Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The New Shake Weight


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"Due to a mix-up, teleprompter was loaded with Jimmy Carter's in 1979." -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Surprises in (the) State of the Union Address"

Exotic Hotel Proposals

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Nothing but McNuggets...since AGE 3

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Sex Shop Issues...

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Just when you thought...

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Monday, January 30, 2012

Ms Cyrus eats....CAKE?


Jim Carrey's kid "fast tracked" on American Idol

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Thats Me...Thats Me...



Boobs go BOOM?

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Gun toting granny stops car thief...

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Snoot Full for Jesus...

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Rich people hospital rooms...

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Dead Mouse found in Babies MOUTH....

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Instructions from a 6 year old

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LIVE with Kelly Moments...

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RIP: Dick Tufeld


Van the Man....











Listen to more Van Morrison at Wolfgang's Vault.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Ice Cream Meat Sunday



Song of the Year?

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Ricky Nelsons sons attend an awards show...


Up On Beanie Baby Mtn....


Never TEXT the COPS a Drug Deal....

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Beards finally allowed @ Disney...

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Smokin on the BLUE...

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Who's your daddy?


Motorcycle of the future...

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The PUNCHLINE

"I find it fascinating that your average automobile has a better navigation system than an Italian cruise ship." -- David Letterman

Well that's a stretch....


Interesting....

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

What is her talent AGAIN....?




The Dolly Madison Signature Collection from Hostess


NRA National BBQ and Cookout...


Steven Tyler does National...oh nevermind...



Dr Evil's CASA...

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Neil doesn't like the sound of todays music

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Winged thingy found...

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Flaming Horn Bull WINS....

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POT Based drug looking for FDA approval....

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6 Shot @ Sweet 16 Party

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Paco Duarte.....


Magician cuts off finger

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

American Idol Amy already has 4 record deals ...with the POLICE...


Flaming Tampon Attackers...

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Toys from the Past...



Those were the DAYS...


POE Toaster a NO SHOW AGAIN...

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Concrete balls to stop riders

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Mouse in the buns @ McDonalds...



Cat and Owl, friendship or food?



Star Trek Chat Roulette



The Day LOLCATS Died...




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"One of the products unveiled at the Consumers Electronics Show is a remote for your television that you control with your mind. When you think 'on,' it turns on the TV. When you stop thinking completely, it turns on 'Jersey Shore.'‚ÄČ" -- Conan O'Brien

The Cal Worthington Divorce

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Condom Law in LA?

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Type 2 for 600 Alex...


Italy's boat issue goes commercial

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Feeling Up Granny...BAD...

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Narcissistic Old Queen and an Narcissistic Old Queen


Donkey Punch goes Network....



Saturday, January 21, 2012

No Pants 2012



Brad Pitt Blooper from Money Ball



The Punchline

"Vegas bookmakers giving better odds that Richard Simmons will become a father." -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You Don't Have A Realistic Chance of Being President"

Burger King testing delivery service....

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5 year old in juice box stabbing...

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Gold smuggling in your ASS...

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