Good Butter, Evil Butter

When you finally get tired of the "good cholesterol, bad cholesterol" and the "good fat, bad fat" debates, you can make simply stop worrying and make things much clearer, at least where butter is concerned. "Christ Butter" and "Satan Butter" make it pretty clear which is "good" and which is not.

Actually, I'm just kidding. Much like the Cereal Bowl Light, these are not actually edible. The butter-stick-lookalikes are hand-carved in Charm City, Maryland from hardwood and then painted to look buttery before receiving the appropriate wrapping. The Christ butter is $9.99 a stick, while the Satan butter is only $6.66. The number (if you've ever seen The Omen) has significance, but when faced with two similar products, the lower priced one is certainly tempting.

Looking for a more secular spread? There is a "love butter" from this same line, or you could always stick with the real thing.