VINCE NEIL GOLF TOURNEY DRAWS PORN STARS

SIMI VALLEY - Despite the cold winds, adult industry starlets showed up in droves to the Lost Canyon Golf Club this Friday to show support for the 11th annual Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament.

"My titties are cold, but I'm a trooper!" declared Renae Cruz, who warmed up tournament participants while signing at the Red Light District sponsored Hole #8. "Fuck it if it's cold. This is for charity! I'm having a blast!"

Founded by M?y Cr?alist Vince Neil, the event raised money for charitable organizations dedicated to cancer, leukemia, and AIDS research. The tournament sold out both of its courses in record time this year, bringing together the worlds of music, movies, sports, and adult entertainment.

"We're here to help the cause and I think we're doing a good job," said industry publicist April Storm, whose company Versatile Inc. sponsored Hole #10. "The adult industry has a big heart, but we don't always get an opportunity to be involved in such events. This is a unique situation and I'm proud to be a part of it."

Industry sponsors also included Pink Visual, Playboy Cyber Girls, Evil Angel, Smash Pictures, Spearmint Rhino, Lighthouse Talent, Genesis Magazine, Taylor Wayne Entertainment, and SexZ Pictures.

Providing plenty of obstacle stroke value were starlets Flower Tucci, Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, Olivia O'Lovely, Gwen Diamond, Marie Luv, Presley Maddox, Taylor Wayne, De'Bella, and numerous others. And, while most players displayed proper ESC (equitable stroke control), some just couldn't help themselves.

"Mr. Belding pinched my nipple," said Flower Tucci, after being felt up by actor Dennis Haskins (Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell: The New Class). "It felt so naughty! I used to watch that show!"

"I got groped so much I don't know if they were celebrities or not," laughed Cruz, "I'm wilder than most girls. I'm having so much fun!"