Britney's Whitetrash Shoparama

Britney's super spree at Lisa Kline on Robertson Blvd. was every bit the spectacle one expects from the credit card-wielding weavewreck. Britney asked one employee, "Do you like my hair blond or brown?" They politely replied, "Blond." And Brit said, "I know, blond is totally traditional Britney." Like flashing your babymaker for the paparazzi!

Brit's shopping odyssey included the purchase of Chip and Pepper jean shorts for the brothers Federline, a skull scarf (gotta hide that weave!), a butterfly locket, a Tuscany leather jacket for $564 and a pair of earrings for $214. Happily, she also bought some thongs and a g-string. She then asked to take home the "try on shoes" used by the store for all the customer fittings. What? She also purchased an entire line of Jack Daniels clothing. Nothin' says "I'm classy" like a tee shirt with Old No. 7 on it, y'all!

In less than an hour, Fed's babies mama dropped $5,263! We love it when the "white trash with cash" visit the real world...