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Is a possible Cheerwine shortage being created by Yankees buying large quantities of Cheerwine to bring back North? That’s the story that Cheer-watch News Team correspondent Skip DeLuca has uncovered. Suspected Cheerwine smugglers Eddie “Triple Cherries” Timpanello and Louis “Screwy Louie” LaPorta were caught Cheerwine-red-handed in the parking lot of a local market by our own Skip DeLuca. They are suspected of buying out entire Cheerwine displays at 6 local supermarkets and convenience stores and then bringing the cherry different soft drink back to Long Island, NY where it was “illegally” distributed to friends and relatives in various Cheerwine-less parts of New York and New Jersey.

Unfortunately, the pair of Yankee Cheerwine goons are now on the loose and Cheer-watch News Team correspondent Skip DeLuca has not been seen or heard from since reporting this story.

If you’ve seen Eddie “Triple Cherries” Timpanello, Louis “Screwy Louie” LaPorta or Skip DeLuca, please contact us through our website. All tipsters’ information will be kept confidential.



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