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Dear Friends:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. The committee originally
wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough
room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the
Washington , DC Hall Of Fame.

We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not
proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a
lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could
never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had
been, decimated the well being of the majority of the population while he
was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you, George W. Bush Monument Committee

P.S. We have raised $1.35 so far.