Talladega track bans 14 fans for life

Talladega Superspeedway has permanently banned 14 fans arrested for throwing objects onto the track from buying tickets for future races at the speedway.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA....sure....ya right....

Talladega officials had issued warnings before the race that fans caught throwing objects over the fence separating the grandstands from the track would be arrested.
And Dale Jr even spoke to the crowd before the race and suggested THROWING TOILET PAPER....

Superspeedway President Grant Lynch said identifying other fans who threw objects was harder than he had imagined.....DUH!!!...CAUSE ALL REDNECKS LOOK ALIKE...HEY YOU WITH THE CROCHETED BEER CAP COME HERE...


"At a baseball game where everybody is sitting down, it's easy to see someone stand up and throw an object onto the field," Lynch said. "I was looking at a section that probably had 300 people in it, and they were all standing up, waving their arms and their caps, and I couldn't pinpoint where any of the objects were coming from."

ALL OVER THE PLACE YOU MORON....

Track officials can't prevent the 14 fans from buying tickets through a third party.

DUH...and they are allowed to bring small coolers into the track, and can also buy canned beverages at stands everywhere....


I think my biggest shock is that the Talladega Superspeedway has an ONSITE JAIL....now thats forward thinking....