The Gotta Go Briefcase

The Gotta Go Briefcase is certainly a brilliant invention for road warriors who constantly live out of a suitcase. Their lifestyle requires them to be ready to leave at a moment’s notice - pretty much like a nomad of yore. This briefcase might not contain a single piece of clothing, but what it does do is bring relief during the most constipated times in your traveling life. Have you ever been stuck in a traffic jam or during those long commutes, where you’re even willing to sell your own mother just to take a crap in the john? Assuming the Gotta Go Briefcase concept takes off, that will be a thing of the past, as this fully functioning briefcase doubles up as a portable lavatory.

What else does this portable toilet offer? In a nutshell (or should I say, in a briefcase), it offers a waterproof solution that is encased in high quality Mahogany leather, a strong lightweight aluminum internal structure, and a stainless steel bowl with a sealing lid to keep any potentially hazardous fumes from escaping. Should this actually make it to the market, it will bring a great relief to frequent travelers as we all know just how filthy public toilets can get. There is even a fold out leather privacy panel to keep your business private from prying eyes.

Additional features include a toilet paper dispenser, a small tray cup holder, an attachable vanity mirror, and a refillable hand sanitizing dispenser. You can even throw in a newspaper to tide you over as the stubborn log makes its way through a clogged plumbing system. The Gotta Go Briefcase has a maximum weight capacity of 80kg, so it is advisable to clear your sh*t out once in a while lest it results in a ruptured waste tank.