Spread 'Em! MS Hilton...

The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. WRONG OH!

Standard Operating Procedure....bend and cough....

Since she has nothing upstairs and half of LA has been downstairs , we assume nothing was found other than dryness....

Maybe thats why her Doctor has to show up today, retrieve a misplaced watch or something....hummmm