A Short Study of Comparative Religion

Tao: Shit happens.

Islam: When shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Hindu: This shit happened many times before.

Hare Krisha: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

Confucian: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism: When shit happens, it it really shit?

Zen buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

Judaism: Oy vey, why does this shit happen to me?

Catholic: When shit happens, I deserve it.

Protestant: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Mormon: Can we sell this shit to the Gentiles?

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

7th Day Adventist: Holy Shit!

Unitarian: It's all good shit.

Pentacostal: Praise this shit!

Agnostic: What is this shit?

Atheism: There is no shit.

New Age: I feel your shit.

Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit!