Sunday, February 28, 2010
Inflatable Sleeping Coat
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Get yous HERE.
Shark Tank leak
Friday, February 26, 2010
"General" Larry Platt is finally cashing in on his "Pants on the Ground" phenomenon -- because "American Idol's" favorite senior citizen is now getting paid to play in Las Vegas.
Platt is scheduled to perform his semi-hit at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel today.
Sources at the hotel say Platt is being flown from Atlanta first class ... and will get pampered with free food, lodging, several thousand dollars and, last but not least, a steak dinner!
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"When you watch 'Lost,' crazy stuff happens. You love it, and then a few hours later you have no idea what happened. It's like the Jagermeister of TV shows." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Ms Rivers Talks
"Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day. Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Oh thats how U say it...
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
The Solution to Sweaty Balls
Jessica Simpson Tweating...
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Now that's a Plate....
Rihanna has some little people for her Birthday
On how it's her fathers fault:
"When my father was going public, that's when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn't the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I'm in a place where I don't need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. I learnt from my mistakes and I'm now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life."
On how she's the new Candy Finnigan:
"Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that's what I will continue to do. I've made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them - that has probably saved my life."
On how she went to Rehab:
"I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It's a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I'd run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, 'Can I just go somewhere for a month? I'm around bad people and I need to take care of myself'. I was terrified, so I put myself in."
On how she became the train wreck she is today:
"There was a point when I didn't know how to say 'No' and I was trying to please everyone. I was doing pop and making films. I was young and thought I could go out, have fun, then go on set and record. I ran myself down and I lost track of who I was."
On the first time she was every caught with coke by the police:
"It was in a purse and I was with friends. I wasn't trying to lie to police. I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad. I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like. It's not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like shit. It became uninteresting to me. I'm hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don't need something like that."
On how she's full of ...:
"I'm allowed to drink now but I know my limits. There are certain situations where I have obligations. There's no reason to (drink) because I don't want to feel like s*** in the morning. I've now learned my boundaries and I've been very good with cleaning house with people who I know didn't have my best intentions at heart. A lot of people in LA are very self destructive. Partying so hard simply isn't worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it's wonderful."
WWE Pyro goes WRONG
Monday, February 22, 2010
Happy Birthday Don Pardo
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"How is it that the Olympics can hand out 250 medals in a few weeks? It takes 'American Idol' 58 weeks to pick one karaoke singer." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Man breaks into jail for sex with girlfriend....
Why women love self obsessed....
Sunday, February 21, 2010
More on "The Lago" incident
As for when we might hear from Lago himself ... it appears he's in a "blackout period" -- meaning he can't talk about the incident at all until March 3.
Gimme back my coat....
Dr. Klein claims Michael borrowed a Gianfranco Ferre green jacket from him several months before he died , a jacket Klein claims is worth $10,000.
According to the claim, "The jacket has not been returned prior to death and has not been returned after death (although demand has been made)."
Klein is not asking for any money, but wants his blazer back.
Klein filed another claim against the Michael Jackson estate back in October -- for $48,522.89 for medical services.
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Museum of Beauty