Translation from Newspeak to English: We are looking for innocent citizens from whom we can extort exorbitant fees under color of enforcing a superficially plausible (but statistically indefensible) law.

Alternate Translation:
We are looking for more minorities to pull over, because now we have a convenient means of evading accusations of racial profiling and pretext stops.

Alternate Translation: We are looking for jobs which will help us get over our feelings of inferiority and inadequacy.

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