NTSB Report

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.

The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 48 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, SHIT!"

Only the states of Montana and North Dakota were different, where the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'.