Booty to Waist Ratio Barometer

Quween. McPhee.

Madonna and Guy Sale Fail

A painting of Madonna, shown nude on a bed with her former husband Guy Ritchie, failed to sell yesterday at an auction. The picture by Peter Howson, “Madonna & Guy,” had been expected to fetch between 15,000 pounds ($24,300) and 22,000 pounds at the Scottish auction house McTear’s.
more HERE

Sex, Lies & Catholicism

DUBLIN, Ireland - The Catholic orders responsible for abusing Ireland's poorest children say they're struggling to come up with money to help their victims. Yet investigations into their net worth paint a very different picture - that of nuns and brothers with billions' worth of carefully sheltered assets worldwide.
more HERE

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Kate's Kookbook

Kate Gosselin has plenty on her plate, but that isn't stopping her from publishing a new cookbook.
Her third book, Love Is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, is due to hit stores Oct. 13, 2009.
Kate will write about "how to craft family traditions that create happy memories." Right! ...like yelling at her husband in front of everyone, or getting it on with her bodyguard?!
more HERE and HERE

Kenny G and his son Kenny G

Kenneth Gorelick's -- aka Kenny G's -- son Max is only 15, but the kid is already a clone of his father ... minus the "mature" hairline and world record for longest note ever recorded on a saxophone.
video HERE

Tattoos of the Brooklyn Bridge

click the pic

Mistresses of Hollywood

Billy Crudup reportedly ended his seven-year relationship with Mary-Louise Parker to be with presumed good-girl, Claire Danes while Parker was seven months pregnant with their child.
more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"I would hate to actually spend a real night in a museum. All those ancient fossils and dusty old bones ... if I wanted that, I'd watch '60 Minutes.'"
-- Craig Ferguson

Happy Birthday Big Ben

Defiantly low-tech yet accurate to the second, London's Big Ben is having its 150th birthday, its Victorian chimes carrying the sound of Britain into the 21st century.
Big Ben first began keeping time May 31, 1859.
more HERE

My 5th Grade Teacher : Mrs. Ham

Sex with Ducks

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a pro-gay marriage song 'Sex with Ducks' in response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalizing sex with ducks.

Dog-O-Matic

When a dog comes home from a walk filthy and smelling of something unmentionable, the temptation sometimes is to throw the darn thing in the washing machine.
Well, now you can. An entrepreneur has come up with the Dog-O-Matic, a mini car-wash that transforms pets from filthy to fluffy in half an hour.
more HERE

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Adam Lambert Discusses Pink Elephant

The three of them always enjoy the beach...

Costume of the Month

Jessica Simpson Returns to Bad TV

Jessica 'County Fair' Simpson will travel the world to find out what different cultures consider beautiful. The show is called 'The Price of Beauty' and her spokespeople confirmed it, but wouldn't give up any details.
Apparently, one source said that Jessica will even try "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful."
...somehow the image of Joe Rogan returning to host as he goes one on one with Jessica in 'Fear Factor Goes to Hell' come to mind...
more HERE

Hey Big Fat Greek Guy

Jane Fryer joins 'Stavros Flatley' or father Demetri and son Lagi Demetrious as they prep for the big show
'Yes! That's it! Brilliant - you've got it!' says 13-year-old Lagi, as we all join in. 'Now let's do the chainsaw.'
Er, the chainsaw? 'I invented it - so it's easy. You just wiggle your hips and pump one arm up and down like you're starting a chainsaw. That's it - but wiggle the other way or you'll get twisted. That's it. Brilliant! Brilliant!'
watch their performance HERE

Mystery Boobs Revealed

And now the mystery of the cleavage on the recent M&S 'We Boobed!' campaign is finally solved.
The now-famous cleavage that has caused such a storm in a D cup belongs to 23-year-old Islington model Natalie Suliman.
As well as forming a campaign to promote the new range of quality silk underwear for M&S, the photograph was chosen by M&S for the ad apologizing to the nation for charging £2 on bras above a DD cup, hence the worldwide coverage of the shots.
more w/pics HERE

Lady GaGa Gets Dirty with 'Paparazzi'

Lady GaGa certainly likes to make a statement, and her latest video is no exception.
The clip for new single Paparazzi sees the singer engage in a passionate clinch with three blonde men.
At first glance the long-haired trio could be mistaken for women, who bear a resemblance to Lady GaGa herself. ...which begs the question: is it ego or just fucking yourself?
more HERE

Ignorant Newspaper Prints Presidential Death Threat

There have been jokes about watermelon and fried chicken, and sent emails containing racist slurs. And now a personal ad in a Pennsylvania newspaper has called for his assassination.
President Barack Obama's milestone presidency has brought out its fair share of racists and hateful misfits, evident in an ad placed in the Times-Observer of Warren, in northwest Pennsylvania, earlier this week.
The ad in Thursday's paper read: "May Obama follow in the steps of Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy!" All four presidents were assassinated in office.
The paper apologized on Friday, calling it an oversight. Its publisher said the advertising staff didn't make the historical connection between the five men.
more HERE

Related:
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Drunk Tattoos are FOREVER

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Wikipedia Bans Church of Scientology

Wikipedia has banned the Church of Scientology from editing any articles. It’s a punishment for repeated and deceptive editing of articles related to the controversial religion. The landmark ruling comes from the inner circle of a site that prides itself on being open and inclusive. In a 10-1 ruling Thursday, the site’s arbitration council voted to ban users coming from all IP addresses owned by the Church of Scientology and its associates, and further banned a number of editors by name.
more HERE

...hummm...a cult disguised as an organized religion spreading falsehoods in an attempt to brainwash and indoctrinate? ...like that's never happened before!

New Torture Device

Dick & Dubya Differ

Former President George W. Bush is sticking by his promise to leave President Barack Obama alone — prompting some second-guessing by allies of Vice President Dick Cheney, who is determined to confront the new president.
Bush has stuck to his memorable declaration that he owes Obama his silence, while Cheney continues to grant colorful interviews in which he warns that the Democrat’s policies are making the country less safe.
One Cheney supporter referred to “confusion” and “bewilderment” among conservatives that Bush has not taken the same tack.
more HERE

Related:
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10 Stripping Starlets

8. Roselyn Sanchez, Yellow

9 more w/video links HERE

Note to Self: My Toenails Hurt!

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Phil Spector Conviction

Phil Spector gets 19 years to life for actress' murder
In a quiet end to the 6-year-old case, the legendary music producer is told that he will not be eligible for parole until 2028, when he would be 88.
It was a quiet end to a legal proceeding that has intrigued the public since February 3, 2003, when actress Lana Clarkson was shot to death in the foyer of Spector's mansion.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Parents' Preferred Pokémon Ride

Problem child? ...No Problem!

Meet Chicken Mouse

If you live in western Pakistan, you probably won't be impressed. They're all over the place there. But the Pigmy Jerboa qualifies as a pretty amazing animal. And the rest of the world saw very little of them until a video was posted on YouTube --- and is now all over the Web.

Chicken Mouse needs a Reality Series...

Can you catch anything doin' this...?

we can hear the logic now:
" ...first we all jump in the pool with our clothes on, then we come into the house, turn on the air conditioning, guzzle a lot of booze and swap copious amounts of eachothers' spit for a few hours...then it gets really interesting..."

Woof!

Window to the Soul?

Hop, Skip & Jump...for Mankind

The Air Trekkers are 3-foot long jumping stilts with an aluminum frame & carbon-fiber springs. Just put them on, and, as they say, the world is your trampoline. Priced from $270. The company claims that, if you wear it, you can jump up to 10 feet high and run up to 20 miles per hour.
available HERE

Priest Switches Teams

Canellis: "...religious men make me horny."

MIAMI, Florida — A Roman Catholic priest who admitted this month that he was torn between two loves — his church and his girlfriend — announced his choice on Thursday.
The priest, the Rev. Alberto Cutié, said he was joining the Episcopal Church and planning to marry his girlfriend of two years, who was also becoming an Episcopalian.
In a private ceremony inside the cathedral, Father Cutié, 40, and his fiancée, priest fetishist Ruhama Buni Canellis, 35, were received into the Episcopal Church.
Father Cutié’s announcement came just weeks after photos of him appeared in the pages of a popular Spanish-language tabloid kissing Ms. Canellis on a Florida beach.
New York Times report HERE
video HERE

Eggsighting...

Docta Peppa

Dr. Dre’s forthcoming album Detox has been delayed so long and is so eagerly anticipated, it’s starting to earn comparisons to another long-in-the-making project: Guns n’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy. Now the two albums are linked by an unlikely third party, Dr. Pepper. The soda company that famously egged on Axl Rose by offering a free can to everyone in America should Rose’s LP surface in 2008 is now partnering with Dre to offer a sneak peek of Detox in a commercial that will begin airing June 1st.
Rolling Stone article HERE
video & more HERE

Boobification

Crusader Rumsfeld

on the morning of Thursday, April 10, 2003, Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon prepared a top-secret briefing for George W. Bush. This document, known as the Worldwide Intelligence Update, was a daily digest of critical military intelligence so classified that it circulated among only a handful of Pentagon leaders and the president; Rumsfeld himself often delivered it, by hand, to the White House. The briefing’s cover sheet generally featured triumphant, color images from the previous days’ war efforts: On this particular morning, it showed the statue of Saddam Hussein being pulled down in Firdos Square, a grateful Iraqi child kissing an American soldier, and jubilant crowds thronging the streets of newly liberated Baghdad. And above these images, and just below the headline secretary of defense, was a quote that may have raised some eyebrows. It came from the Bible, from the book of Psalms: “Behold, the eye of the Lord is on those who fear Him…To deliver their soul from death.” ...there were more to come...
GQ broke the story...see HERE
the documents are HERE

WOW! ...evil begets evil

Masking Pandemic

Perhaps it’s just a precautionary step, but we are ready to fight it in style and for a good cause. In an attempt to lighten up the global paranoia that has set in, artist Irina Blok, has produced these fun and cheerful surgical masks for $10 dollars each with proceeds going to an honorable charity, Children International, to help children and families in times of crisis.
available HERE

Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million

Reality TV morons Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed for a nasty $10 million divorce, reports National Enqurier.
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”

WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...

Related:
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Susan Swears Herself into Safe House

Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day.
She stunned Britain's Got Talent fans, contestants and their families before going into meltdown later in front of hundreds of hotel guests.
There were fearsthat the pressure was getting to the show favorite.
Cops intervened after Susan, 48, went berserk in the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London when two strangers set out to "wind her up".
more HERE
There was talk of Susan quitting the show because of negative 'sniping'
Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle has been moved to a "safe house" as she prepares for Saturday's final.
One judge, Piers Morgan, confirmed that she had become so "distraught" at negative media headlines this week that she almost quit the ITV show.
more on that HERE

Openly Gay Recount?

cute couple?

The New York Times published an American Idol conspiracy theory report.
The claim is that AT&T dropped by several Idol viewing parties in Arkansas that were organized by fans of Kris Allen, who was the winner of the show last week, to teach partygoers how to send "power texts." Power texting allows you to send 10 or more texts at once just by pressing one button. AT&T, who is the only carrier you can use to send votes by text, also gave partyers phones to use.
AT&T confirms that they did have company representatives at two parties after the final performance episode last week. They said: “In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested.”

So why would AT&T and Idol do this? One theory is that they didn't want a guy who wears makeup and dresses like a midnight showing of Rocky Horror at 9am to win...which is silly 'cause that guy will probably generate copious amounts of cash...

oh, and this...
Adam Lambert Is Openly Gay, Says Kara DioGuardi

Spit out the seeds and GET A LIFE...

This just in from Lady GaGa...

Seems she's upset and rambling on Facebook...

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Tom Sizemore Arrested

Troubled actor and perennial CWW favorite Tom Sizemore has been arrested in Los Angeles on an outstanding warrant for drug charges.
The Saving Private Ryan star was taken into custody shortly after midnight on Thursday morning after police were called to investigate a report of domestic violence in Hollywood.
When police arrived at the scene, Sizemore was found in the area with a pal and after being quizzed by cops, they discovered there was a $25,000 warrant out for the star's arrest.
According to TMZ.com, a police search found Sizemore and his friend in possession of narcotics - and they were subsequently arrested and booked for the crime.

Tennis Tits in Transition

STUNNING Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants a boob job to reduce the size of her massive mixed double DDs.
Buxom smasher Simona, 17, has been way...way out in front in junior internationals where her amazing eye-popping form has won her an army of lecherous fans.
But the 5ft 5ins sports star has told how she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back...and perhaps hurting her back.
more HERE

This smells like a WINNER...

You have crazy ass rednecks, hellbent on revenge. You have a crazy ass creature, roaming wild and lethal, unseen by it’s victims until it’s too late. You have a kinda crazy-ass group of good friends, together for a weekend getaway of partying, and maybe even a little soul searching.
more HERE
official website HERE

STD Roulette

I would say I'm dirty, yeah.

Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans, they're living their lives in a whirlwind of fucking and sucking stranger's dicks and pussies, sans protection, all over the place.
Of course, random sex every night with strangers in nightclub toilets is extremely invigorating, but the downside of this is that cases of chlamydia are up by 190 per cent in the last eight years. Even worse, syphilis, which can make your face peel off like a leper, is up by 1,062 per cent.
VICE magazine article HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"I can't believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he's appearing on TV news shows. It's like he thinks he's still president."
-- Jay Leno

Obama at Hollywood Fundraiser

The Freshman

A public that wants to know everything about Barack Obama can thank Lisa Jack for a glimpse of what the future president was like when he was just another college freshman trying to cut a figure in this world -- with a partly unbuttoned Oxford shirt, a big Panama hat and puffs of cigarette smoke as his props of choice for projecting that coveted aura of post-adolescent confidence and cool.
pics HERE
story HERE

Love Doesn't Pay

American Express wants Courtney Love to leave home without it.
The financial services firm sued the musician in Los Angeles on Wednesday, alleging she owes more than $350,000 in unpaid charges and other fees on her AmEx Gold card.
The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court, seeks $352,059.67 for the unpaid balance, damages, attorney's fees and late charges, and says Love's charging privileges were suspended after she "failed and refused" to make payments.
more HERE

Sex and the Thinking Girl

...are you sure it's not a gay magazine?

Men's magazines regularly mix aspirational and intelligent content with high-brow erotica, but women, Suraya Singh feels, are being left out. Which is why she decided to quit her job and set up a magazine herself.
Next week she will launch Filament, a self-funded quarterly erotica magazine that is squarely aimed at turning women on.
Marketed as "the thinking woman's crumpet", the first issue features a semi-naked man in a praying position on its cover. Inside, artistic photoshoots of scantily clad male models are juxtaposed next to erotic short stories and erudite articles on off-beat topics such as the merits of being a geek. And if you tire of the sex, there's always a recipe for spicy celeriac bake to keep you busy.
more HERE

Happy 100th : Dolores Hope

Bob Hope's widow, Dolores Hope, has celebrated her 100th birthday with friends and family at the Hope estate in Toluca Lake, California
more HERE

GaGa for Girl on Girl

seduction technique

Watch out, Katy Perry: there’s a new princess of pop who kisses girls for real...
Lady GaGa tells Rolling Stone she’s bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It’s an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends “uncomfortable,” she says.
Rolling Stone article HERE

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Jokin' Joe

Vice President Biden is about to find out how well his boss can take a joke.
The vice president razzed the commander-in-chief Wednesday while speaking at the Air Force Academy commencement ceremony in Colorado, poking fun at President Obama's known affinity for his Teleprompter.
Biden made the crack about Obama's crutch after a strong gust of wind blew over one of the vice president's Teleprompters. Biden was talking about Colorado's thin air at the time and when he heard the crash, he added, "and the strong winds."
Then he said: "What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his Teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?"
The crowd laughed at the joke made at the expense of the absent president, who was in Las Vegas at the time.
Presumably, that line was not on the Teleprompter.
more HERE
video HERE

Trimmed Bush = Taller Tree

Big Blob of Nevada

Hidden beneath the U.S. West's Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
The Great Basin consists of small mountain ranges separated by valleys and includes most of Nevada, the western half of Utah and portions of other nearby states.
While studying the area, John West of Arizona State University (ASU) and his colleagues found evidence of a large cylindrical blob of cold material far below the surface of central Nevada.
more HERE

Recession Oppression

Global economic troubles are fueling a human-rights crisis, Amnesty International warned as it released its "Report 2009: State of the World's Human Rights" on Thursday.
"Billions of people are suffering from insecurity, injustice and indignity," a spokesperson added. "This crisis is about shortages of food, jobs, clean water, land and housing, and also about deprivation and discrimination, growing inequality, xenophobia and racism, violence and repression across the world."
more HERE

Katie Holmes, Now and in 2020

'Mo' by Britney Spears

Tyin' the Knot Before Doin' Time

It only took 8 years and a few kids. But rapper T.I. has officially married his longtime fiance Tameka “Tiny” Cottle in a ceremony over the weekend.
The family traveled to Miami for the party and tied the knot in front of family in friends. A source in T.I.’s camp told The Urban Daily:
“Its been a crazy situation around here with all that has been taking place. In regards to Tiny and T.I., yes they are officially husband and wife,” said an anonymous source. “It recently took place in a very private ceremony with only members of the immediate family and certain members of the Grand Hustle family.”

Vaguely Familiar

...can't quite place the face...

Bad Day at Butt Hole Road

Residents on this street in the town of Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, UK, have changed its name after tiring of the constant attention:
"Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed. And coachloads of amused American tourists frequently turned up to view the sign after it appeared in a US book. They spent £300 to change their address to the rather more palatable Archers Way."
According to the Daily Mail, "Butt Hole Road is believed to have been named after a communal water butt that was originally in the area."

iPhone App Art on New Yorker Magazine

These days, all you need to create magazine cover-worthy artwork is an iPhone and Steve Sprang's $4.99 Brushes app. Oh, and insane talent.
Those were the ingredients that produced this week's dazzling New Yorker cover, a traditional-looking blurred street scene that looks like an authentic brush-and-canvas painting.
In reality, artist Jorge Colombo finger-painted the image while standing outside Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Times Square.
more HERE

Now, That's Funny...

Airbrushed Brooke

We knew Brooke Hogan -- the prematurely-aged-by-tanning celebu-spawn of one-time professional wrestler and reality show star Hulk Hogan -- had bad taste. Seriously, would anyone with even a smidgen of common sense wear this?
So it's not surprising that Hogan thought an airbrushed van art version of herself rocking a set of wings that would make a unicorn cry with envy would be just the thing for the cover of her new album, "The Redemption" which is to be released in July, includes the track Falling where she writhes around in her bikini for pretty much the entire duration of the video.
more HERE
Brooke's website HERE

...she reminds us of the hood of a Trans Am

English as a Second Language

Tops Off to the Swedish Woman's Volleyball Team

More War Stories

Skanking Lessons

Demi 'Hillbilly' Moore

Twitter-mad Demi Moore is famous for being one of the most beautiful women in the world, so it was quite strange to come across a pic of the star’s toothless grin posted for all to see on the internet.
Demi apparently decided to share a recent trip to the dentist with thousands of people on Twitter...
more HERE

Happy Birthday Bob Goldthwait

Bashed Bro

YOKOHAMA, Japan — Jose Canseco came out swinging but didn't last long in his debut in mixed martial arts.
The former Oakland A's slugger was defeated by South Korean super heavyweight Hong Man Choi by a knockout just 1 minute, 17 seconds into the first round at Yokohama Arena.
The referee stopped the fight when the 7-foot-2, 330-pound Choi knocked Canseco to the mat and started punching his head.
"That's a big man," Canseco said after the fight.
more HERE
video HERE

White's Wedding

NASHVILLE, Tennessee — White Stripes drummer Meg White has married fiance Jackson Smith in Nashville.
The 34-year-old rock drummer's publicist said in a statement Tuesday that the ceremony was part of a double wedding Friday in the backyard of White's musical partner, Jack White.
Smith is the son of punk singer Patti Smith and the late guitarist Fred "Sonic" Smith of the rock band MC5. The younger Smith is also a rock guitarist.
The other couple that wed Friday was Jack Lawrence and his girlfriend Jo McCaughey.
Jack Lawrence is the bass player in Jack White's other musical projects: the Raconteurs and the Dead Weather.
more HERE

The Thighs Have It!

Sexy Gossip Girls Blake Lively and Leighton Meester look sexy together at the 2009 CW Network UpFront event rubbing thighs and showing off their killer set of legs.
more HERE

The Real Housewives of Washington DC

Bravo announced that their next amazing piece of television won't be The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but instead they will be following the pill-popping wives of toe-tapping politicians in DC. Bravo issued this paragraph of words:
"We're tapping personalities who are among Washington D.C.'s influential players, cultural connoisseurs, fashion sophisticates and philanthropic leaders - the people who rub elbows with the most prominent people in the country and easily move in the city's diverse political and social circles..."
more HERE

TWO WORDS: CINDY McCAIN...

California Upholds Inequality

California voters legally outlawed same-sex marriage when they approved Proposition 8 in November, but the constitutional amendment did not dissolve the unions of 18,000 gay and lesbian couples who wed before the measure took effect, the state Supreme Court ruled today.
The 6-1 decision was issued by the same court that declared a year ago that a state law defining marriage as the union of a man and a woman violated the right to choose one's spouse and discriminated on the basis of sexual orientation. Prop. 8 undid that ruling.
Justice Carlos Moreno, in a lone dissent, said a majority should not be allowed to deprive a minority of fundamental rights by passing an initiative.
San Francisco Chronicle report HERE
video & more HERE

Thigh Lines - Compare & Contrast

Vacation Photo Gone Horribly Awry

Genesis Revisited

Obama Taps Sotomayor for High Court

President Barack Obama tapped federal appeals judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court on Tuesday, officials said, making her the first Hispanic in history picked to wear the robes of a justice.
If confirmed by the Senate, Sotomayor, 54, would succeed retiring Justice David Souter. Two officials described Obama's decision on condition of anonymity because no formal announcement had been made.
Administration officials say Sotomayor, with 17 years on the bench, would bring more judicial experience to the Supreme Court than any justice confirmed in the past 70 years.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Stevie Nicks

Into the Wilde

Olivia Wilde flexes her muscles in GQ magazine
more HERE

Brooke Shields Advocates Teen Sex

Brooke Shields may have taken on sexually mature roles at a young age, but the actress reveals that she was much more reserved off-screen.
Shields, who portrayed a child prostitute in "Pretty Baby" at age 12, tells Health magazine that she didn't lose her virginity until age 22.
Following her controversial role, Shields raised eyebrows by cavorting topless on a tropical island in "The Blue Lagoon" (1980).
“I think I would have had sex a lot earlier!” Shields laughs. The actress admits to waiting until the age of 22 before having sex, and has said this hindered her from being more in touch with herself. Feeling pressured by the media, and given high expectations due to her more adult roles Shields says, “I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK.”

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R.I.P.: Jay Bennett

Jay Bennett, a singer and songwriter who was a former member of the rock band Wilco, died on Sunday at home in Urbana, Illinois He was 45.
The cause is still unknown. Representatives of his management company, Undertow Music Collective, said he died in his sleep. Edward Burch, a friend and collaborator, told The Chicago Sun-Times that an autopsy was being done. No information about survivors was available.
Last month Mr. Bennett complained on his MySpace page about severe pains in his hip. He needed hip-replacement surgery, he said, but did not have proper health insurance.
obit HERE
more HERE

I'll Be There...

It's Officially Summer

Hockey is God's Sport

get yours HERE

The Penis Collection

THE PUNCHLINE

"Scientists have repaired the Hubble telescope. They not only repaired it, they improved it. It's now the Hubble Kaleidoscope."
-- David Letterman

Susan Boyle's Return

Little Queenie?

Brian May is now telling Rolling Stone that Queen and Glamberace might rendezvous again... I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery.

Brian said, “Amongst all that furor, there wasn’t really a quiet moment to talk. But [drummer Roger Taylor] and I are definitely hoping to have a meaningful conversation with him at some point. It’s not like we, as Queen, would rush into coalescing with another singer just like that. It isn’t that easy. But I’d certainly like to work with Adam. That is one amazing instrument he has there.”

Memorial Day 2009

Honoring the Fallen HERE
Ten facts about Memorial Day HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"California experienced another earthquake yesterday. California is the only state where you don't know what's going to bounce first -- the ground from the earthquake or the check you get from the government."
-- Jay Leno

Happy Birthday Tommy Chong

Rememeber these?

everything Watchimal HERE
video HERE

Clay Apologizes to Glamberace

"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say! If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children (Ed note: Watz dat?). But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn't think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it's showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.

That said, since my previous blog got dissected like a biology lab frog, i suppose I should clarify and even retract some of what I wrote. I am sure that some were upset by my choice of words describing my opinion of a performance I heard from Adam Lambert. I hope no one actually believed that blood truly poured forth from my ears when I heard him. I obviously meant it as a colorful statement to imply that I did not enjoy what I heard. Any performer hopes that their music will appeal to all people, but no singer realistically expects it to. God knows, I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing either. I wouldn't dream of assuming that, and I am sure that far worse things have been said about my performances than I would even venture to type here. To me, that's fine. I don't expect unanimous, nor even majority support for my music. But, my guess is Adam doesn't either. I would not venture to make judgements on the personality or demeanor of anyone I don't know, so none of what I said in my previous blog was directed as a 'slam' on Adam as a person. At the same time, I wouldn't dream of slamming him (Ed note: Yes, you have. Don't lie. You've got the jizz stains in your sheets to prove it.) as an entertainer. He does what he does, because he enjoys it, and he obviously has many fans who enjoy it as well. If what I said in my previous blog regarding my impression of a single performance from Adam upset or offended any of his fans, I expect that the mature ones will realize that it was simply a poorly worded metaphor describing my personal tastes. The only person I would really dream of apologizing to is Adam. And the irony is, if he's smart he couldn't give a crap what I think of his 'Ring of Fire' performance. As an entertainer, Adam knows that one person's opinion of one performance really matters a little less than zero, in the grand scheme of things. He could not have gotten on Idol (nor made it as far as he did) without an immense amount of talent. He surely doesn't need my approval to know he has a gift. At the same time, he realizes that amazing talent doesn't always equal universal appeal. (I could NEVER have the amount of skill and talent that ballet dancers have! that's talent! But, I don't particularly enjoy it!) I am sure that I will have plenty of opportunities in the coming years to hear Adam sing. I imagine he'll be around for years to come. But in the meantime, I definitely don't want to stoop to the level of so many negative freaks on the internet (Ed note: Why thank you! That's the best compliment I've gotten all hour!)… so, I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn't give a damn! God knows he shouldn't."

more HERE

more from Clay HERE

Kate Gosselin & Mr. American Chopper...

Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8 hops onto a motorcycle with Paul Teutul Sr. from the TV show, American Chopper in Reading, Pennsylvania.
more HERE

Roseanne Blogs Again

the u.s. elections! it's all for show and has no substance, offensive homophobic sexist and hateful. the closeted gay guy who goes to church won over the gay guy who is "out".
simon fuller never tells the truth, because the truth is that simon fuller hates originality and talent, and only likes what is common and hack. That is what american record buyers support--same shit different day... the white guy who sings with an emotional catch in his voice that little girls can have safe romantic sexual fantasies about. FUCKIN pat boone YUCK! cancel this atrocious show. the new girl looks like a boy in her bikini...she probably has a dick too. its all bullshit, just like everything else is all bullshit here, starting with that governor, an austrian closet case who hangs around with my ex husband who is a complete sociopathic
LOON!
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Another Night at SEE...

The Mirror says that Elton John's man, David Furnish, invited Hilton and Doug Reinhardt to a party on a friend's yacht in Cannes the other night. Almost immediately after they got on the boat, Paris and Doug started attempting to breed in plain sight.
One source who lived to tell the tale said, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior. Everyone congratulated the captain."

Happy Birthday Ms. Presley

The Irony of Miss California

Beleaguered beauty queen Carrie Prejean (above left) has become the poster girl for opponents of gay marriage. But in a shocking exclusive, Star has learned that the reigning Miss California USA's own mother, Francine Coppola, was entangled in a steamy lesbian love affair right up until the night Carrie placed second in the Miss USA contest!

...it's all making sense now...the girl is a latent lesbian...she needs to stop suppressing those urges and become who she is...allow destiny to run it's course...

Miley's Thighs All A-Twitter

Teen queen Miley Cyrus showed off her beach bod in the Bahamas.
The 16-year-old “Hannah Montana” star spent the daylight hours strolling the beach in a pink and black bikini and performed live at the Atlantis Resort and Casino last Saturday night. But just days earlier, Cyrus ranted on Twitter about her curves. She wrote, "I just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississippis. No more late night lucky charms."
But soon after, the young role model took a defensive stance.

more HERE

...it looks as if Miley's thighs are filling out just fine...

The Voca People

Something Really is Fishy in Denmark

A Danish television journalist has been convicted of animal cruelty for killing 12 guppies in an aquarium with anti-dandruff shampoo.

Lisbeth Kølster, a presenter on Danish TV channel DR1, said she poured a diluted mixture into the fish tank for a consumer affairs show in 2004.
The judge said she had violated the animal protection law.
BBC report HERE
DR1 video (Danish) HERE

Breath of Fresh Death

Breathing polluted air for even a short period of time can cause some genes to undergo reprogramming, which may affect a person's risk of developing cancer and other diseases, say Italian researchers.
Comparisons of blood DNA samples from healthy workers who were exposed to high levels of airborne particulates at a foundry near Milan revealed that after only three days of exposure, changes occurred in four genes that have been linked to tumor suppression, according to research presented Sunday at the International Conference of the American Thoracic Society, in San Diego.
more HERE and HERE

R.I.P.: Carol Cole

When ten-time Grammy Award winner Natalie, 59, was going through her kidney transplant operation, her older sister actress Carol Cole died of lung cancer.
more HERE and HERE
IMDB HERE

Frank Lloyd Wright Lego

The Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation, Brickstructures and the recently formed Lego Architecture brand have come out with two new sets of the Lego Architecture line, The Guggenheim Museum and Fallingwater. They are part of the new Frank Lloyd Wright collection.
more HERE

Naughty Teacher Heats Up Seattle

SEATTLE, Washington -- Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade student - the father of her two youngest children - are hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle nightclub.
Letourneau, now 47, served 7 1/2 years in prison after she was convicted of raping Vili Fualaau,now 26. They were married four years ago this week.
The owner of Fuel Sports Eats & Beats, says this is the third time Letourneau and Fualaau have hosted a "Hot for Teacher" night at the nightclub. The event begins at 9:30 p.m. Saturday.
The couple first met when Fualaau was in the second grade. Their relationship became sexual when he was 12 and she was a 34-year-old married mother of four.
more HERE

Truth vs. Fear

A day after the president defended the decision to close the jail, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said alarm over shuttering the prison at Guantanamo Bay and relocating prisoners at the facility is "fear-mongering."
"There' a lot of fear-mongering about this," Gates said on the "Today" show. "We've never had an escape from a super max prison. And that's where these guys are going to go."
Gates, who served in the Bush administration and now works under Obama, called Gitmo "one of the finest prisons in the world" during an interview with Matt Lauer that aired Friday. "But it has a taint," he said.
The defense secretary said Obama had no choice but the shut down the prison and his plan does not jeopardize the safety of Americans.
more HERE

Reasons to Hate L.A.

...yep! it's who you think it is...more of Suzi's work HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"The Somali pirate on trial in Manhattan was indicted on 10 charges of piracy. His bail was set at 100 doubloons."
-- Jimmy Fallon

Plastic Pelosi Plaything

The Speaker of the House is the latest luminary to be immortalized as an action figure by Connecticut-based HeroBuilders.com. The smiling new doll wears an elegant black pantsuit and comes with a tiny waterboard inscribed with the words "Water Board: Fun for the Whole Family."
get yours HERE

Happy Birthday Eaton...

Promiscuous Pacyderms

The Next Generation of Star Trekkies

Where do hard-core Star Trek enthusiasts come from? Are they just born or are they a reflection of their Spock ear-wearing, Klingon-speaking parents? momlogic.com offers 7 Kids Guaranteed to Become Trekkies HERE

Fridge Visions...

From the right vantage point, an open fridge is the perfect staging grounds for a discussion of consumption.
Mark Menjivar’s inventive exploration of hunger, “You Are What You Eat,” for which he photographed the contents of strangers’ refrigerators is HERE

Chloë Chic

Chloë Sevigny may spend a lot of time in dowdy ankle-length skirts and matronly blouses for her role as sister-wife Nicki Grant in HBO’s Big Love, but her offscreen flair for mixing downtown cool with Hollywood glam has made her an icon of edgy...
more HERE
pics HERE

Vatican Torn: Social Networking or Sociopathy

VATICAN CITY - You won't get an email saying Pope Benedict added you as a friend and you can't "poke" him or write on his wall, but the Vatican is still keen to use the networking site Facebook to woo young people back to church.
A new Vatican website, www.pope2you.net, has gone live, offering an application called "The pope meets you on Facebook," and another allowing the faithful to see the Pope's speeches and messages on their iPhones or iPods.
Washington Post report HERE

...their timing is mindbogglingly incredible ...reaching out for young recruits they can sexually abuse?

Related:
Church-run schools in Ireland condoned decades of abuse: report
Church leaders apologize for litany of horror

great place for a trailer park...

For a new owner to use the land as something other than a cemetery they’d have to contact all the families with relatives buried there, pay to move all the remains, request a land-use zone change, and have numerous public hearings.
Many suspect that the cemetery’s alkaline soil, which makes it difficult to grow grass and vegetation, played a role making it unattractive to potential customers and bringing it to foreclosure.
Though according to the Los Angeles Times, the cemetery is just one of many businesses in the Imperial Valley that is suffering.
more HERE

Tough Times/Extreme Measures

A Star is Porn

Excerpt: Review: 'The Girlfriend Experience' -- Mick LaSalle
The smartest thing director Steven Soderbergh did in the making of "The Girlfriend Experience" was to cast Sasha Grey. For the role of a high-priced call girl, he went out and found a porn star, and the difference between Grey's essence - that porn star essence - and the milder essence he might have found in a pretty Hollywood starlet is the source of the movie's impact.
Grey has the look. She is a young woman, in her early 20s, but the porn star look is already coming into focus on her face. It's a hard look, but with a strange element of stupefaction. It's a look that can imitate innocence, until you look in the eyes. They're the eyes of someone who has figured out it's all a joke, but is beginning to wonder if she's the butt of it. It's the face of someone whose youthful exuberance seems about two or three shocks away from devolving into empty high spirits or bitter cynicism.
more HERE

Waterboard the Fearmongers

WESTERLY, R.I. — A Rhode Island Democratic lawmaker says he'll donate $100 to charity for every second former President George W. Bush withstands waterboarding.
State Rep. Rod Driver also included former Vice President Dick Cheney and ex-Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in his offer. He sent letters to all three.
more HERE

Flip Flop Penn

Sean Penn doesn't want to break-up with Robin Wright Penn after all.
Weeks after filing for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Penn has withdrawn his motion, pulling the papers from California's Marin County Superior Court.
"It was an arrogant mistake," Penn told the Daily News.

A record missed, maybe next time...

Blonde Cora, a German porn star, was officially trying to break the record for blow jobs when she choked almost halfway through and had to go to the hospital! The Sun says that Cora's goal was to work her way through 200, but only she made it to weiner #75 when she started having trouble breathing. Cora blew it and not in the way she had hoped.

Marie Osmond On Her Lesbian Daughter

Marie said, "I love my daughter! She's my baby girl, come on. So what if she's gay? She's my daughter and she's an amazing woman and a good kid. I raised her, she better be good. I think it's sad when we have to separate something from society. Whether it's, 'Oh you're Jewish,' and then it was 'Oh you're a Mormon,' or 'Oh you're gay.' I love real people. A lot of women out there have gay children. Who cares? I want love. I'm a Christian and Christ loved everybody."
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Whack a Kitty

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Jackson O2 Shows Postponed...

Dear Customer
This afternoon Michael Jackson show producers will be announcing the rescheduling and change of the opening shows in order to meet the challenges presented by such a large and technically complex concert.
Please allow us to apologise. It was not an easy decision to change the schedule but in the end we wanted to ensure that all of Michael’s fans attending the concerts get the same quality in staging and level of entertainment.
We are writing to let you know that the 12 July concert that you purchased tickets for at the O2 arena is now scheduled for 3rd March 2010. The tickets you receive will be printed with the rescheduled date and you will have the same seat originally purchased. You do not have to do anything as you will be automatically allocated the same seats and moved to the revised date.
We understand the inconvenience this may have caused and for this reason we have secured some excellent hotel deals for Michael Jackson fans travelling to London on these rescheduled dates. Please contact our official travel package provider Thomsonexperience at customerservice@thomsonexperience.com or call on +44 (0)20 74621563 for discounted deals on hotel beds in London. We can offer a 10% discount on all hotel bookings. Quote ‘Michael Jackson rescheduled dates’ in order to claim the offer.
If you cannot attend the revised date and want a full refund including booking fee, please contact us at Michaeljackson@Ticketmaster.co.uk or via our Michael Jackson Support line on 0844 277 9982.
Tickets will be dispatched closer to the event date.
Thank you for your understanding. Michael, who is directly involved with all aspects of the styling/choreography/band selection and rehearsals, is working around the clock to ensure this is the show to end all shows! We look forward to seeing you on 3rd March 2010.
Regards
Ticketmaster - sent on behalf of AEG Live

Please Talk to Peaches

Paris Hilton Goes 'FULL TONGUE'

After starring in 2004 sex tape 1 Night In Paris, you'd expect Paris Hilton to stay away from home videos.
But during her latest night out in Cannes, the hotel heiress shed her inhibitions and put on a sexy show as she was filmed by her latest boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
more HERE

The Fling

R.I.P.: Lucy Gordon

PARIS, France -- Actor Lucy Gordon, an up-and-coming talent who played a role in Spider-Man 3 and will soon appear as Jane Birkin in a Serge Gainsbourg biopic, has killed herself in Paris, her agent said
The 29-year-old died on Wednesday, Gordon's representative said in a statement. According to press reports in Paris and London she hanged herself in a flat she shared with a boyfriend, who raised the alarm.
more HERE and HERE
IMDB HERE

'Idol' Breasts of Show

Bikini girl (aka Katrina Darrell) returned to the "Idol" stage bearing new assets to pick up an award for "best attitude."
Darrell again performed her horrific rendition of Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love." She sang it during auditions early this season (yes, in a bikini) when she verbally sparred with judge Kara DioGuardi.
DioGuardi had the last laugh...
During Darrell's performance DioGuardi appeared on stage to out sing her...then ripped off her clothes to mock the puzzled contestant.
more HERE

All About the Eyebrow

check out Blu's Eyebrow Blog HERE
AND
A gallery of girls with really bad eyebrows HERE

International Playgirl

Lydia Hearst -- daughter of the controversial heiress-turned-Symbionese-Liberation-Army-member Patty Hearst (AKA Tania) -- is the staple of the New York party scene. However, the publishing heiress/socialite has let her hair down and given a new definition to the term "wild night" in the new indie flick The Last International Playboy. Hearst strips down in the opening scene when she gets it on with a guy (and a girl, Australian supermodel Nicole Trunfio) in the laundry room during a model-saturated soiree in a NYC apartment, complete with gorgeous girls in the bathtub, bed jumping and female fondling.
more HERE

...we can't wait

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Lydia Hearst for Playboy France; November 2008

Beam Me Up, Hotties!

Jessica Goes with Her Gut

...breathe!

Jessica Simpson decided to own her weight issues in a performance at Sea World in San Antonio, Texas on May 9th.
Performing as part of the “Bud & BBQ” country-music series, Simpson performed in her signature 'Daisy Dukes' and happily flaunted her tabloid famous tummy.
more HERE

Shocking Sense Into Teens

Grainy footage shows the screaming girl surrounded by a scrum of jeering schoolkids as a blood-spattered friend delivers her baby.
It was made by Leicester NHS Trust with actors, but looks as if it was filmed on a mobile phone.
More than 300,000 people have seen it online.
The Trust said it was made after kids said traditional anti-pregnancy campaigns had little effect.
more HERE
campaign website HERE
Reports claim youtube removed the video...so, perhaps the video above is an edited version...

Related:
Teenage Parents Support Controversial Baby Video

we agree...the only way to deter teen pregnancy is to scare the shit out of 'em

Voice of Mickey Mouse, Wayne Allwine Dies

Veteran Disney voiceover talent Wayne Allwine, who provided the voice of Mickey Mouse for the past 32 years, died May 18 in Los Angeles from complications to diabetes. He was 62.
He first lent his voice to Disney's world-renowned cartoon mouse in 1977 for animated segments of "The New Mickey Mouse Club." He went on to provide Mickey's voice for such toons as "Mickey's Christmas Carol" and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
Allwine and his wife, Russi Taylor, longtime voice of Minnie Mouse, both received the Disney Legend kudo in 2008.
more HERE
IMDB HERE

Archie Andrews is getting married.

The world's oldest teen is becoming an honest man.
After six decades of indecisiveness, Archie Andrews is going to settle down with his longtime love -- but will it be Betty or Veronica?
The perpetual teenager will pop the question to either best friend Betty Cooper or to the beguiling Veronica Lodge in Archie Comics No. 600, which is due in comic-book stores in August.
more HERE

...we prefer Veronica...partial to brunettes plus she's filthy rich...no contest
cast your vote HERE

Olympic Sized Joint

More and more people seem to be agreeing with select Canadian potheads that the Official Vancouver 2010 Olympic Torch, lying on its side, looks suspiciously like a big, fat doobie. As in, joint. Hooner. Marijuana cigarette.
more HERE

John Mayer Tweets

"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't. Let's hammer this out today. Long before 'douches' and 'famewhores' there were these people called 'showbiz types.' Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums ) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting...I'm off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day."

...what a douche

The End is Near...

Brian MacFarlane was simply photographing geese buffeted by strong winds and did not expect to capture a moment of contortionism.
"The wind was making life difficult for the flying birds," said Mr MacFarlane. "Some were expert at controlling their flight, while others were being tossed around in mid-air.
"On closer inspection of the image I realized it had flipped upside down but kept its head the right way up. "Quite a feat!"
more HERE

Classic David Feldman

Homemade Bongs

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'Jon & Kate Plus 8' Spin-Off Show Ideas

Our friends at momlogic.com came up with some tasty scenarios...
2) Jon Plus 8 Whores
Eventually Jon's relationship with the 23-year-old fizzles. Alone and on the prowl, Jon visits the famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada for some eight-on-one action.
6 more HERE

New Transformers Poster

Bébé, Bébé, Bébé

Make the Girl Dance MySpace HERE

Hayden Gets Rubbed Right

Some are gossiping about Hayden Panettiere's new older boyfriend but seriously... what's the deal is with Hayden getting rubbed in all the right places by another woman while soaking up sun at Cannes...?
lots more HERE

Ventura Mops the Floor with Hannity

Former Navy SEAL, wrestler , and Minnesota Governor vs. a FOX news host. Guess who wins?



excerpt:
HANNITY: There were a group of radicals that were at war with the United States and we weren't at war with them. We saw the first Trade Center bombing, the Embassy bombings, the USS Cole, and we think radicals that think God is going to reward them in Heaven with virgins. Jesse, how do you stop them.

VENTURA: Well, you pay attention to memos on August 6 that tell you exactly what bin Laden's gonna do.

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The Lennon Boys Come Together...Sort of

Julian Lennon denies he’ll perform with his half-brother, Sean. The erroneous story was first reported by Fox News, who claimed John’s sons would perform at a UN gala on February 26th. Julian wrote on his MySpace blog: “Hi Folks, sorry to say, but the news today about Sean & I playing together at the UN Awards, came directly out of [Fox News writer] Roger Friedman’s Ass! DO they ever tell the truth at FOX?”

Much Ado About Nancy

Sam Seder of Air America's BreakRoom Live with Maron & Seder takes a look at the Nancy Pelosi "scandal"...

Kimmel Self Destructs

If Jimmy Kimmel still has a job at ABC on Wednesday, he is either a very lucky or very deft comedian, or he has great blackmail photos of the network executives.
At Tuesday afternoon’s upfront presentation in New York, Mr. Kimmel, the host of ABC’s late night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” delivered a withering, blistering monologue that took direct aim at ABC, its potential advertisers and his NBC late-night rival, Jay Leno. The assembled advertisers received his performance with a mixture of uneasy laughs and the occasional gasp.
New York Times report HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"Mel Gibson's girlfriend is pregnant and, it turns out that Mel's wife is also expecting...400 million dollars!"
--David Letterman

Diminutive Darling Dances to Victory

Olympic gold medalist Shawn Johnson added another trophy to her collection Tuesday night.
By the slimmest of margins, the 17-year-old gymnast was named "Dancing With the Stars" champ and awarded the glittering mirrorball trophy during the ABC show's season finale.
more HERE

1st I drink then I go on TV...

How Big is Your ePenis?

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Wolfmother Comes 'Back Round'

Aussie rockers Wolfmother debuted their new lineup for hundreds of eager fans at the Los Angeles Natural History Museum a couple of weeks ago. Surrounded by stuffed bobcats, moose and, yes, wolves, the recently reconstituted band previewed several hard-rocking tracks from their forthcoming album, Cosmic Egg, at the sold-out show.
Curly-haired frontman Andrew Stockdale — the only remaining member since two-thirds of the trio left in 2008 due to “irreconcilable personal and musical differences” — put his new group through the paces as they ironed out the kinks of their embryonic incarnation.
more HERE

Carrey as Scrooge

Jim Carrey and director Robert Zemeckis brought a bit of holiday cheer to the Cannes Film Festival on Monday with a sneak peak of "Disney's A Christmas Carol," a new slant on the Charles Dickens classic in which the actor plays skinflint Ebenezer Scrooge and several other characters.
more HERE

Sweet Transvestite

The winner of this year's Miss Tiffany's Universe transvestite beauty contest was announced in Pattaya, Thailand on Saturday.
Twenty year old Sorrawee Nattee edged out 29 other competitors to win the annual event.
All contestants in the competition were born male.
A spokesperson for the Miss Tiffany's Universe pageant said the contest aims to raise awareness and increase acceptance of transvestites.
more w/video HERE

Kristina DeBarge eCard

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Mary Louise Parkers' Regrets...

Sex scenes don't rub Mary-Louise Parker the wrong way -- but bathroom nudity is a little too much for the actress.

"I didn't think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I'm bitter..."
Parker told More magazine about a scene on 'Weeds' that showed her naked in a bathtub.

"I knew it was going to be on the Internet: 'Mary Louise shows off her big nipples.' I wish I hadn't done that. I was goaded into it..." she adds.
But the show's producer defends his decision to show his star's hooters like that,
"We felt at that point in her life, her defenses had been so thoroughly stripped away, there was a nonchalance to the nudity that informed the scene. I thought it was wonderful, one of the five best scenes Mary-Louise has ever done [on Weeds]," Roberto Benabib explains.

Gwyneth's Tit Test

Before signing on to do the movie Two Lovers Gwyneth Paltrow had the director of the movie inspect her hooters to make sure they were okay for public viewing. The movie's director, James Gray said she called him into her trailer to have a look.
James told The Sun, “Gwyneth told me ‘I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favor, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.' So I marched in there and I told her they looked great.”

Glen Campbell at recent West Coast Gig

The Booty of Brazil

HERE is a series of three videos that interview Andressa Soares, the owner of the most famous butt in Brazil. The best part is watching all of the things she does to maintain her enormous rear. She exercises, she has electricity shot into her to blast cellulite, and oxygen injected under her skin. WTF?
She is the pop star known as “The Watermelon Woman”…

Related:
THE FRUIT WOMEN (AND ONE MEAT WOMAN)
Andressa Soares in Playboy, Fat is Sexy

Baldwin Berated for Bride Barb

MANILA, Philippines — Alec Baldwin's joke about getting a Filipino mail-order bride provoked a sharp response in the Philippines, with one senator saying Monday that the "30 Rock" star faces violence if he ever visits.
Baldwin, 51, said in a May 12 interview on "The Late Show" with David Letterman that he was "thinking about getting a Filipino mail-order bride at this point ... or a Russian one."
Philippine Senator Ramon Revilla called the actor "arrogant" and said he is apparently unaware that the Philippines has a law against mail-order brides.
"Let him try to come here in the Philippines and he'll see mayhem," Revilla said, using a local idiom that implies the speaker will personally administer a beating.
The senator is a former action-movie star who occasionally still appears on Philippine TV.
more HERE

...his girlfriend is of Asian decent...

Related:
Alec Baldwin doesn’t deserve a Filipina wife

This Fall on ABC

“COUGAR TOWN”
Courteney Cox stars as a recently divorced single mother exploring the honest truths about dating and aging in our beauty and youth obsessed culture.
ABC fall schedule HERE
pics HERE

A Note from Your Drunk Date

Excerpt from "A Note from Your Drunk Date" by J.L. Scott:

Dear Blind Date from the Other Night,

I am extremely sorry that I peed on myself when you brought me home. And not in a kinky-European-porn way. I mean in an I-couldn't-make-it-from-the-couch-to-the-bathroom-so-I-peed-on-my-Diane-von-Furstenburg-wrap-dress-and-you-helped-me-into-your-bathtub-as-you-turned-on-the-shower way. Then, because I still thought we were on a date and still wanted to sleep with you, I tried to act sexy, touching myself for you to watch even though I couldn't really stand up straight, until you told me to stop, dressed me in your Lollapalooza '98 t-shirt and a gigantic pair of Santa-print flannel pajama pants, gave me cab fare and told me to go home.
the rest is HERE

Jesse Ventura & 'the View' on Waterboarding

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura, making a guest appearance on ABC’s The View, gave co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck a lesson or two about the torture technique known as waterboarding.
more HERE

A favorite recent Jesse Ventura quote:
"...give me Dick Cheney, a waterboard and an hour and you'll have a confession for the Sharon Tate murders..."

Biden's Bunker Blunder

Vice President Joe Biden has revealed the secret location of the Vice Presidential bunker. The Vice Presidential bunker has been revealed to be located under the Naval Observatory where Vice Presidents reside.

To be fair...this story broke in 2002 when there was a Dick in the Vice Presidents house...
see HERE

A Guide to Female Streaking

Womenstreakers.com honors those members of the fairer sex who are the most brazen --courageous enough-- not only to bare all before thousands of people, but also to face the wrath of grim, humorless, law enforcement officials.

Snails. Face.

Salt Lake City, Utah ― Eleven-year-old Fin Keleher likes snails. So he tried to break a world record of putting the most snails on his face.
more HERE
video HERE