Friday, December 23, 2005

Chocolate VooDoo Doll

Ever been burned by a bad relationship, or wanted to get back at your lousy boss or a conniving coworker? Break out our new Chocolate Voodoo Doll and exact some sweet revenge! First, carve the offender's initials into the doll, and then let the games begin -- try boring holes in strategic places, dissolving extremities in boiling milk, or simply biting the doll's head off. (Or, bring a burning candle closer and closer, and watch your doll start to sweat!)

The best part is savoring the delicious semi-sweet chocolate, knowing that each crunch is taking its toll somewhere.Spell pamphlet and directions for use included; doll is made of 5 oz. of solid gourmet semi-sweet chocolate. Yum.

You can get it HERE.

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