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A Charlie Sheen Holiday

Charlie Sheen is partying hard once again and missed THREE family Christmas events as he lived the high life, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
One year after being arrested on domestic violence charges in Aspen, Colorado, the Two and a Half Men star was nowhere to be found at family events where he was expected.
“He skipped going to his brother Emilio’s, didn’t show up at Denise Richards’ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline.com.
So where has Charlie been?
“He’s back partying again,” a source told us. “Although it’s tough to say he’s back partying because he never really quit!”
Sheen had a disastrous night partying with porn star Capri Anderson in New York, but that hasn’t slowed him. Anderson filed a criminal complaint claiming Sheen held her against her will and Sheen filed a lawsuit against her for extortion.
“He did a lot of cocaine that night,” a source close to that situation told RadarOnline.com, and Sheen hasn’t stopped.
“He likes hookers and he likes coke and he’s got enough money for both,” the source said.
While the star blew off the family events for Christmas he wasn’t suffering from holiday depression. “He’s been having a great time partying like crazy for the past several weeks,” the source said.

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A Year in Review

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Doogie Howser Holiday Photo

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900 LB Bull frees self on way to slaughter

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Critic BURNS Stars...

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RIP: KODACHROME

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Fake "Nurse of the Year" heads for SLAMMER

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Worlds Oldest Dad ...94

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Keith on the BBC

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The You Tube Pilot

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Deborah Ann Woll goes topless for Allure....

Hole in One...

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Doogie Howser VS Victor Newman

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Ronnie Spector gets her Ronnies mixed up

"I was skimming through it the other day, and he's talking about Ronnie, and I think, 'Oh, he must mean me. I'll read this.' And then he writes, 'We went in the bathroom and did drugs.' I was like, 'Keith! I never did drugs! What are you saying?'
I was so angry with him. I never, ever did drugs with him. In fact, I used to yell at Keith. I'd say, 'You can do a little marijuana but don't go any further than that.'
So I'm reading this and I'm just fuming. I'm ready to call him and really cuss him out, but then I read a little more and it turns out he was actually talking about Ronnie Wood."

Happy Holidaze?

Bobby will be back in Hooters in Jan 2011

THE PUNCH LINE

"We'll be right back after this message from Poligrip" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Things Overheard During Larry King's Final Show

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Spies among us

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Richard Gere's mistress seen taking the kids to meet their father...

Larry King: The END

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American Redneck Society Formed...

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Epic Meal Time

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Simple and Classic....

Complete Guide to Four Loko

Denies drugs in her crotch were hers...

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Rat Tickling for fun and profit....

THE PUNCH LINE

"It looks like unemployment is up. Especially if you're the guy who designed that inflatable dome where the Vikings play." -- Jay Leno

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Your Congress at work....

$277,000 for potato pest management in Wisconsin
$246,000 for bovine tuberculosis in Michigan and Minnesota
$522,000 for cranberry and blueberry disease and breeding in New Jersey
$500,000 for oyster safety in Florida
$349,000 for swine waste management in North Carolina
$413,000 for peanut research in Alabama
$247,000 for virus free wine grapes in Washington
$208,000 beaver management in North Carolina
$94,000 for blackbird management in Louisiana
$165,000 for maple syrup research in Vermont
$235,000 for noxious weed management in Nevada
$100,000 for the Edgar Allen Poe Cottage Visitor’s Center in New York
$300,000 for the Polynesian Voyaging Society in Hawaii
$400,000 for solar parking canopies and plug-in electric stations in Kansas

Walmart Drag Racing?

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and WHY do we CARE?

I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5’2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places.

My body frame is small, but since I have curves, many people assume I am bigger and wear a bigger size in jeans. This is simply not the case! The misconception carries over to my weight, too. I am right under 120 lbs, but a lot of people have been shocked to hear that and have accused me of lying! Haha. (…)

I was clear to state that everyone carries their weight differently. I have very skinny chicken legs, so my jeans need to be a smaller size to fit my legs. I have a tiny waist, which is smaller than a size 27 so i always need to have the waist tailored.I also wear stretch jeans, because my booty just gets flattened in any jean that has no stretch and just doesn’t fit into non stretch jeans. I usually wear Serfonatine or JBrand, those fit the best! In those certain brands, on a good day I even fit into a size 26! I am a lot smaller than I look in pictures or on TV and that’s the first thing people say when they meet me! When I first started doing photo shoots, stylists would bring me a size 6 or 8, and they had to come back with 2′s and 4′s. I am only 117 lbs!
I am really sick and tired of people being so mean and nasty and assume I am lying. Why should it upset people that I am a size 27? Kourtney is a size 23 or 24, if she can find her size and wears kid sizes most of the time, and Khloe is a size 30. We are all shapped differently and are proud of our shape big or small….

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