"...this isn't Scott Baio getting a colonoscopy..."

Scott Baio, who has allegedly had his way with numerous Hollywood honeys -- including Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards and Nicollette Sheridan -- is now 45 and still single. What?
Baio will be the latest star to bare his celebrity soul on VH1's "Scott Baio Is 45 ... and Single" next month.
"I didn't want to do a reality show. The concepts were always meaningless, and the people seemed pathetic," Baio said. "Maybe I'm a little pathetic. But this isn't Scott Baio getting a colonoscopy. It's about a guy trying to get his life together, trying to figure out why he's never been married and what his problem is."

We'll tune in...but we think the colonoscopy idea is a REALLY good one...