Being John Malkovich

In Character: John Malkovich

Left: You're an ingénue actress, new to Hollywood. Your agent has just called to say you've been chosen for a role in a big movie … as George Clooney's love interest.

Center: You're a construction worker having lunch with your buddies on the street in front of the job, calling out to a sexy woman passing by, "Hey, hon, wanna see what's in my lunchbox?"

Right: You're a mid-level drug dealer with a big payment due to a Mob boss, getting the news from one of your street runners that he lost the big coke stash in, "like, a weird gust of wind."