Pentagon limits soldiers internet access...

"The U.S. Army's not going to pay the bill for you to get on MySpace and YouTube," said Maj. Bruce Mumford, of Chester, Neb., who is serving as the brigade communications officer for the 4th Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, in Iraq. "Soldiers need to know what they can and cannot do, but we shouldn't be facilitating it."

THE ARMY WILL HOWEVER ALLOW YOU TO GET KILLED IN A WAR OVER "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" that have never been located...