Romanian teenagers crash while engaging in oral sex

This week, a teenager lost his license after crashing his car at high speed while his girlfriend performed oral sex on him! Robert Filip, 19, who was naked when police arrived at the scene, must also pay for damages caused during the collision. Filip apparently lost control of his car after forgetting to turn right on a curve in the city centre of Craiova, southwest Romania.

Police initially told reporters that Filip and his girlfriend Andrea Popescu, 18, were so carried away that they even continued their sex romp after the crash, oblivious to spectators who had rushed to the rescue. It was soon discovered however, that the force of the impact had caused a vacuum effect in the young girl's throat causing the amorous couple to become firmly stuck together.

Luckily, doctors at Craiova's main hospital were able to free the young girl of the blockage in her windpipe, but not until Filip had managed to deliver a little lubrication to the affected area.
"He's a very lucky boy!", Dr. Getemov told reporters. "If he had been driving any faster, the force of the impact would have almost certainly caused the young girl's teeth the clench tightly together resulting in an extreme biting action." "It would have been like that awful un-anaesthetized sex change incident in 'The World According to Garp' movie", he added thoughtfully.

A police spokesman confirmed: "We hope the fact he will have to pay for damages and the 90 days suspension of his licence will teach him a lesson for the future."

Filip later apologized, saying: "I am sorry for what happened but at the time I just could not stop myself." The teenagers had apparently only met that day.He added, "But I've certainly learnt my lesson. The next time my girlfriend decides to blow me - I'll make sure she does the driving!"