Hans und Franz

Supermodel Heidi Klum says she gave her famous assets the stereotypically German names in homage to her homeland.
She said: "They've been an ongoing joke... since I’m from Germany… people always made fun of ze Germans, yah?
"I used to say, 'These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz.' "

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