Madonna Breaks Bones While Riding a Horse

Madonna's 47th birthday celebration turned interesting when she broke several bones while riding a horse near London, her publicist told The Associated Press.

It's unclear whether she was riding the horse or it was the other way around as there are conflicting reports of the event coming in as we go to press. anyways...

She was treated and released from a hospital after sustaining three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand. Madges collarbone is located between her boobs and her chin in the photo for you medical types.

Her new record is due out in November. Like anyone CARES...