Burnt Weenie

A Russian woman was arrested after she set her ex-husband's penis on fire, while he was sitting naked, drinking Vodka and watching TV.
The attack was apparently the climax of three years of enforced co-habitation in Moscow.
The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat. This is not uncommon in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the injured man told reporters. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

It is not clear if the man will make a full recovery...