Top 15 Hot Cartoon Hotties of the 80s!

#15 Madame Razz (She-Ra: Princess of Power)

Madame Razz always reminded me of Valerie Harper or Madge, the Palmolive lady who told you how well Palmolive cleaned your dishes AND your hands. Razz was that nut who was always screwed up her spells and talked like an old lady from New York. Here Madame Razz is seen causing disaster, as well as with her lovable companion Broom.



#14 Lady Jaye (GI Joe: A Real American Hero)



Lady Jaye was hot! She could kick your butt with her fists, a gun, or her javelin. In one episode she beat somebody with a purse! My favorite episode was where she and the Baroness got kidnapped; they beat a bunch of robots while Lady Jaye was wearing business casual and Baroness was in a bikini!



Here is Lady Jaye with her boyfriend Flint, but it was all a cover because we know she was a dyke.

#13 Woolma Lamb (The Get Along Gang)



Woolma was the snotty one of this group, always acting prissy and coming her hair.



#12 Melodia (Silverhawks)

Melodia was one in a long string of MTV inspired cartoon characters. All Melodia did was shriek a lot and play guitar in outer space. But her hair was hot!



#11 LaLa Orange (Rainbow Brite)



She thought she was a French lady with her beret but she’s nothing but a Parisian hooker! She was always winking and trying to seduce Red Butler!

#10 Carla (Kidd Video)

Kidd Video was one of the hottest cartoons around: Four kids (including Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch) get sucked into a cartoon where they play rock n’ roll and run away from Master Blaster and his psycho cats! Carla was the Apollonia/Sheena Easton/Vanity wannabe. She was so hot because she said was from East L.A.. and always wore her t-shirt with the shoulder exposed.




#9 Jacqueline Stallone



She wasn’t in a cartoon but she looks like one.

#8 Pizzaz (Jem)



Pizzaz was always trying to screw up with Jem’s career, causing destruction and chaos wherever she went. She was especially hot because her birth name was PHYLLIS GABOR. I loved when this babe would try to steal Jem’s boyfriend, Eric. She thought she was so sexy, but she looks like an alligator on crack!



#7 Nanny (Muppet Babies)



Nanny had the hottest legs in show business! You never saw this slut, but you know that she resembled Polly Holliday or Barbara Billingsley.

#6 Brittany (Alvin and the Chipmunks)



Brittany was hot because she wore Danskins. Brittany is single handedly responsible for the creation of Brittany Spears! Look at how Brit Brit was influenced by her.





#5 Crasher (Challenge of the GoBots)

For so many years I thought Crasher was a gay guy. Then I realized he was a she! But it’s a thin line anyway... Anyway, Crasher sort of looks like Pete Burns and has a British accent. She always would laugh hysterically after stepping on people and causing destruction, like she was having an orgasm. She was the first 80s cartoon character into S&M!



#4 Cheetara (Thundercats)

Aside from beating people’s asses with her hot staff, Cheetara was a porn star! Look at this picture from the first episode!



You can see her boobs...kinda!



#3 Catra (She-Ra: Princess of Power)

How could we not include this babe? She was always trying to defeat She-Ra but would always end up in a puddle of water or something. Catra was so hot because, despite being able to turn into a cat herself, she used to get carted around by her cat Clawdeen.



When you’d buy the action figure it described her as a “jealous beauty.”



#2 Evil Lyn (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)



Evil-Lyn was Skeletor’s babe but she really ran the roost.






#1 Bianca Dupree (Beverly Hills Teens)



The choice was clear—Bianca is #1! Beverly Hills Teens was a ridiculous cartoon from 1987 about super rich teens that all hung out at a country club and dated each other. Despite being loaded, they all wore the same clothes everyday! Bianca was the richest of the group and was so hot! She had a dog Fifi and a chauffeur Wilshire that loved her but she treated him like crap!



Bianca was always scheming to break up supercouple Troy and Lark and get Troy for herself. Seen her is that trifecta of power, along with some irritating short kid.