Sapphic Mud-slinging Down Under

The biggest girl in show business, the unstoppable Val Uptuous, is ready to rip the lid off a busload of small children, guzzle them whole, then step out on stage to host some mad-cap fun.

Connections Nightclub in Northbridge, Australia promises 'babes' hitting the ground and bouncing about, on what will prove to be a regular night of frivolity. Get ready to get wet!

...had to include a pic of Val...
Val's website is HERE