Canadian Halloween Humor

Halloween Humor at its best...

The Morning After...

Lykke Li (pronounced Leaky-Lee)

She's the new Swedish pop sensation...
official website HERE

The Gonzo Tapes

Released as a five-disc set boasting over 100 tracks of audio recordings from Duke's vault, taken specifically between the years 1965 and 1975, The Gonzo Tapes: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is an extensive listen: extensive, but exhaustive in every sense of the word. While Thompson was on his assignments, whether it was on location for Rolling Stone or during a phone call with his editor, he documented everything; muttering thoughts onto cassettes haphazardly as his pill-propelled mind raced, before coming down to earth and typing his notes into fully realized stories. more HERE
available HERE

Fangtastic!

AnnaLynne McCord, a member of the so-called 'splat pack' is featured in the November 2008 edition of Interview magazine.

Born on Halloween

Vanilla Ice (40)

Adam Horovitz (42)
Rob Schneider (45)
Dermot Mulroney (45)
Peter Jackson (47)
Deidre Hall (61)
Sally Kirkland (64)
David Ogden Stiers (66)
Dan Rather (76)

'Born on Halloween' folklore HERE

Halloween Happiness

A Real Happy Halloween

'You're off the plane'

The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states -- and all three endorsed Senator John McCain for president!
The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network heavyweights -- and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, according to the DRUDGE REPORT.

Oh, how the costumes have changed...

Happy Halloween 2008

...delicious

Palinthusiasm

Teach Takes It Off

A German teacher was supposed to be supervising a start of term party.
But things got out of hand as the pretty teacher put on her own sextracurricular activities for the teen pupils. She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.
more HERE

Hey Sarah: The Song

THE PUNCHLINE

"The airport in Anchorage, Alaska, is named Ted Stevens International Airport. They'll have to rename it 'Prisoner No. 4983 Airport.' " -- Craig Ferguson

Cold Feet Burn Down the House

TOKYO, Japan - A man set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married rather than go through with the ceremony later the same day.
Tatsuhiko Kawata, 39, had gone along with wedding plans despite already having a wife.
"I thought if I set a fire I wouldn't have to go through with the wedding," Kawata said.
Reuters blurb HERE

Sapphic Survey Says...

A new survey suggests that far more women than we think are lusting after their female friends in private.
They are so smitten by the opposite sex that eight per cent of all women have admitted to having sexual fantasies about their girly mates.
more HERE

Boobs On Boards

A new line of Burton snowboards features Playboy bunnies from years past and are creating some controversy.
story HERE
available HERE

Dumber than Sarah

The Bitch is Back

We all crossed our fingers, hoping that it wouldn't happen but...E! has announced Denise Richards: It's Complicated will be back in 2009...sorry...
more HERE

R.I.P.: Estelle Reiner

Estelle Reiner has passed away at the age of 94. She passed away at her home in Beverly Hills of natural causes on Saturday.
Estelle, who was the mother of Rob and wife of Carl, is best known to all of us for saying the line, "I'll have what she's having," in 'When Harry Met Sally'.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE
official website HERE

Where's the Beef?

Apparently, in Paraguay...

Never Mind the Bullocks...here's the Auction!

photo of a promotional poster for the 1977 Virgin Records' single" God Save The Queen," by "The Sex-Pistols," designed by Jamie Reid

Memorabilia from some of punk rock's biggest acts and seminal moments — including a scrawled flier for one of the Clash's first shows and publicity photos signed by the Sex Pistols — is headed for a November 24, 2008 Christie's auction.
The event, announced Tuesday, includes more than 120 records, photos and promotional pieces for such punk, garage rock and new wave legends as the Velvet Underground, Patti Smith, the Ramones, David Bowie, Blondie, the Cure and the Smiths.
The auction is Christie's first to focus on punk mementos, signaling the collectible status of a brash, anti-authoritarian rock movement that largely thumbed its nose at posterity.
more HERE
view items HERE

Happy Birthday Grace

...Grace gets credit for trying

David Beckham Likes to Watch

Sexy cheerleaders, dressed in their tight revealing purple and yellow uniform were really eye-catching. And Becks just had no where else to look but, well at their hot bodies.
Does he have a thing for fake chicks with fake tits?
Posh better buy herself a cheerleader outfit!
a little more HERE

Late Night Lopez

The syndicated success of "The George Lopez Show" has spurred talk of Lopez, 47, hosting a late-night talk show produced by Warner Bros.
more HERE
official website HERE

Re-Disc Cover Sleeveface

We introduced you last year...but, we thought a re-acquaintance was due...
Sleeveface is: one or more persons obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion...
check it out HERE

Priscilla Ahn Boob Song Blooper

official website HERE

Bedside Shotgun Rack

A patented new bedside shotgun rack, which provides instant access to a popular
weapon of choice for individuals concerned about home protection, debuts today across the United States.
The new device, known as The BackUp, fits securely between the mattress and box springs of most beds and provides immediate access to a shotgun.
“The BackUp is an excellent tool for folks who have made the decision to have and use a shotgun for home protection,” the president for Home Back-Up Protection said.
Get yours HERE

Drunk, Fat & Impotent

Happy Birthday Peter Green

more HERE

Hilary "Depeche Mode" Duff

Hilary Duff's new video for her new single 'Reach Out' completely samples Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'
...get it? "...reach out - touch faith..."

...looks like little miss Duff is shooting for little miss Slut!

Obsessed with Celine

Celine Dion's biggest and craziest fan!
62-year-old Ramona Alvarez from California has traveled the world to see Celine perform around 150 times.
When Celine was in Las Vegas, Ramona saw that show 119 times. Ms. Alvarez is retired but using her savings to travel to Celine Dion shows. She even has Celine's initials and a rose tattooed on her wrist. The rose symbolizes the 15 roses she's received from Celine, given out at the end of her shows.
more HERE

Holes of Hollywood

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are reportedly in talks to star in a sitcom together.
HBO is keen to sign up the one-time close friends to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood.
more HERE

Olympic Challenge

Unfortunately, Ralph was stripped of one of his gold medals after the Gay Olympics judge sniffed his finger and found novacaine in place of astroglide.

The Case of the Hanging Mannequin

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California — Chad Morrisette never imagined his Halloween yard decorations would prompt interest from the Secret Service.
But apparently hanging a mannequin of GOP vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin from a noose isn't something to be ignored.
Agents recently visited Morrisette's home to see the display and have been trying to meet him to ensure no violent plots have been concocted.
West Hollywood Mayor Jeffrey Prang has urged Morrisette to remove the mannequins, and Los Angeles County Supervisor Mike Antonovich called for an investigation into whether the effigy constitutes a hate crime because it targeted the candidates based on their political affiliation.
story is HERE


...we certainly have no affection for Sarah Palin, but we agree that the thing should be taken down. We agree also, that had the mannequin in question been that of Barack Obama, Los Angeles would now be engulfed in flames due to the race riots...
These two citizens may agree with our political leanings, but they are NOT spokespersons for our political ideals...show some decorum...show some class...don't give the opposition fuel to further their cause...

Visual Definition: Innocence

...man...she is soooo guilty!

Apostrophes for Jesus?

Reminds me of an old joke. Hitler told his friend that he wanted to "kill all the Jews and one clown." His friend asked. "Why the clown?" Hitler replied "Told you no one cares about the Jews!"

Daddy's In Charge Forever

Court extends Spears' conservatorship indefinitely...
Britney Spears' father will maintain indefinite control of her personal and financial affairs after a court commissioner extended the arrangement beyond 2008.
The conservatorship, which had been set to expire Dec. 31, 2008 also allows the people controlling Spears' affairs — a group that includes father Jamie Spears and several attorneys — some say in her professional career.
It's a move the singer apparently approves: A court-appointed attorney said the details had been explained to the 26-year-old and she agreed not to oppose it.
Spears could petition later to have the conservatorship removed, but the court's order otherwise constitutes a lifetime arrangement or until they feel she's not completely nuts anymore, whichever one comes first.
A few sources closes to Britney said that the permanent conservatorship would make it easier for her to regain custody of SPF and JJ. The family judge might give her more visits if she has Daddy Spears watching over her and the boys.
story is HERE

Chris Isaak channels Neil Diamond

Nudies in Movies - The Game

As far as movie nakedness goes, do you prefer the comedic kind (think of Mike Meyers, John Cleese or Will Ferrell) or do your tastes run more towards the sexy stuff like Daryl Hannah, Brigitte Bardot and Phoebe Cates (above)?
Well then, Entertainment Weekly has the game for you...
play HERE

Free Taco Day

For the second consecutive year, Major League Baseball sponsor Taco Bell is giving away millions of free tacos as part of its “Steal a base, steal a taco” campaign that offers free tacos after the first base is stolen in the World Series.
Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Jason Bartlett stole second base in the bottom of the fifth inning of Game 1 of the 2008 World Series, netting free tacos for people with time to stand in line.
Between 2pm and 6pm on Tuesday October 28, 2008, the fast-food chain will hand out one free taco to every person who shows up at its U.S. restaurants.
see HERE

Follow the Bouncing Boobs

It's down to three final candidates for the winner of Fox's "Gimme My Reality Show!". The choices left-over are the always bouncy (literally) Traci Bingham (above) , gorgeous redhead Gretchen Bonaduce, and the ever grungy Kato Kaelin.

'Deep Throat' Director: Gerard Damiano has Died

MIAMI, Florida — Gerard Damiano, director of the pioneering pornographic film that lent its name to the Watergate whistleblower known as "Deep Throat," has died. He was 80.
Damiano's "Deep Throat" was a mainstream box-office success and helped launch the modern hardcore adult-entertainment industry. Shot in six days for just $25,000, the 1972 flick became a cultural must-see for Americans who had just lived through the sexual liberation of the 1960s.
obit HERE

McCain Saw Massacre?

Advertising Atheism

London, England - Buses with the slogan "There's probably no God" could soon be running on the streets of London.
The atheist posters are the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) and have been supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard Dawkins.
Professor Dawkins said: "Religion is accustomed to getting a free ride - automatic tax breaks, unearned respect and the right not to be offended, the right to brainwash children..."
BBC story is HERE

...it's about time!

Palin Politics of Style...and Corruption

The Missouri State Democratic Committee cranked out a flyer with a photo of Sarah and the Saks logo on the flyer ... and handed out copies to fans attending last Friday's hockey game in St. Louis.
It reads: "Because when your donors are paying the bill nothing is too expensive"

Related:
As more and more polls cast doubt on the McCain-Palin ticket, producers and agents across the entertainment world are discussing possibilities for capitalizing on her fame, ranging from an Oprah-style syndicated talk show to a Sean Hannity-like perch in cable news or on radio.
more HERE

Halloween Recipes To Die For

Get them HERE.

We're gonna miss those guys...

Happy Birthday Fran

A few favorite Fran Lebowitz quotes:

• "There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death."
• "All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
• "Polite conversation is rarely either."
• "Looking genuinely attentive is like sawing a girl in half and then putting her back together. It is seldom achieved without the use of mirrors."

like it?
the Fran Lebowitz Reader available HERE

Heather Graham vs. Gravity

Do Heather Graham's saggy boobs mean she’s all but unemployable in Hollywood? Is the only thing left for her to do now is release a sex tape and hope?
see HERE

...for the record, we think Heather looks great...although, we concede that a sex tape would be entirely welcome...

Roy Lichtenstein 1923 – 1997

iPhone Breast Feeding App

...can't stop staring at the avatar...tic-tock, tic-tock, tit-tock...

learn more HERE

McCain's Other Campaign Bus

more HERE
Thanks David B.

Front End Suspension

New Zooey Review

Sexy 'It Girl', Zooey Deschanel appears in the October 2008 edition of Nylon magazine...we know we're a bit late with this cultural news event...and, normally, we may have brushed it aside...but Zooey is special to us...as she should be...
scans HERE
video HERE

Worlds Fattest Man Marries

Manuel "Meme" Uribe, 43, Claudia Solis were married in Monterrey, Mexico, Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. Uribe, who tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds, earning him the Guinness Book of World Records' title for the world's heaviest man, lost 550 pounds with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.
more HERE

Olsens Under the Influence

"Mary-Kate and I have filled 'Influence' with the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation," Ashley Olsen said in a statement.
"Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others," Mary-Kate Olsen said in a statement.
available HERE

...teach others what? ...how to be insidious nymphs with poutty lips and flared nostrils?

Happy 88th Birthday Nanette Fabray

Charitable Boob

Awhile back we showed you Katy Perry getting her tits plastered...and yesterday we led you to the charity auction of said plastered boobies...
So, to complete the trifecta, we offer the singing boob with big luscious boobs presenting her big boob mold...to be auctioned for a good cause...100% of proceeds will help fund the Keep A Breast
more HERE

Infectious eCard

Breaking up over e-mail is a social no-no. But sending an e-card telling someone to get tested for STDs may be a public health courtesy.
Since 2004, a free Web site, inSpot.org has allowed users to anonymously notify their partners to get tested for STDs such as HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis. It may not be the most personal way of delivering the news, but researchers say it beats not saying anything at all.
more HERE

Pricasso

more HERE

Candidates Dance Around the Issues

The Hug Vest

This prototype vest is a sensory supportive deep pressure touch stimulation (DPTS) application system. It can provide DPTS to ANY ONE, ANY WHERE @ ANY TIME ...discreetly
find out more HERE

Happy Birthday Hillary

Brian Eno Does iPhone

Brian Eno, the father of ambient music and one of the greatest musical minds of our time, has teamed with musician/programmer Peter Chilvers to create one of the coolest, most unique iPhone apps to hit the App Store yet. Called Bloom, it's "part instrument, part composition and part artwork."
more HERE

British Breasts & Chips

Crocs Meet Uggs

available HERE

Happy Birthday Bootsy!

official website HERE

You make the call...

Calamente Noodle Fork is for Twirling Spaghetti... or it’s a weapon of torture.

Busts of Breasts

One-of-a-kind online charity auction showcasing painted plaster breast casts...Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO created the cast pictured above...many more artists contributed to this unique fund-raiser.
100% of proceeds will help fund the Keep A Breast, youth education and awareness programs.
place bids HERE

R.I.P.: Merl Saunders

SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Keyboardist Merl Saunders (above left), the gentle lion of the San Francisco music scene best known as co-captain of guitarist Jerry Garcia's solo excursions outside the Grateful Dead, died Friday.
The 74-year-old musician suffered a debilitating stroke 6 1/2 years ago and, although he lost the ability to speak, he made numerous sentimental guest appearances at shows over those years playing with one hand.
obit HERE

Bush Surveys Disaster

Bullish on Cola

For all intents and purposes, this stuff tastes okay...and it's ingredients are 'all natural'...but the price is outrageous.
Red Bull attempt's to cut out the middle man in hopes that people will forsake Coke for a cola made by the same company that spices up their Vodka while they stumble around the 'meet-market' on Friday nights.
a review HERE

Camouflage Formal Wear Selections

into camouflage?
go HERE

Jackie Coogan 1914 -1984

We loved him in 'The Addams Family', but Jackie Coogan's career was much more than the lovable Uncle Fester...

Quote for the Day

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe."
--Albert Einstein

Holiday Gift Idea?

more weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist HERE

Madam & Missus

On the left: the so-called DC MADAM, who hung herself when faced with prison time...
On the right: ...the severely ignorant Republican nominee for vice president of the United States...
...the latter seems to have adopted the fashion sense of the former...

...reminds us of that famous Harry Truman quote...“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.”

Weird Halloween Costumes

Lion-O of the Thundercats

As Halloween gets closer and closer, many people get more desperate to finally decide what they want to dress up as for one ghoulish night of fun.
need ideas? see HERE

FBI joins Hudson murder/kidnap investigation

Chicago police asked the FBI on Saturday to help find the missing 7-year-old nephew of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson after her mother and brother were found shot to death in her childhood home a day earlier.
Julian King -- the son of Julia Hudson, Jennifer's sister -- has been missing since Friday, when his grandmother Darnell Donerson, 57, and uncle Jason Hudson, 29, were found dead in Donerson's South Side home.
more HERE

The New Roller Derby

Biden Annoyed by Biased Questions

Orlando, Florida - WFTV's Barbara West conducted a satellite interview with Senator Joe Biden last Thursday. The interview was peppered with incredibly biased questions in what can only be described as an attempt to smear Obama and label him a communist...something the McCain campaign has been doing lately...

Dumber & Dumber

Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been photographed wearing a 'Vote Democrat' scarf at a rally in Nevada.
The photographs show Mrs. Palin in Reno, Nevada last Tuesday wearing a red, white & blue scarf emblazoned with donkeys and the words 'Yes' and 'Vote'.
The donkey is the established political symbol for the Democratic Party. Republicans are most commonly associated with the elephant.
story is HERE
more pics HERE

Europe '72 Shoe

available HERE
other Grateful Dead styles HERE

Smothers Brothers Uncensored

From the start of the aborted three-year run of "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour," Tom and Dick Smothers wrangled with CBS censors. In the end, CBS fired them, but that only made the boys cultural martyrs and reinforced their mission statement.
On 'The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour: The Best of Season 3' you can choose either to see each of 11 episodes as it was originally aired or to view the stuff the censors blocked...
DVD available HERE

At last month's Emmy Awards, Tommy Smothers accepted a belated trophy for his contributions to the writing team that won the 1968 writing award for the show's final season; Smothers left his name off at the time, fearing the inclusion would draw controversy.
story is HERE

Intervention Time PEOPLE

I Can't Believe I Died After Eating the Whole Thing

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A student died just as he was about to win a university binge-eating contest, officials said Friday.
The 23-year-old man vomited, passed out and died on Thursday during the "Big Stomach King" contest at Dayeh University in central Taiwan.
story is HERE

Wedding Bells are ringing IN HELL...

des-per-ate (des' perɪt, -prɪt) adj., 1. Having lost all hope; despairing. 2. Marked by, arising from, or showing despair. 3. Reckless or violent because of despair. 4. Undertaken out of extreme urgency or as a last resort.
Star Magazine says:
"After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, she said that she'd only take him back if they got married, and he agreed," says a source. "They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They've even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn't imagine doing it with anyone but her." Since going public with their reunion, Jen and John have rarely left each others side, enjoying intimate dinners at his NYC apartment before sharing a private jet to L.A., where they've been seen together at The Tower Bar at Sunset Tower Hotel, Grand Havana Room and, most recently, the Beverly Hills Hotel.

WTF?

click the pic

Dick for Brains

Hitler's Favorite Food

A Belgian cooking show about Adolf Hitler’s favorite meals has come under fire for trivializing the Nazi leader.
In the next episode of his series 'Plat Prefere,' or 'Favorite Dish,' acclaimed Belgian TV chef Jeroen Meus will be seen traveling to Hitler's haunts in southern Germany to prepare trout with butter sauce.
The dish is described as 'a succulent festive meal' and is said to be one of Hitler's favorites.
more HERE

The Politics of Hypocrisy? OR Just Plain Stupid?

"...I fucked up!"

Sarah Palin has been on the campaign trail calling Barack Obama "the wealth spreader" and a socialist for his wanting to redistribute wealth. Mrs. Palin needs a dictionary or a mirror because she practices both things for which she condemns Obama.

There has never been a tax - never - in the history of this country that did not redistribute wealth; it is part of the reason taxes are imposed. It is impossible to tax without doing that.
Sarah Palin has opposed a windfall profit tax on the oil companies in her state. With part of the revenues from the tax, she asked the Alaska State Legislature to give Alaskans a special one-time payment of $1,200 to help with the high costs of energy. What Mrs. Palin did in effect was a form of socialism.
more HERE

Anti-Semitism in Missouri

ST. LOUIS, Missouri — At least four students from a suburban St. Louis middle school face punishment for allegedly hitting Jewish classmates during what they called "Hit a Jew Day."
It began with an unofficial "Spirit Week" among sixth-graders that started harmlessly enough with a "Hug a Friend Day." Then there was "High Five Day."
Soon, though, the days moved from friendly to silly. Next there was "Hit a Tall Person Day" and, finally, "Hit a Jew Day."
story is HERE

Opie, Andy, Richie & Fonzie Endorse Obama

Aniston Lays Law

As recently reunited couple John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston try once more for romance, the actress has put one big condition on her rock star boyfriend: Keep your mouth shut about our relationship and stop blogging about your personal life!
“Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships private,” an insider tells OK!, adding that the former Friends star was “horrified” when John spoke publicly to OK! on a New York City street about their August breakup.
John’s kiss-and-tell antics had Jen-watchers believing the singer was arrogant — and had exploited her for publicity. Months later, John would come back and beg Jen for a second chance. “She told him she wanted to get back together, too, but no more street-corner press conferences and blogging about her,” a Jen insider says. Desperate, John agreed.
more HERE

Citizen Arrest Attempt

Karl Rove slapped away a woman who tried to place him under citizen's arrest during an event in San Francisco, California. more HERE

Voted Best Photo by the 'Conservative Base'

Johnny Carson 1925 - 2005

website HERE

How Low Will They Go?

In the lowest move possible, and one we believe is NOT condoned by the John McCain campaign, has posted, what are believed to be authentic nude pictures of Barack Obama’s deceased mother, Ann Dunham.
Cheap mudslinging a few weeks before the elections, though ugly in itself, has become commonplace in American politics... To resort to something like this, however, is just sick.
links to the pics can be found HERE

College Basketball's Newest Oldest Star

Ken Mink, 73, is a 6-foot, 190-pound newcomer to the Roane State (Tennessee) junior college basketball team about 35 miles west of Knoxville. He's likely the oldest person to ever play college hoops.
story is HERE

Obama & the KKK

Too Dangerous to Deliver Mail

HARVEY, Illinois ― Dozens of mailboxes remain empty after the post office suspends service in one south suburban neighborhood. Some people get angry when their mail is late. But in Harvey, people have been waiting for days and days. They're not getting any mail at all.
The U.S. Post Office seems to think that this is one of the most dangerous blocks in the country. People who live on it say they haven't gotten any mail delivered to their homes in almost two weeks. "Between robberies and shootings and delayed police response, several things going on, that would make it unsafe," said one Harvey resident.
story is HERE

Republican Rhetoric of Hate & Intolerance

U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann, Republican from Minnesota kicked off the hate last week by demanding an investigation of members of Congress to determine, "...are they pro-America or anti-America?"
more HERE
Then other Republicans got into the act. U.S. Representative Robin Hayes, Republican of North Carolina claimed that, "Liberals hate real Americans that work and achieve and believe in God."
more HERE
As if this wasn't direct enough, U.S. Representative Randy Kuhl, Republican from New York explained that "I firmly believe the Democratic majority wants the American public to suffer and to hurt."
more HERE
commentary and video HERE

Clowning Around in Mexico

MEXICO CITY, Mexico -- There was hardly room for all the big feet and rubber noses as hundreds of clowns from across Latin America opened a four-day convention in a Mexico City theater on Monday.
story is HERE
BBC pictures HERE
more pics HERE

McCain's P.O.W. Footage

A French national archive has posted online extended footage of Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain being interviewed as a bedridden prisoner during the Vietnam War.
see it HERE

World Mourns Legend

Yesterday, the world lost RUDY RAY MOORE, a name most of us don't recognize... but without him there would be none of today's multimillion selling black comics like the late great Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jamie Foxx, Robert Townsend, Whoopi Goldberg, The Wayans Brothers, etc., etc.
And, in our opinion, Samuel L. Jackson owes every acting role he's ever had to RUDY RAY MOORE.
If you never take another suggestion we make seriously... do yourself a huge favor and visit Amazon.com... purchase Mr. Moores work HERE ...read the wikipedia entry about him HERE ...watch his video clips HERE ...and visit his website HERE

Amy Winehouses' Drug Dealer Speaks

Brad Paisley 'Arrested' in Nashville

Country singer, Brad Paisley, 35, was “arrested” by two retired police officers at 3:15 am in his Nashville hometown. He had just landed at the airport after finishing his last tour date with Jewel in San Antonio, Texas.
Paisley was handcuffed for “serious crimes,” according to the cops. “You’ve gotta be kidding me!” the bewildered country star said. “I’ve never done anything wrong in my life.”
Replied police: “We have a Miss Jewel Murray who has filed 42 charges against you in the states of Texas and Tennessee for excessive noodling.”
At that point, Paisley realized he’d been had by Jewel, his opening act.“Noodling? On the guitar? You know what, I am guilty,” he joked.
more HERE

Scientology doesn't believe in Dentists

Clearly the wife of Tom Cruise has missed a couple of dental appointments of late...It could be a case of missing veneers, or a loose crown or two, but clearly Katie is in need of an emergency trip to the dentist.
more HERE

John McCain Drops The C-Word

Obama on SNL

Overheard at the obligatory SNL after party, a slightly affected Seth Meyers blurted out something to the effect of “…yeah, but just wait til you see what we have cooked up for Obama’s appearance right before the election.”
You may remember that Obama canceled his appearance on the show on opening night because of Hurricane Ike. But sources now say that it could have been a ploy to save an Obama appearance for a date right before the election.
Back in 2000, both Al Gore and George W. Bush made cameos on the last SNL episode before the election. Lorne Michaels recently stated that he expects all of the candidates to make an appearance before polls open. The rumors permeating some political blogs these days is the Democratic candidate Barack Obama will make an appearance on the final Saturday Night Live before the election on Saturday, November 1st.
more HERE

Britney Spears Birthday Plans

Inappropriate Joke of the Day

Q. What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A. Something retarded comes out of her vagina only some of the time.

The 'Tough Love' Argument

Note from a dedicated parent:
Most of the American populace thinks it is improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
One that I found effective is to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, video games, computer, iPod, etc.
Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.
I've included a photo (below) of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Obama sells Election Night Coverage

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Aniston/Mayer Baby Rumors

Internet gossip factories have gone into overdrive after this picture of Jennifer Aniston holding a belly bump under layered clothes appeared.
It is claimed that Jen and John Mayer's recent reunion is because they are about to become parents.
more HERE

...did Jen set a trap?

5 Steps to Happiness

1. Connect - Developing relationships with family, friends, colleagues and neighbors will enrich your life and bring you support
2. Be active - Sports, hobbies such as gardening or dancing, or just a daily stroll will make you feel good and maintain mobility and fitness
3. Be curious - Noting the beauty of everyday moments as well as the unusual and reflecting on them helps you to appreciate what matters to you
4. Learn - Fixing a bike, learning an instrument, cooking – the challenge and satisfaction brings fun and confidence
5. Give - Helping friends and strangers links your happiness to a wider community and is very rewarding

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An Apple (or two) A Day...

Monkey Rides a Segway

Republican Updo

The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.
According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.
The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.
The RNC also spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup through September after reporting no such costs in August.
September payments were also made to Barney’s New York ($789.72) and Bloomingdale’s New York ($5,102.71).
Macy’s in Minneapolis, another store fortunate enough to be situated in the Twin Cities that hosted last summer’s Republican National Convention, received three separate payments totaling $9,447.71.
The entries also show a few purchases at Pacifier, a top notch baby store, and Steiniauf & Stroller Inc., suggesting $295 was spent to accommodate the littlest Palin to join the campaign trail.
An additional $4,902.45 was spent in early September at Atelier, a high-class shopping destination for men.
A McCain campaign spokeswoman declined to answer specific questions about the expenditures, including whether it was necessary to spend that much and whether it amounted to one early investment in Palin or if shopping for the vice presidential nominee was ongoing.
more HERE

...no wonder McCains campaign is running short on money...plus, who is deciding what she wears? ...it seems the idea is to vamp her up to appeal to dim-wits who might vote based on sex appeal...

R.I.P.: Rudy Ray Moore

Redneck Crossing....

Brooke Hogan's Saggy Ass...and Tattoo

...we're trying to figure out what 'REDEMPTION' stands for...maybe if things don't work out on the front side, there's a chance for 'redemption' on the back side...her jeans do seem to be squished in a ditch...we're just sayin'...

Britney Practices for Upcoming Tour

In the wake of her latest courtroom drama, Usmagazine.com has learned that Spears is amid plans for a possible comeback tour and new video and she is scheduled to start auditioning dancers on Friday at Millenium Dance Studio in North Hollywood, California.

Miss High Times USA

Lindsey Evans' brains obviously didn't win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, Louisiana.
If you're going to dine and ditch, don't leave your purse and ID at the table. The 18-year-old moron's purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a bag of weed! You can sense where this is going, can't you...?
One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. "Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards," she said, adding, "The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left."
Miss Evans was booked with theft and marijuana possession.
The folks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don't know what to do with her yet.
story is HERE

Break with Tradition...

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Dizzy Gillespie 1917 - 1993

A Quote for Our Time

'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.'
--Thomas Jefferson 1802

Redneck Security System

The sign was installed after several complaints about a peeing Tom.

Happy Birthday Manfred Mann

Votive Early, Votive Often

...found at a street fair in San Francisco...

THIS blog opinions about Obama as savior and/or saint...
...although we couldn't find this particular candle on the web...we did find another...
available HERE

Expect a Nick Hogan Reality Show in 3...2...

Nick Hogan was set free from jail at 12:30 this morning in Clearwater, Florida after serving 166 days of his 8-month sentence. He was given time off for good behavior. Nick was sent to the jail after he pleaded no contest to reckless driving. Nick was greeted by his sister 'muffin-top' AKA Brooke Hogan.
more HERE

This morning Nick's mom, Linda Hogan, released this statement:
"This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick's adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media's role and only ask that they respect our privacy.
Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time"

Looks Like the 'Check' Cleared...

Guy Ritchie will get nearly $18 million from Madonna in their divorce settlement...more HERE

Things That Look Like Boobs

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Happy Birthday Steve Cropper

Family Guy Links Nazism to McCain/Palin Ticket

While Sarah Palin spent the weekend basking in overexposure because of cameo on Saturday Night Live, the FOX animated comedy Family Guy was making a not-so-nice dig at the Alaska governor and her running mate, John McCain.
Sunday's episode featured a time travel road trip with Stewie, Brian and Mort Goldman traveling back to 1939 and the German invasion of Poland. Nazi jokes were plentiful, but one in particular stood out. While dressing in Nazi uniforms for a disguise, Stewie noticed something strange on the shirt: a McCain/Palin button...
more HERE

...enjoy the video below while it lasts...youtube has been pulling them pretty quick...

Bush Backs Obama

double take...

The niece of President Bush, LAUREN Bush told W magazine, "[Barack Obama] is still so new. He seems like a strong leader. We'll see." And Lauren doesn't want to be associated with the Bush clan much these days.
more HERE

MILF of the Day

Hari Puttar: India’s Harry Potter is Home Alone

Although the name sounds similar to the world famous Harry Potter character, that is where the similarities end.
“Hari Puttar” tells of a 10 year-old boy who moved from India to England with his family. Feeling a little depressed and unwanted, Hari looks to his fantasy world friend Funtoon to help cheer him up. A family trip is planned and the family leaves in the morning in such a hurry that Hari is left behind.
Burglars decide to try to steal from the house and Hari, who was left behind with his cousin, decides to protect their valuables.
This “Home Alone” and “Harry Potter” mashup has angered many fans as well as Warner Brothers, who has decided to sue to stop the release of the movie.
Update: Warner Bros. lose suit...

Suri Cruise Daring Escape Attempt

Cloth Diaper Scandal

A British government report that found old-fashioned reusable cloth diapers damage the environment more than disposables has been hushed up because ministers are embarrassed by its findings.
story is HERE

I Love Money/Spaghetti Cat Reunion

Magic Required to Rescue Angel from Circus

We hear surveillance cameras are being trained on audience members, including media, at the Criss Angel " Believe" Show at Luxor in Las Vegas show determine what elements of the show gets a reaction and which fall flat.
more HERE
Since previews last month, the multi-million dollar production which took 2 years to create has been plagued with bad reviews keeping all but Angel's "Loyals" from spending their vacation dollars on the magic show circus.
more HERE

Car Wash Vacuum Sex Arrest

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police say a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Happy Birthday Tom Petty

We miss the 1970's...don't you?

R.I.P.: Mr. Blackwell

Mr. Blackwell (AKA Richard Blackwell AKA Richard Selzer) passed away yesterday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles of complications from an intestinal infection. He was 86.
In 1960, Mr. Blackwell started his annual "Worst Dressed" list and continued to do one every year. His last list was in 2007.
Victoria Beckham has the honor of being his last victim. He had this to say about her: "Forget the fashion spice -- wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck 'em."
obit HERE

Here's just a few of his classics:

Sharon Stone: "An over-the-hill Cruella DeVille."
Barbra Streisand: "She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein."
Britney Spears: "Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill."
Queen Elizabeth II: "From her majesty to her travesty."
Bjork: "She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too."

Mr. Blackwell is survived by his partner of over 60 years, Robert Spencer.

Bikini Car Wash Makes Christ-like Conversion

A San Antonio, Texas Bikini Car Wash has closed.
Now a business has moved in that claims it's run by a higher power.
The "What Would Jesus Do" Car Wash opened its doors this week. It moved in after the Bikini Car Wash went out of business.
story is HERE
video HERE

Iran busts 'spy pigeons' near nuclear site

Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected "spy pigeons" near Iran's controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.
One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.
"Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings," the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon.
The source gave no further description of the pigeons, neither their current status nor what their fate will be.
story is HERE

Girl with Forked Tongue Speaks Two Languages

extremely NSFW HERE

Expensive Boobs

Adriana Lima poses in one bra worth $5 Million dollars, according to The Sun. In addition to her voluptuous breasts, the bra apparently contains contains 3,575 black diamonds, 117 one-carat diamonds and 34 rubies. Almost 3,900 jems in all.

Why Guys Become Yoga Instructors...

Live Sex On Fire

So, a horse walks into a tree and...

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These Boots Are Made For...

Showing off her gams in a miniskirt and sexy leather hooker boots, Governor Sarah Palin offered photogs a gracious wave hello as she arrived in New York for her appearance on Saturday Night Live carrying her baby boy Trig. more HERE
Whether or not Palin’s performance is befitting someone who aspires to an office in the Oval isn’t the only topic that will be jawed over the water cooler. GOP groupies are sure to be glossing over the leg-baring skirt and kinky black 'fuck-me' boots the candidate wore on Saturday Night Live...more HERE

the topic on twitter?
Heh, Sarah Palin was wearing hooker boots on SNL.
What was with Sarah Palin's outfit on SNL? Power Skirt Suit with hooker boots?

'I'll kick the Sooooooooooo-ul outta ya...'

Don Cornelius, the 72-year-old creator and longtime host of the iconic television show "Soul Train," was arrested Friday night on suspicion of felony domestic violence
Los Angeles Police were called to Cornelius' home in the 12000 block of Mulholland Drive about 7:15 p.m. Friday. Cornelius was arrested and taken to Van Nuys jail at 8 p.m. where his bail was set at $50,000. He was released at 5 AM Saturday morning.
Cornelius is married to Viktoria (above right)...although it was not clear whom Cornelius was suspected of assaulting. No one was taken to the hospital after the incident, according to police reports.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Cigs good for something

A story from April 2008...
A Chinese man, Rao Jiacang, 51, plastered cigarette packets over himself after running out of money for crucial heart surgery.
Somehow he has survived for ten years, despite his beating heart being gruesomely visible through the paper folds.
Side note: Mr. Jiacang is dextrocardiac - that is, his heart is not on the left hand side of his body, but slightly to the right.
more HERE
best headline HERE

Roberto Cavalli in The Evolution of Fashion

Trinny Loves Elizabeth's Big Breasts

Trinny Woodall reckons Liz Hurley's bust is the best she's ever seen.
The British fashion guru, who is famous for grabbing women's boobs on her TV show, thinks they're just about perfect.
"Liz has always had the most amazing boobs," she says. "They're staggering up close. She has amazing gravity! And she also has lovely skin around her décolletage, so that helps a lot. They are just fabulous tits – I love the feel of them!"
see HERE

Peter Tosh 1944 - 1987

The Report is In...

Mark Makes Up

Mark Wahlberg proved to be a good sport after-all by appearing on NBC's Saturday Night Live last night spoofing himself and plugging his new movie...
At one point it looked as if Mark was going to make good on his promise to "crack that big fucking nose" on Andy Samberg's face in retaliation for Andy's note-perfect impression of him...
Mark played a decent straight man...perhaps we were premature in suggesting he has no comedy chops...

Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama

Secretary of State Colin Powell has endorsed Democrat Barack Obama for president, describing the Illinois senator as a "transformational figure."
Powell says both Obama and Republican John McCain are qualified to be commander in chief. But, in an interview Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press," he said Obama is better suited to handle the nation's economic problems as well as help improve it's standing in the world.
Powell expressed disappointment in the negative tone of McCain's campaign, as well as in his choice of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the Republican vice presidential nominee. Powell says he does not believe Palin is ready to take over as president, if necessary.
more HERE
video HERE

Live from New York, it's...Palin on SNL

R.I.P.: Carmen Rocha

Carmen worked as a waitress at El Cholo Mexican restaurant for almost 40 years. For special customers, Carmen made a recipe she learned in San Antonio. She would layer tortillas with shredded cheese and jalapenos, warming it in the oven. Soon, customers in the know started requesting Carmen's dish. It was later put on the menu.
Carmen passed away in Los Angeles on October 9th. She was 77 and she was responsible for bringing Nachos to the people of California.
obit HERE

Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital

Travis Barker checked out of the Grossman Burn Center in Los Angeles friday. He was transferred there from the Burn Center in Georgia. He's now hanging out at home and recovering from the burns he received in the plane crash last month.
Famewhoring ex-wife Shanna Moakler said, "I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, 'I don't think we should fly together anymore. God forbid something ever happened ... our kids wouldn't have both parents. Instead of flying a commercial flight back home, they decided to take a private jet. He e-mailed me pictures of the plane and wrote, 'It's really small and scary.' I had a bad feeling, but didn't want to sound strange, so I said, 'Be safe.' "
When Shanna was asked why Travis made the comment on his blog about not seeing her since the first week he was in the hospital, she answered, "Trav and I are so crazy. We are off for one week, on the next. I would never abandon anyone in his condition, and I have made sure he had a support system. My feelings are deeply hurt. I wish him a speedy recovery and am thankful he's alive."

SURE, YEAH... WE BELIEVE YA...UH HUH...

A Burst of Durst

Happy Birthday Chuck

official website HERE

Auctioning Alfred

Alfred E. Neuman's goofy, grinning visage has been synonymous with satire since the founding of Mad magazine in 1952. Now some original artwork featuring that jug-eared face is hitting the auction block in November.
A preview of the 36 Mad classics in question kicks off Oct. 29 at New York's Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art. It is followed Nov. 14 by the sale, which will be held online and at Dallas' Heritage Auction Galleries.
more HERE

Anistons' Ass From All Angles

...the question is: is it Jen's ass or is it a stunt ass?

Klaus Kinski 1926 - 1991

...the dubbed in voice is silly...but the scene is still fun...
IMDB HERE

Pot Pollution

Some of America’s national parks and forests are becoming among the most polluted places in the country due to the use of toxic chemicals by farmers who illegally grow marijuana on public land.
The Associated Press reports that large quantities of some defoliants and insecticides, which have long been banned in the U.S., are being smuggled into the remote farms.

...duh! there's a solution...legalize it!

Just Do It!

Great Britain - Police should 'ignore' couples caught dogging – having sex outdoors – unless members of the public complain, a report says.
BBC report HERE

R.I.P.: Levi Stubbs

DETROIT, Michigan — Four Tops lead singer Levi Stubbs, who possessed one of the most dynamic and emotive voices of all the Motown singers, died Friday at 72. He had been ill recently and died in his sleep at the Detroit house he shared with his wife.
obit HERE

Spank You Very Much

A new United Kingdom Sex Report reveals that a quarter of men and a third of women have experimented with punishment sex play.
Also discovered a steamy 48 per cent said they’ve enjoyed phone sex - with 50 per cent of women and 44 per cent of men admitting they like talking dirty.
more HERE

Spoofed Again

Not Cool!

Mark Wahlberg caused a stir on the Jimmy Kimmel show last Thursday night when he threatened violence against Saturday Night Live comedian Andy Samberg.
Wahlberg was shown the SNL clip where 'Mark' as portrayed by Samberg talks to a chicken and when quizzed about whether he found the sketch funny, he said, “When I see that kid I'm gonna crack that big fucking nose of his."
story and video HERE

...lighten up Wahlberg...imitation and parody is the highest form of flattery...we suspect there are no comedies in your acting horizon since you appear to lack humor...we think your great, but threatening violence is seriously unbecoming.

Classic Sabrina Matthews

the video IS available...just click

official website HERE

Kenny Chesney with The Wailers

Kenny Chesney enjoys the enduring qualities of reggae music and his work with the late Bob Marley's band, the Wailers, on his current single, "Everybody Wants to Go to Heaven."


CMT Insider interview HERE

Happy Birthday Marshall

official website HERE

The Disturbed World of Bo Burnham

More info can be found HERE

Republican Racists Run Rampant

A Republican women's club in San Bernardino County sent out a recent newsletter with a photo of Barack Obama surrounded by fried chicken, watermelon and ribs, sparking widespread outrage and rebuke from GOP leaders and Democrats.
The illustration shows the Democratic presidential candidate's head atop a donkey's body on a bogus $10 bill referred to as "Obama Bucks." Inscribed on the money are the words "United States Food Stamps" surrounded by stereotypical African American food.
The organization's president said she meant it "to represent food, nothing else."
San Francisco Chronicle report HERE
Los Angeles Times report w/video HERE