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Naked porn-surfing Army recruiter arrested

A U.S. Army recruiter in Hackettstown, N.J. is charged with stripping naked, entering a home and surfing Internet pornography sites.

Court records said Jerry Mahaffey, 26, was charged early Saturday morning when police received a call about an intruder bleeding from cuts, the Eastern (Pa.) Express-Times reported Tuesday.

Jorge Arevalo said he was asleep and kept hearing noises but assumed it was his roommate. But then he heard his roommate outside and noises in the house, and called police.

Arevalo said the man had four porn sites minimized on the computer monitor and refused to speak.

However, police got him talking and learned he'd left his clothing behind a nearby bar, and explained his injuries by saying he had been in a fight.

Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.