Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Meth Coffee

Meth Coffee—the original medicinal coffee ratio for gyrotonic stimulation. Agitates! Lifts! Enlightens! Motivates bowels! Don't accept copied or tainted elixirs! They're out there!

Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful shit.


If you're just trying it for the first time, don't throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high.

Then go for more, if you want.


Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up...program in assembly language...write your first novel...plot to overrule the planet. I'm telling you, this shit will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!

99.99% ARABICA BEANS (APPROXIMATELY) & YERBA MATE. CERTIFIED ORGANIC. GUARANTEED ROASTED FRESH WITHIN 48 HOURS OF SHIPMENT.

CONTAINS NO ACTUAL METHAMPHETAMINES, I.E., CRANK, GLASS, SPEED, CRYSTAL, BATU, SHABU, MABU, CRACKHOO, ETC. PRODUCT NOT WARRANTED TO CURE ECZEMA, EDEMA, ACNE, CONSTIPATION, TOURETTE'S, OR GUM DISEASE.




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