"MASTER" PIECES

THE daughter of "Masterpiece Theater" host Alistair Cooke says she still suffers nightmares over the desecration of her dad's remains through an illegal multimillion dollar body-parts ring. "It's been a terrible time because daddy's legs were cut off," Susan Cooke Kittredge tells London's Daily Mail. "I've had nightmares of opening a door and seeing him with his head at the level of my waist." New York Mortuary in Manhattan allegedly hacked out Cooke's bones in 2004 and sold them for $7,000 without permission from Cooke's family, prosecutors say. Cooke died of cancer at 95, but his forged death certificate said he died at 85 from heart failure.