Like it or not, the two Coreys are back

A&E is preparing a reality show that revolves around ... Corey Feldman? Incredibly, yes. And he’s bringing Corey Haim back from obscurity with him in The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys. According to Variety, “Feldman is married and going back to acting, while Haim is broke and homeless.” How uplifting. Not satisfied with torturing us on TV only, the pair are also writing columns for MSN. The article notes that maybe now fans can get their letters answered, as if the Coreys were Simpsons caricatures of Ringo Starr or something. I doubt they have any of that old fan mail anyway, as they were most likely burning it in barrels for heat until A&E called.