Britney Needs to Own Her Baldness

It's spring, and a girl needs a new hat or two (at once) to celebrate her sobriety. Yup, she did it again.

The recovering ex of Federline dropped into a Beverly Glen shop to find another way to hide her unfortunate $2 pony-tailed wig. The "Country Girl" straw hat, which looks like a county fair giveaway, doesn't quite work with her ruffled babydoll onesie and Escalade windshield sunglasses.

Wouldn't you like to just see her in a pair of jeans, a T-shirt, and her crew cut?