Pickle, Cucumber, Penis

A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were in bar and the pickle starts to complain, "Every time I get big and juicy someone sticks me in a jar of spices and vinegar and leaves me there. I'm sick of it!"

The cucumber says, "You got nothing to complain about. Whenever I get big and juicy, they slice me up with a sharp knife and put me on a salad! It stinks!"

The penis says, "You guys don't know what misery is. Every time I get big and juicy someone puts a plastic bag on my head, shoves me into a little dark hole and makes me do pushups till I puke!"