Katie vs. Katee

A small town blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student hottie is planning to lose her virginity on-screen - as a porn star…

…A porn star named Katee Holmes

Katee, 18 - wrote to Shy Love, who runs Adult Talent Managers and has a Myspace profile, and the two discussed having her "first" sexual encounter filmed.

Love said she'll start slow with her improbable virgin, having Katee try a girl/girl encounter first. "She comes to the porn world completely natural - with a perky pair of A-cup breasts that are far too perfect to have been constructed by any doctor. And she's not just a porn virgin, but an actual never-been-kissed virgin."

Katie Holmes, wife of Tom Cruise (a devout Scientologist) is said to be fuming and is seeking legal advice to stop the actress from using her name.

Stay tuned…