Sunday, May 31, 2009
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Madonna and Guy Sale Fail
Sex, Lies & Catholicism
Call for financial data in Irish abuse case
Irish abuse victims slam Catholic church reaction
Her third book, Love Is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, is due to hit stores Oct. 13, 2009.
Kate will write about "how to craft family traditions that create happy memories." Right! ...like yelling at her husband in front of everyone, or getting it on with her bodyguard?!
more HERE and HERE
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Kenny G and his son Kenny G
Mistresses of Hollywood
Happy Birthday Big Ben
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Sex with Ducks
Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a pro-gay marriage song 'Sex with Ducks' in response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalizing sex with ducks.
Well, now you can. An entrepreneur has come up with the Dog-O-Matic, a mini car-wash that transforms pets from filthy to fluffy in half an hour.
The World’s 10 Weirdest Vending Machines
Adam Lambert Discusses Pink Elephant
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Jessica Simpson Returns to Bad TV
Apparently, one source said that Jessica will even try "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful."
...somehow the image of Joe Rogan returning to host as he goes one on one with Jessica in 'Fear Factor Goes to Hell' come to mind...
Hey Big Fat Greek Guy
'Yes! That's it! Brilliant - you've got it!' says 13-year-old Lagi, as we all join in. 'Now let's do the chainsaw.'
Er, the chainsaw? 'I invented it - so it's easy. You just wiggle your hips and pump one arm up and down like you're starting a chainsaw. That's it - but wiggle the other way or you'll get twisted. That's it. Brilliant! Brilliant!'
watch their performance HERE
Mystery Boobs Revealed
The now-famous cleavage that has caused such a storm in a D cup belongs to 23-year-old Islington model Natalie Suliman.
As well as forming a campaign to promote the new range of quality silk underwear for M&S, the photograph was chosen by M&S for the ad apologizing to the nation for charging £2 on bras above a DD cup, hence the worldwide coverage of the shots.
more w/pics HERE
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Lady GaGa Gets Dirty with 'Paparazzi'
Lady GaGa certainly likes to make a statement, and her latest video is no exception.
The clip for new single Paparazzi sees the singer engage in a passionate clinch with three blonde men.
At first glance the long-haired trio could be mistaken for women, who bear a resemblance to Lady GaGa herself. ...which begs the question: is it ego or just fucking yourself?
Ignorant Newspaper Prints Presidential Death Threat
President Barack Obama's milestone presidency has brought out its fair share of racists and hateful misfits, evident in an ad placed in the Times-Observer of Warren, in northwest Pennsylvania, earlier this week.
The ad in Thursday's paper read: "May Obama follow in the steps of Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy!" All four presidents were assassinated in office.
The paper apologized on Friday, calling it an oversight. Its publisher said the advertising staff didn't make the historical connection between the five men.
Warren Times-Observer: Update on investigation into Obama classified
Wikipedia Bans Church of Scientology
...hummm...a cult disguised as an organized religion spreading falsehoods in an attempt to brainwash and indoctrinate? ...like that's never happened before!
Dick & Dubya Differ
Bush has stuck to his memorable declaration that he owes Obama his silence, while Cheney continues to grant colorful interviews in which he warns that the Democrat’s policies are making the country less safe.
One Cheney supporter referred to “confusion” and “bewilderment” among conservatives that Bush has not taken the same tack.
Memos don't show what Cheney says they do
10 Stripping Starlets
Phil Spector Conviction
In a quiet end to the 6-year-old case, the legendary music producer is told that he will not be eligible for parole until 2028, when he would be 88.
It was a quiet end to a legal proceeding that has intrigued the public since February 3, 2003, when actress Lana Clarkson was shot to death in the foyer of Spector's mansion.
Los Angeles Times report HERE
Friday, May 29, 2009
Parents' Preferred Pokémon Ride
Meet Chicken Mouse
If you live in western Pakistan, you probably won't be impressed. They're all over the place there. But the Pigmy Jerboa qualifies as a pretty amazing animal. And the rest of the world saw very little of them until a video was posted on YouTube --- and is now all over the Web.
Chicken Mouse needs a Reality Series...
Can you catch anything doin' this...?
" ...first we all jump in the pool with our clothes on, then we come into the house, turn on the air conditioning, guzzle a lot of booze and swap copious amounts of eachothers' spit for a few hours...then it gets really interesting..."
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Hop, Skip & Jump...for Mankind
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Priest Switches Teams
The priest, the Rev. Alberto Cutié, said he was joining the Episcopal Church and planning to marry his girlfriend of two years, who was also becoming an Episcopalian.
In a private ceremony inside the cathedral, Father Cutié, 40, and his fiancée, priest fetishist Ruhama Buni Canellis, 35, were received into the Episcopal Church.
Father Cutié’s announcement came just weeks after photos of him appeared in the pages of a popular Spanish-language tabloid kissing Ms. Canellis on a Florida beach.
New York Times report HERE
Rolling Stone article HERE
video & more HERE
on the morning of Thursday, April 10, 2003, Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon prepared a top-secret briefing for George W. Bush. This document, known as the Worldwide Intelligence Update, was a daily digest of critical military intelligence so classified that it circulated among only a handful of Pentagon leaders and the president; Rumsfeld himself often delivered it, by hand, to the White House. The briefing’s cover sheet generally featured triumphant, color images from the previous days’ war efforts: On this particular morning, it showed the statue of Saddam Hussein being pulled down in Firdos Square, a grateful Iraqi child kissing an American soldier, and jubilant crowds thronging the streets of newly liberated Baghdad. And above these images, and just below the headline secretary of defense, was a quote that may have raised some eyebrows. It came from the Bible, from the book of Psalms: “Behold, the eye of the Lord is on those who fear Him…To deliver their soul from death.” ...there were more to come...
GQ broke the story...see HERE
the documents are HERE
WOW! ...evil begets evil
Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”
WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...
Gosselin Drama Results in Windfall for Us Weekly
Susan Swears Herself into Safe House
She stunned Britain's Got Talent fans, contestants and their families before going into meltdown later in front of hundreds of hotel guests.
There were fearsthat the pressure was getting to the show favorite.
Cops intervened after Susan, 48, went berserk in the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London when two strangers set out to "wind her up".
There was talk of Susan quitting the show because of negative 'sniping'
Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle has been moved to a "safe house" as she prepares for Saturday's final.
One judge, Piers Morgan, confirmed that she had become so "distraught" at negative media headlines this week that she almost quit the ITV show.
more on that HERE
Openly Gay Recount?
The claim is that AT&T dropped by several Idol viewing parties in Arkansas that were organized by fans of Kris Allen, who was the winner of the show last week, to teach partygoers how to send "power texts." Power texting allows you to send 10 or more texts at once just by pressing one button. AT&T, who is the only carrier you can use to send votes by text, also gave partyers phones to use.
AT&T confirms that they did have company representatives at two parties after the final performance episode last week. They said: “In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested.”
So why would AT&T and Idol do this? One theory is that they didn't want a guy who wears makeup and dresses like a midnight showing of Rocky Horror at 9am to win...which is silly 'cause that guy will probably generate copious amounts of cash...oh, and this...
Adam Lambert Is Openly Gay, Says Kara DioGuardi
Thursday, May 28, 2009
This just in from Lady GaGa...
5 Lessons Celebrities Can Teach Us About Facebook Pages
Tom Sizemore Arrested
The Saving Private Ryan star was taken into custody shortly after midnight on Thursday morning after police were called to investigate a report of domestic violence in Hollywood.
When police arrived at the scene, Sizemore was found in the area with a pal and after being quizzed by cops, they discovered there was a $25,000 warrant out for the star's arrest.
According to TMZ.com, a police search found Sizemore and his friend in possession of narcotics - and they were subsequently arrested and booked for the crime.
Tennis Tits in Transition
Buxom smasher Simona, 17, has been way...way out in front in junior internationals where her amazing eye-popping form has won her an army of lecherous fans.
But the 5ft 5ins sports star has told how she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back...and perhaps hurting her back.
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This smells like a WINNER...
official website HERE
Of course, random sex every night with strangers in nightclub toilets is extremely invigorating, but the downside of this is that cases of chlamydia are up by 190 per cent in the last eight years. Even worse, syphilis, which can make your face peel off like a leper, is up by 1,062 per cent.
VICE magazine article HERE
Love Doesn't Pay
The financial services firm sued the musician in Los Angeles on Wednesday, alleging she owes more than $350,000 in unpaid charges and other fees on her AmEx Gold card.
The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court, seeks $352,059.67 for the unpaid balance, damages, attorney's fees and late charges, and says Love's charging privileges were suspended after she "failed and refused" to make payments.
Sex and the Thinking Girl
Next week she will launch Filament, a self-funded quarterly erotica magazine that is squarely aimed at turning women on.
Marketed as "the thinking woman's crumpet", the first issue features a semi-naked man in a praying position on its cover. Inside, artistic photoshoots of scantily clad male models are juxtaposed next to erotic short stories and erudite articles on off-beat topics such as the merits of being a geek. And if you tire of the sex, there's always a recipe for spicy celeriac bake to keep you busy.
Happy 100th : Dolores Hope
GaGa for Girl on Girl
Lady GaGa tells Rolling Stone she’s bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It’s an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends “uncomfortable,” she says.
Rolling Stone article HERE
Lady Gaga: ‘I’m Making The Nuns Proud’
The vice president razzed the commander-in-chief Wednesday while speaking at the Air Force Academy commencement ceremony in Colorado, poking fun at President Obama's known affinity for his Teleprompter.
Biden made the crack about Obama's crutch after a strong gust of wind blew over one of the vice president's Teleprompters. Biden was talking about Colorado's thin air at the time and when he heard the crash, he added, "and the strong winds."
Then he said: "What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his Teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?"
The crowd laughed at the joke made at the expense of the absent president, who was in Las Vegas at the time.
Presumably, that line was not on the Teleprompter.
Trimmed Bush = Taller Tree
Big Blob of Nevada
The Great Basin consists of small mountain ranges separated by valleys and includes most of Nevada, the western half of Utah and portions of other nearby states.
While studying the area, John West of Arizona State University (ASU) and his colleagues found evidence of a large cylindrical blob of cold material far below the surface of central Nevada.
"Billions of people are suffering from insecurity, injustice and indignity," a spokesperson added. "This crisis is about shortages of food, jobs, clean water, land and housing, and also about deprivation and discrimination, growing inequality, xenophobia and racism, violence and repression across the world."
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Katie Holmes, Now and in 2020
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