Suri Cruise Baby Gap rumor furvor

Denied by her parents, the rumors have been swirling that 16 month old Suri Cruise was signed on as a Baby Gap model...
We believe Tomkat...but we also believe the couple should consider different publicity tactics.
At any rate, the adoring public has reacted to the rumors...
We've chosen some of our favorite quotes and present them to you...

"All the money in the world can’t make Scientologists smart"

"I still thinks she looks like she's got a squashed head. But maybe that's completely normal for alien babies."

"His adopted kids are cute...they could definitely do tween catalog modeling."

"Michelle Wie is tanking. Maybe they should forgo the Baby Gap ads and stick a golf club in Suri's hands now!"

"I wonder if they throw a pair of pumps on the little girl, if she will be almost as tall as her daddy??"

"And, in a related story, Britneys babies will be doing ads for Wrangler Jeans"