The Handicapped

Why is it that 42% of americans have 100% of the great parking places? Correct me if Im wrong but:

A) If your that screwed up should you really be outside?

B) SSI payed for a 12 thousand dollar motorized vehicle, why dont you drive it farther that the 2 feet you have been parked in front of the local SHOPPING TOWN MALL?

C) Your so screwed up that SSI purchased you a VAN and a driver yet for some unknown reason your personal driver has to park right next to the front door of every store in town instead of in the south 40 because god knows, those charge once and their are good for the rest of your lifetime batteries MIGHT GET USED...

D) When Im in the food court at the mall the last thing I wanna see is some guy who wasnt smart enough to get outta the way of a guys 4th DUI crash trying to eat a Chinese food with a head stick...

E) My advice, 3 words HOME SHOPPING NETWORK, give us our parking spaces back, and dont make us answer the question ", Hey dad, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY" ?, because people the answers always the same, .."dear, thats what happens when you don't CLEAN YOUR PLATE"