A Little Math...
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:
What Makes 100 percent?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent.
How about achieving 103 percent?
What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will takeyou.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
What Makes 100 percent?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent.
How about achieving 103 percent?
What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will takeyou.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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