Math Word Problem

Situation:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you .

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.