Gallows beefcake: Mortician of the month
Mortician Ken McKenzie is trying to put some fun in the funeral business.
The Long Beach mortuary owner has created "Men of Mortuaries," a full-color 2007 photo calendar designed to help bury the notion that U.S. funeral parlors are staffed by pallid, humorless stiffs.
Its cover features hunky, shirtless morticians holding shovels while other muscle-flexing funerary workers lower a casket into the ground.
Inside, the months of the year are illustrated by photographs featuring a mix of dark humor and dazzling smiles.
Glamorous grins - not graveside gravity - was the goal, according to McKenzie.
And that turned out to be a challenge, too.
McKenzie drew 276 responses when he placed an ad in a funeral industry trade journal seeking morticians to pose for the first-of-its kind calendar. But most of those sending in photos of themselves with their applications looked a little, well, grave.
"Some of them wouldn't smile," McKenzie said. "Our industry is so scared of what people will think. They say this is a serious business, and people expect funeral directors to be serious."
When McKenzie assembled the winning participants earlier this year for the calendar shoot at Long Beach's Sunnyside Cemetery, two of the models froze, refusing to crack a smile.
The calendar's art designer was forced to digitally remove the grim-faced pair from the graveyard cover photograph. In their place were added a shirtless McKenzie and another last-minute fill-in, photographed separately and carefully manipulated into position.
All was not lost, though. The photo retoucher was also able to buff up the calendar boys.
"We added a few abs to some stomachs," admits McKenzie, 40. "We got rid of some flab."
The shipment of 50,000 calendars is expected Friday from a print shop in China. McKenzie intends to donate $2 from each sale to a newly organized group that will provide one-time grants to breast cancer patients who need assistance paying for such things as child care.
The KAMM Cares Foundation was set up after McKenzie's sister, 38-year-old Katherine Alyce McKenzie- Meadows, found herself in a financial pinch two years ago as she underwent chemotherapy for breast cancer.
It was his sister, McKenzie said, who first suggested the calendar after seeing similar ones featuring firefighters and Chippendales dancers. "She was joking and asked, 'Where are the morticians?"'
The Long Beach mortuary owner has created "Men of Mortuaries," a full-color 2007 photo calendar designed to help bury the notion that U.S. funeral parlors are staffed by pallid, humorless stiffs.
Its cover features hunky, shirtless morticians holding shovels while other muscle-flexing funerary workers lower a casket into the ground.
Inside, the months of the year are illustrated by photographs featuring a mix of dark humor and dazzling smiles.
Glamorous grins - not graveside gravity - was the goal, according to McKenzie.
And that turned out to be a challenge, too.
McKenzie drew 276 responses when he placed an ad in a funeral industry trade journal seeking morticians to pose for the first-of-its kind calendar. But most of those sending in photos of themselves with their applications looked a little, well, grave.
"Some of them wouldn't smile," McKenzie said. "Our industry is so scared of what people will think. They say this is a serious business, and people expect funeral directors to be serious."
When McKenzie assembled the winning participants earlier this year for the calendar shoot at Long Beach's Sunnyside Cemetery, two of the models froze, refusing to crack a smile.
The calendar's art designer was forced to digitally remove the grim-faced pair from the graveyard cover photograph. In their place were added a shirtless McKenzie and another last-minute fill-in, photographed separately and carefully manipulated into position.
All was not lost, though. The photo retoucher was also able to buff up the calendar boys.
"We added a few abs to some stomachs," admits McKenzie, 40. "We got rid of some flab."
The shipment of 50,000 calendars is expected Friday from a print shop in China. McKenzie intends to donate $2 from each sale to a newly organized group that will provide one-time grants to breast cancer patients who need assistance paying for such things as child care.
The KAMM Cares Foundation was set up after McKenzie's sister, 38-year-old Katherine Alyce McKenzie- Meadows, found herself in a financial pinch two years ago as she underwent chemotherapy for breast cancer.
It was his sister, McKenzie said, who first suggested the calendar after seeing similar ones featuring firefighters and Chippendales dancers. "She was joking and asked, 'Where are the morticians?"'
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