Gay Clay got 500K

Clay Aiken received $500,000 from People Magazine for the cover story announcing his homosexuality. Was it a worthwhile investment? more HERE

GEE, and we thought several years of online gay video chatroom pictures of him without clothes on may have let the cat outta the bag...hummmm

Sharon Stone : Deranged Mommy

Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to Los Angeles
The court has released what it calls the "Tentative Statement of Decision." It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.
Among many things, the judge says, "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."
And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge goes on: "Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother's overreactions is painfully real for this child."
more HERE

It's Simple...MOM'S a NUT...

Internet Killing 'Dinosaur' Porn?

UNCENSORED pornography cheaply available on the internet is seriously damaging the sales of America's best known soft porn magazines such as Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler and Screw.
"We're dead, we're dinosaurs, we've been pre-empted and made obsolete," said Al Goldstein, the founder of the New York magazine Screw.
story is HERE

Happy Birthday Lacey Chabert

How Now Brown Cow?

Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio was arrested for acting like a nut in public...
The police were called after Michele put on a cow costume, pissed on a neighbor's porch and chased a bunch of children around the neighborhood. The officers warned Michele and told her to keep her udders to herself. They sent Michele back to her pen and thought that was the end of the mad cow, but it wasn't.
A couple of hours later, the cops had to come back, because Michele was blocking traffic. Officers smelled booze on her breath and said she was slurring her words.
Yesterday in court, the drunk cow pleaded guilty and a judge sentenced her to a month in the BARN.
more HERE

Solar Powered Bra: Turning Lingerie Green

The cold hand of technology has now invaded the world of lingerie. Underwear will not only provide women with the necessary support of their funbags, but it will also make them (the women not the body parts) “green” and environmentally friendly!
Triumph International Japan Limited has introduced its latest brainchild, a solar bra with a built-in solar panel that captures and redistributes the sun’s power and can actually generate enough electric energy to power a cell phone or an iPod!
more HERE

D-back & Double D's

Porn star/California gubernatorial candidate/star of “Celebrity Rehab” Mary Carey is seen here in the prom pose with Arizona Diamondbacks’ outfielder Alex Romero. What's going on HERE?

Marc Bolan 1947 - 1977

Palin Claimed Dinosaurs and People Coexisted

"I need to know if she really thinks that dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago ... because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - MATT DAMON
The Los Angeles Times reports:
Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.
After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.
Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.
The idea of a "young Earth" -- that God created the Earth about 6,000 years ago, and dinosaurs and humans coexisted early on -- is a popular strain of creationism.
more HERE

DING DONG DING DONG

Lay Offs in Bunny Town

Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamor empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil.
story is HERE

Daisy's Dairy Aire and More

Gavin Rossdale's little girl, Daisy Lowe, 19, gets downright slutty at an Agent Provocateur catwalk show...not that she hasn't before...
more HERE

Sarah Palin : The Disney Version

Denver Cops Commemorate DNC 2008

Proving once again that most law enforcement organizations have high disregard for the general public, freedoms allowed Americans via the Bill of Rights and have no business even attempting humor since they obviously don't understand the concept, the Denver police union is selling T-shirts that target protesters at last month's Democratic National Convention.
Each Denver officer was given one of the shirts free and others are on sale for $10 each at police union offices. The union expects to sell about 2,000 of them.
story is HERE

EconoMac Disaster

Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

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Yes, it's satire...
see her real page HERE

Emma Bella

Sexy little tart, Emma Watson appears in the September 2008 edition of Vogue Italia...the innocence is dissipating and a scrumptious vixen is emerging...
Photographer Mark Seliger, shows a stunningly made-up Watson rampaging through an opulent country mansion in the world's most beautiful dresses. And it's a side of the actress that we should get used to. Having been represented by Storm Special Bookings for two years now, we're told by her agent there's huge demand for her from the fashion industry - a world with which Watson is increasingly enamored.
more HERE

The American Racist

Oh! Susannah!

Susannah Constantine showed Brits 'how not to wear your clothes' when she appeared on her new show 'Undress The Nation' with her boobs bursting out of her dress.
The fashionista shocked a patient at the Princess Alice Hospice in Esher, Surrey when she opened her dress to reveal her bra as she advised her on clothing matters.
more HERE

apparently, her tits have been exposed before...many times before...see HERE

Peggy the Beer Drinking Horse

Peggy's owner used to take her to the same pub for years. He would tie her outside while he boozed. One day, he tied her using an extra long rope, so Peggy trotted into the bar and stood beside the other drinkers. Nobody seemed to mind, so it became a regular thing. Peggy enjoyed a pint for almost 2 years until the place got renovated. Now the owner of the bar won't let Peggy in because she doesn't want her to ruin the new carpets.
more HERE

Heather's Dilated Pupils

Heather Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara County. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while higher than a kite. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on.The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance.
more HERE

Birthday Greetings to 'The Killer'

Another Saturday Night

Functional Recyclable Art

Blue Monochrom by Michel de Broin...otherwise known as The Hot Tub Dumpster
more HERE

Vices & Vixens

"Palin would make a great centerfold. I don't know what it is, but there's something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she's like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president."
-Hugh Hefner in OK! magazine

in related news:
Maxim's 'World's Hottest Politicians' list is HERE

Survivor Gabon...PENIS

In case you missed it, on Thursday's season premiere of "Survivor Gabon," the censors missed a floppy winky poking out of Marcus' boxer shorts...more HERE

Can't Watch-Over-Ya

Citigroup agreed Monday to purchase Wachovia's banking operations for $2.1 billion in a deal arranged by federal regulators, making the Charlotte, North Carolina-based bank the latest casualty of the widening global financial crisis.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Tom

Solar Exposure

The stream of charged particles that rushes outward from the sun has weakened to its lowest level in at least 50 years, threatening to allow dangerous cosmic rays from deep space to reach the inner solar system.
Measurements of the solar wind by the Ulysses spacecraft show the wind’s pressure has dropped 20 percent since the mid-1990s, and the temperature of the electrons within the flow has declined by 13 percent.
The solar wind normally keeps the cosmic radiation at bay.
Earth’s magnetic field provides an inner shield to protect life on the planet from the super high-energy electrons and protons arriving from countless light-years away.
But any astronauts traveling to the moon or beyond, outside Earth’s shield, would be at an increased risk of exposure due to the weaker solar wind.
BBC report HERE

...hummm...was the Chinese spacewalker exposed?

U.S. Mint Halts Sale of Gold Coins

The U.S. Mint is temporarily halting sales of its American Buffalo 24-karat gold coins because it can't keep up with soaring demand as investors seek the safety of gold amid economic turbulence.
more HERE

Is he still ALIVE?

Yes, Adnan Ghalib still exists and he's still trying way too hard to keep our attention. Adnan claims that he does have a tape of him and Our Lady of Cheetos bumping private parts in Mexico. Adnan is ready and willing to sell the sex tape for the right price.
A source said the tape is two hours long and features Ms. Spears in that pink wig getting it on with Adnan in a hotel room in Mexico.
more HERE
Does anyone think that this tape doesn't play like some loser "hanger on" having sex with a White Trash Chick from the south?
Anyone who has ever had sex with a person who lives in a trailer has already played a part in this film and has a collection of them next to the TV in the living room of their double-wide...

Streaming Dylan

National Public Radio's website will be the first place fans can hear the next Bob Dylan album, the eighth installment of his "bootleg series" of rare or previously unreleased recordings from the past two decades.
The entire double-CD Tell Tale Signs (Columbia Records) will be available to listeners on NPR's website as a stream starting just after midnight tonight. You can hear it there any time from September 30 to at least October 7 when the album officially goes on sale.

Ron Wood pulls a Mick

Ronnie Wood faces a £50million divorce pay-out after his wife Jo called in lawyers in exasperation at his continuing relationship with 20-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanov.
story is HERE

Choose Your Fetish

Victoria Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with hubby David Beckham at Macy's.
The unusual thigh-high footwear is constructed out of PVC, a durable form of plastic often used to create records, vinyl siding and pipes among other things. Oh, and boots.
more HERE
video HERE

$6k and they don't even have heels?

Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital

Travis Barker has been released from the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, GA and is on his way back to Los Angeles. His rep issued this statement to People: "Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning. He has left Augusta."

Tina Fey Does it AGAIN

Freaky Firefighter Afoot in Florida

Firefighter Steals Severed Foot From Scene of Accident
PIERCE, Florida -- In what fire chief Ron Parrish calls a "personally disturbing" incident, one of his firefighters stands accused of removing a human foot from a recent accident scene.
A female St. Lucie County firefighter is accused of removing the male victim's foot which was remained at the accident scene.
more HERE

China in Space

A Chinese astronaut today became the first in his country's history to complete a space walk.
Mission commander Zhai Zhigang left the Shenzhou VII spacecraft to float in orbit for just under 15 minutes, making China the third country to complete a space walk after the United States and the former Soviet Union.
more HERE and HERE

A Flamingo Made of Flamingos

In 2007 National Geographic photographer Robert B. Haas captured this aerial photo of a flock of flamingo birds shaped like a giant flamingo!
more HERE

...it looks more like a duck...

Wall Street Bailout Math

more at wallstats.com

Shark Attack Cupcakes

More HERE

...do you smell something burning?

Paris Hilton took her new movie “Repo! The Genetic Opera” to the masses at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood that also happened to be playing host to Lance Bass’s birthday party.
Joined by her boyfriend Benji Madden, Ms. Hilton looked her usual slutty self in a black corset-style top, black leather jacket, and skin-tight vinyl pants.
more HERE

Peter Finch 1916 - 1977

How profound this monologue from the 1976 film 'Network' has become...Finch won the best actor Oscar posthumously for this performance...

Newman Remembered...

“Paul Newman played many unforgettable roles. But the ones for which he was proudest never had top billing on the marquee. Devoted husband. Loving father. Adoring grandfather. Dedicated philanthropist...Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. In his own words: 'It’s been a privilege to be here.' He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon. During this difficult time, we ask for privacy for our family.” - Paul's five daughters - three with Joanne Woodward: Elinor, Melissa and Claire as well as Stephanie and Susan from his marriage to Jacqueline Witte.

"There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life—and this country—is better for his being in it." — Robert Redford

"It is a real loss not just for me, but all the people in the world who knew him and that he connected with. Paul touched so many lives and mine especially -- we were friends for over 50 years." - A.E. Hotchner, Paul's longtime friend and business partner

"I was blessed to have known him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - Sally Field

"Paul was a very fine actor and a really good race driver. But mostly, he personified humanity -- always taking care of those who were less fortunate. For me, this will be his legacy." - David Letterman

"He was my hero." - Julia Roberts

"He set the bar too high for the rest of us. Not just actor, but all of us." - George Clooney

Scarlett Johansson Married

Ryan Reynolds, 31, and Scarlett Johansson, 23, got married in some remote wilderness resort outside of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on Saturday night.
The two became engaged last May after dating for about a year.
more HERE

Alanis Morrisette is on the verge of writing another monster hit song...

Happy Birthday Moon

THE PUNCHLINE

"Senator John McCain got personally involved in the bailout yesterday. He bailed on the David Letterman show." -- Jay Leno

Rocketman Completes Journey

A Swiss man has become the first person to fly solo across the English Channel using a single jet-propelled wing.
Yves Rossy landed safely after the 22-mile (35.4 km) flight from Calais to Dover, which had been twice postponed this week because of bad weather.
BBC report HERE

Best gift in the world remains : the cardboard box

Shtick Stealing Treasury Secretary

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Diesel has a Dirty Mind

Fashion brand Diesel has launched a viral film featuring censured clips from eighties porn films.
The XXX actually refers to Diesel's 30th birthday, for which the clothing company's putting on a series of events across the world from New York to Sao Paolo to Tokyo.
more HERE

Paris Porno Portrait

British artist Damien Hirst has paid an undisclosed amount for a portrait of US socialite Paris Hilton made from images taken from pornographic magazines.The collage - entitled Paris, 2008 - was the work of Jonathan Yeo.
Yeo's use of adult magazines began in 2004 after the White House canceled a commission to paint President George Bush.
BBC blurb HERE

Redneck Amusement Park

B-O-R-I-N-G!

I suppose Presidential debates are typically boring but, for pete's sake...I wanted to poke my eyes out!
The best one-liner from the debate? Actually it came after the debate from Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank, who said, “When they opened their mouths, what came out was neither hot nor cold, but a tepid gruel.”
read what others thought HERE
AP video report HERE

Russia Covers Nader

Condolezzbo Rice

A mid-level member of the Republican National Committee has stated that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, not Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, was the first choice for Senator John McCain's female running mate. However, Rice was allegedly not chosen because of the persistent lesbian rumors surrounding her.
more HERE

Fast...or Fined

A 28-year-old Russian female, who visited Dubai on a tourist visa, and a 30-year-old male citizen of Lebanon, a salesman in a local store, were put on trial for drinking juice in a public place in the daytime during Muslim fasting. The police caught the two people red-handed at a gas station in Dubai.
In accordance with the Federal Penal Code of the United Arab Emirates, a public intake of food and beverages during daytime hours of the month of Ramadan is forbidden by Article 313.
The article stipulates the punishment in the form of either a monetary penalty – up to 2,000 dirhems ($555) – or even a term of up to one month in prison.
The young people told the court that they were not Muslims and were thus unaware of the fact that their actions could be punishable.
The court took the mitigating circumstances into consideration, but found the defendants guilty, since ignorance did not exclude responsibility. The court ruled that the young people must pay the fine of 1,000 dirhems ($278) each.
more HERE

CBS Presents Boobs

Hollywood thrives at passing off props as the real deal, but what about Hollywood's stars? Do they also aim to deceive? HERE you can answer the question of whether you think they are real or fake.

Happy Birthday Shaun Cassidy

How to Enjoy a Colonoscopy

Movie legend Paul Newman dies

Hollywood legend Paul Newman has died of cancer at the age of 83

Newman finished chemotherapy treatment for cancer in August and it was widely reported that he had only weeks to live.
In June this year, a neighbor and business partner said the actor told him about the disease the previous year.
In May, Newman pulled out of directing John Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Men' for unspecified health reasons.
The actor's representative had previously dismissed the cancer claims as simply "not true".
Newman retired from acting in 2006 after a 50-year career that included such classic films as: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969), The Sting (1971), The Hustler (1961), Cool Hand Luke (1967), Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956), Slapshot (1977), Sometimes a Great Notion (1971) and Absence of Malice (1981) . Newman was nominated for 10 Oscars, winning best actor for his role in The Color Of Money in 1986.
more HERE
IMDB HERE

Happy Birthday Carlene Carter

Iggy Pop Wears Crocs

IDIOT!

Ed has a new job...

LOS ANGELES, California — Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper. The 85-year-old former "Tonight Show" sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian.
In the first video, McMahon, who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes, and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover.
"When I retired, I was famous..." McMahon raps in the video. "...I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."
AP report HERE

Wa Mu - Boo Hoo!

Washington Mutual is Largest U.S. Banking Failure in History
WaMu had its banking unit seized Sept. 25, 2008 by government regulators after customers withdrew $16.7 billion over 10 days. JPMorgan Chase & Co. became the biggest U.S. bank by deposits when it bought WaMu's branches with a $1.9 billion payment to the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Donna Douglas

Family Friendly Sex Club

watch video HERE
website HERE

The Many Hats of Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is to play sidekick Tonto in a Disney remake of The Lone Ranger.
The Hollywood star is also set to reprise his role in Pirates Of The Caribbean and has confirmed reports that he has been cast as the Mad Hatter in a Tim Burton remake of Alice In Wonderland.
more HERE

No... Not Again...

Mini-Me has a new girlfriend: 22-year-old Dominique Arganese. And she’s hot! Or at least hotter than the last chick he made a sex tape with.
more HERE
best comment to date:

I'm always amazed at how low a beautiful woman will go when the scant glimmer of becoming famous is dangled in front of them. It must take a lot of coke to keep the puke down when she’s in bed with the nasty little hobgoblin.

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Breast Milk

WATERBURY, Vermont -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk.
more HERE
here's the letter:
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.
Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,
On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.
Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer.
The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months.
After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry.
Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to 17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.
The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President

Happy Birthday Michael Madsen

The Complete Poetic Works of Michael Madsen, Vol. I: available HERE
official website HERE

This Doesn't Happen...

Where has that TONGUE been?

...wait...I already KNOW!!

Cynthia Nixon and her Girl/Boyfriend outside a RiteAid in Venice, California yesterday. more HERE

A Visual Definition of Disrespect

Emma 'Wanton' Watson

Emma Watson continues to tease with her burgeoning sexuality...she's featured in the October 2008 issue of Harper's Bazaar...mmm, mmm, good!
more pics HERE

Mutant Shark

Penang, Malaysia -- Has anyone ever seen a baby shark with webbed feet? A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman.
She dared not cook the fish after consulting her husband who told her that according to Chinese belief, eating fish with unusual features could bring disaster or ill luck.
more HERE

Snack Food

Blame it on Love

Danny Goldberg, former manager of Nirvana, has said Courtney Love was a toxic presence among the band.
According to Goldberg, Love had an instrumental role in Cobain's struggles with heroin and acted as the frontman's "mouthpiece".
"Courtney's very presence was a metaphor for the end of one era in the band's life and the beginning of another," he writes in his upcoming book Bumping Into Geniuses: My Life Inside the Rock And Roll Business.
more HERE

Letterman Reacts to McCain Snub

He may have canceled an appearance on one CBS show, but Senator John McCain will appear for an exclusive interview on another.
Katie Couric gets the only evening news interview with Senator John McCain since his decision to temporarily suspend his campaign and his call to delay Friday's debate.
David Letterman says he was told McCain canceled because he had to go back to Washington, D.C., but his interview with Couric was happening as Letterman was being taped up the street.
more HERE

In Case of Civil Unrest...

Martha's Weiner

Martha Stewart held up a 15-foot long wiener, modeled after the world’s largest hot dog, which was 197 feet long.
Said Martha, "For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree..."

She may be right....

Unbalanced

Nick Hogan Release Date 10/21/08

BOZO is getting credit for time without an issue inside the slammer...

On October 21, 2008 Nick Hogan, son of former wrestler, Hulk Hogan, will be a free man again, after serving five months of his eight-month sentence.
more HERE

R E S P E C T T H E B O O B I E S

Rock 'n Roll Class of '09

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 2009 nominees:
Jeff Beck-Chic-
Metallica-War-
Little Anthony and the Imperials-
Wanda Jackson-Run-D.M.C.-
Stooges-Bobby Womack-
more about the artists HERE
click the pics for video

The Email Hacking Hero Update

University of Tennessee student David Kernell, the 20-year-old dude who "hacked" into Sarah Palin's e-mail account by guessing the answers to her Yahoo security questions.
Since the FBI stormed Kernell's apartment last week, the young man's father, Democratic Tennessee state representative Mike Kernell, has made sure David is lawyered up tight and ready for the impending shitstorm.
Currently, it looks to be unlikely that David will go to jail for his alleged crimes.

Phil Hartman 1948 - 1998

O.J. Update

O.J. Simpson gets a hug from a server at Courthouse Bar & Grill on Tuesday during a noon break in his trial. The "Free OJ" message on her T-shirt refers to free orange juice that comes with a lunch order. Simpson had lunch at the eatery that is located across from the Clark Country Regional Justice Center.

Palin Photo-ops Continue...but, no Bono

Sarah Palin, right, meets with a disinterested Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in New York.

Amid a national financial and economic crisis, a battle in Washington over its resolution, and the United Nations General Assembly in New York City, Sarah Palin and her designer photo opportunity visits with foreign leaders in Manhattan Wednesday continue...more HERE
Palin’s meeting with Bono, however, was canceled Wednesday due to scheduling reasons, according to the campaign. Instead, McCain and Palin will chat with Bono by phone.
Unlike Palin’s other meetings with dignitaries in New York this week, most of which had been open to reporters and photographers, the Bono meeting was listed as closed to the press, at the rock star’s request. more HERE

...best comment on this issue to date:

These two clowns think he's Sonny Bono!!!!!

Truth in Advertising

Slutty Cheergirls in Idaho

Less than a month into the football season, the University of Idaho Vandals are switching up their cheerleader uniforms after spectators complained the outfits were slutty!
more HERE
...hummm...cheerleader sluts? ...isn't that redundant?

Match Game

...it's kind of like mah jong...be careful though...THIS game is NSFW!

...from the 'No Shit Sherlock' File

Following the August 8, 2008 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is following through on a promise he made to himself as a new dad: to publicly acknowledge that he's gay.
more HERE
AP video report HERE

Now, that's FUNNY...

Todd has a great job...

Ted Nugent Sound Check

Patton Oswalt on KFC

Shut-in's Paradise?

we dare you to see more HERE

McCain Campaign Memorabilia

...piping polluting petroleum in protected public parks, peddling pro-life propaganda for unplanned pregnancies, and putting lipstick on pigs, polar bears, and police state politics...
get yours HERE

Ray Charles 1930 - 2004

official website HERE

Dita is a Wonder...Bra, that is...

Is she sitting on one of Aretha Franklin's old bras?

Dita Von Teese unveiled her new Wonderbra line from a strong foundation - a giant padded sequined bra.
more HERE

AP video report HERE

Frances Bean there, done that, Cobain

inside scooptastic stuff HERE

Political Rhetoric for Dummies

...effective for debunking that elitist crap and even a moron would understand it...except maybe Dubya...

Subway Oasis

For its album Dig Out Your Soul, which debuts October 7, Oasis gathered 15 street bands and taught them the lyrics and sheet music for four of its new songs.Last week, the bands were then deployed all over the city -- mostly to subways -- to perform the music with their own flavor. Each performance featured a little sign that said, "You are the first to hear this new Oasis song" -- bringing a little bit of magic to busy commuters, and some eclectic street charm to Oasis's new oeuvre.
video report HERE
Oasis youtube page HERE

Bailout? I thought you said: Makeout

Absinthe Gummi Bears

Now that it’s legal, is absinthe doomed to become the new bacon?
Feast your eyes on the Absinthe Gummi Bear, the final word in alcoholic confectionery bears.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Bruuuuce!

A 'Girl Next Door' and her Fiancé

While no one was surprised to hear that Kendra Wilkinson isn’t a 'real' girlfriend of Bunny Magnate Hugh Hefner, it was greeted with general surprise that she was dating the 6′4″, 220 lb. Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett and that hints were being dropped about it on her MySpace pages.
more HERE

We already knew "E!" has given Kendra a reality show of her own as well...

Megan Fox Gets Wet

from the new film How To Lose Friends & Alienate People...
more HERE

...it's like, little boobs on top of little boobs...

Happy Birthday Mickey

Past Political Advertisment

check out a couple of political television ads from the past HERE

Missing Giblets

click the pic

more HERE

Wall Street Licks It's Chops

Financial-market wise guys, who had been seized with fear, are suddenly drunk with hope. They are rallying explosively because they think they have successfully stampeded Washington into accepting the solution to the crisis: Dump it all on the taxpayers. That is the meaning of the massive bailout Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson has shopped around Congress. It would relieve the major banks and investment firms of their mountainous rotten assets and make the public swallow their losses...while Dubya does his best Nero impression.
more HERE

Lohan out of the closet verbally

Transsexual Teenager Sings

Kim Petras - originally known as Tim Petras had a sex change at the age of 12 is set to become an international singing superstar. She is believed to be the world's youngest transsexual.
Now at the age of 16, Kim is ready to storm the charts after having been picked up by a major label.
more HERE
listen/watch HERE

Happy Belated Birthday Keeley

One of our favorite boobalicious girls, Keeley Hazell, celebrated her 22nd birthday on September 18th...
Keeley's sexy birthday snaps HERE
official website HERE

Sophie Monk & Muffin Tops

Sophie Monk has picked up a six-figure fee to push the Hollywood Fashion Shapes and Bodywear Collection.
But why the super-skinny sexpot would need to turn to a range of undergarments claiming to smooth unsightly bulges and get rid of muffin tops is a mystery. As is why consumers would believe she would need, or use, the range.
more HERE

Sea Lion Trained to Satisfy

Golden Girl

Tina Fey is TV's new golden girl — very golden. The popular star won three well deserved Emmy awards for her work on 30 Rock, her wicked take on the inner workings of a late-night TV show on NBC.
more HERE

...look at Baldwin gushing in the background...Congrats guys!

Jenna Expecting Twins

Former porn star Jenna Jameson will soon find herself in a new role - the mother of twins.
Jameson, 34, recently learned that she is expecting twins with her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz.
more HERE

Is the Breast Yet to Come?

Federal and Louisiana local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie -- Jamie Lynn's left breast is exposed.
The pics were taken on Casey's digital camera. Apparently, he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics -- or buying them -- could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography.
more HERE

Travis & Adam Update

Dr. Fred Mullins of the Augusta, Georgia's Joseph Still Burn Center held a press conference this morning to give an update on Travis Barker and DJ AM's injuries from Friday's plane crash that killed 4 people.
Dr. Mullins said the two are expected to make a "full recovery." He said they both suffered second and third degrees burns. He added that it can take up to a year to recover from such burns but the two didn't suffer any other type of injuries. He went on to say that Travis was burned on his torso. DJ was burned on his hands and part of his head. Dr. Mullins would not say what percentage of their bodies were burned or if they were conscious. He also said they should be able to return to performing once they have recovered.
During the press conference, Dr. Mullins read a statement from the families:
“The families wish to thank fans from all over the world for their prayers and concern. Deepest sympathy is expressed to the loved ones of those who perished in the crash. As the two recuperate and mourn this loss, privacy for them, their families and friends is requested at this time.”
more HERE

Blunts & Bingo

Text Breast Identifier

(o)(o) -- Perfect breasts (+)(+) -- Fake silicone breasts ( * )( * ) -- Perky breasts (@)(@) -- Big nipple breasts oo -- A cups {O}{O} -- D cups (oYo) -- Wonder bra breasts ( ^ )( ^ ) -- Cold breasts

(o)(O) -- Lopsided breasts (Q)(O) -- Pierced breasts (p)(p) -- Hanging tassels breasts \o/\o/ -- Grandma's breasts ( - )( - ) -- Against the shower door breasts | o | | o | -- Android breasts ( $ )( $ ) -- Martha Stewart's breasts

Groban on the Emmy's

McDonald's Marketing

Donkey Penis... It's What's For Dinner?

In keeping with the Chinese belief that certain animals or their organs have special medicinal properties, one can only speculate about the advantages of ingesting a penis that once belonged to a poor little donkey.
China International Travel Service (CITS) prepares visitors for the fact that they might consider some of the things eaten in China to be offensive to their sensibilities.
They encourage people however, to taste them in order to “bridge the cultural gap and look at it with an open mind.”
In many shopping districts, vendors offer a range of delicacies such as seahorses on sticks, donkey penises and cicadas.
...and now, a clip from the British show Paul Merton in China...

The Onion's Glimpse Inside Obama's Emails

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AL Franken writes for SNL

Come Back Clit

This guy laid the punk down on a San Francisco Bay Area newscast in 2006...the pic is making the internet rounds again...
typical comments can be found HERE

Mischa Barton Bobbles Her Boobs Again

click the pics for more

Janet Jackson goes all the way

Giant Atom Collider Shut-Down

GENEVA, Switzerland — The world's largest atom smasher — which was launched with great fanfare earlier this month — has been damaged worse than previously thought and will be out of commission for at least two months.
more HERE

Britney's New Single

Yesterday, 107.5FM 'The River' in Nashville, Tennessee played a short piece of Britney's first single "Womanizer" off of her new album due this December. The full single comes out this Monday.
Click here to listen

R.I.P.: Earl Palmer

Earl Palmer, the session drummer whose pioneering backbeats were recorded on such classics as Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti" and The Righteous Brothers' "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin,'" has died. He was 84.
obit HERE

The State of Fascism in America

BURIED TAPE REVEALS USE OF FORCE AND AN UNWARRANTED MASS ARREST OF BYSTANDERS DURING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION
more HERE

McSame Motto

Miss Moss a Mess

It was the biggest show of London Fashion Week, attracting the biggest party animals and no doubt the cause of the biggest hangover for one Miss Kate Moss.
more HERE

Travis Barker Goes Down in Flames

The wreckage of a Learjet that was carrying former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ AM, and four others rests on an embankment along Highway 302, along the outskirts of the Columbia Metropolitan Airport on Saturday. Barker and Goldstein were critically injured; two other passengers and two crew members were killed.
Barker and Goldstein were in critical condition at a burn center in Augusta, Georgia, about 75 miles southwest of Columbia, North Carolina, a hospital spokesperson said.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Happy Birthday Sophia

Katie's Broadway Debut Overshadowed

Katie Holmes' Broadway Debut Stirs Up Anti-Scientology Protesters
The real drama at Katie Holmes' Broadway debut in "All My Sons" Thursday night took place on the sidewalk outside the theater where Scientology supporters scrapped with protesters from Anonymous, the underground group that has waged war against the church since the beginning of this year.
more HERE

Natalie Cole in Hospital

Natalie Cole has been in a hospital in New York City since last Friday. Natalie's rep said: "She was doing press in New York last week when she got really sick due to chemotherapy she was undergoing to treat her hepatitis."
Natalie was diagnosed with hep C this past April. The docs think she got it over 25 years ago from her heroin use.
Natalie's rep also said that she will go back to Los Angeles in the next few days where she will be on bed rest for an entire month. All of her October appearances have been postponed.
more HERE
official website HERE

Birthday Greetings - David Bromberg

FDA to approve 'Frankenfood'

Genetically engineered animals moved closer to the dinner table on Thursday as the U.S. Food and Drug Administration made the process it will use to review new proposals public.
The FDA published proposed detailed guidelines that producers of genetically engineered animals would have to follow to determine whether there are any risks to humans, the environment and the animals themselves.
Reuters report HERE

The comment period for the draft guidance, titled "The Regulation of Genetically Engineered Animals Containing Heritable rDNA Constructs," runs for 60 days and closes Nov. 18, 2008. The 25-page document is available online HERE

Barack 'n Brazil

BELFORD ROXO, Brazil — With Barack Obama on the ballot in at least eight local elections in Brazil, you might think the Democratic presidential candidate is keeping his options open in case John McCain winds up in the White House.
Not at all. Due to a quirk in Brazilian electoral law, candidates can put any name they want on the ballot, as long as it isn't offensive. At least eight candidates have chosen to be known as "Barack Obama" in the October 5, 2008 elections.
more HERE

Admit it...You've been there...

You're driving down the road...ya gotta go...you pull into the first place you can find but the stall is in use...you run next door to find an open stall...you enter, bend over in relief and...
...before coming close to sitting, with your pants barely below your belly button...
...BOOM!...it's a SHIT STORM...!!

Sure... you think "...thank god it all landed in the toilet bowl..." and you sit down, actually making contact with the toilet seat, to finish the task at hand...
But when it's time to get up, you can't, because the SHIT STORM, acting as a scatological adherent, has sealed your ass to the seat...!
Apparently, the "storm" didn't enter the vessel but rather PAINTED it...

And you thought you were having a bad day...

Sarah Palin Answers Critics

Michelle Obama Busts Out

The clay work shows Mrs. Obama in the style of an African Queen, wearing large hooped earrings and an "afro pick" comb in her Egyptian-influenced hairstyle.
An American flag is tattooed across her naked chest and the comb is decorated with pearls, the traditional garb of a First Lady, and an American Eagle.
more HERE

Plastic Celebrities

To mark the 30th anniversary of its mini figures, toymaker Lego has molded some of the world's biggest stars in plastic.
blurb w/video report HERE

AIDES : Girl

The name AIDES encompasses both the French word “aide” (support) and the English acronym “AIDS”.
more HERE

Obama/Grateful Dead FundRaiser

Barack Obama has the Dead on his side again.
The Democratic presidential candidate's campaign has confirmed a long-rumored fundraising concert that will include four remaining members of the Grateful Dead at Penn State University's Bryce Jordan Center.
Bob Weir, Phil Lesh and Mickey Hart played at a get-out-the-vote concert in February in California for the campaign.
A Pennsylvania spokeswoman for the campaign says the trio will be joined by a fourth surviving member, Bill Kreutzmann, at the October 13, 2008 show in State College.
Other rockers expected to attend include members of the Allman Brothers Band. Tickets go on sale Friday September 19, 2008.
tickets available HERE

Awesome Dawson

Rosario Dawson and her incredible cleavage at the premiere of Eagle Eye. It's no secret that Rosario is rather well-endowed, but she doesn't show it off much. And then BAM!
more HERE

The Alluring Anatomy of Ellen Pompeo

'Grey's Anatomy' actress Ellen Pompeo is showing off her full “Anatomy” in the October 2008 issue of Allure, on newsstands September 23, 2008.
more HERE

Greta Garbo 1905 - 1990

When Color Blindness and Knitting Meet

The folks over at "why would you knit that?" have many many strange creations...you can visit them HERE

...Just Don't Call It Socialism

Well, the irony of the times is that our Republican administration has turned us into a socialist system, with the state now running our major financial and insurance institutions. So much for private enterprise.
-from a letter to the editors of the San Francisco Chronicle


President Bush broke a three-day silence on the spiraling crisis in financial markets this morning, saying in a brief statement that Americans can be confident in his administration.
Washington Post report HERE

McCain Suppresses Medical Records

LOS ANGELES -- Over 2,000 MDs and other degreed medical professionals have signed an open letter calling for a "full, public disclosure" of John McCain's medical records. Brave New Films will release the complete list of names to reporters this Thursday.
The text of the letter is viewable HERE

Sarah Palin's Questionable Ethics Revealed

Kudos to the folks at GAWKER, who have gotten their hands on some of Sarah Palin's personal emails. We strongly recommend that you read the whole gawker.com article HERE

Microsoft Dumps Jerry

Remember those awful Microsoft ads with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates? Well, now you can forget them. Microsoft flacks are desperately dialing reporters to spin them about "phase two" of the ad campaign — a phase, due to be announced tomorrow, which will drop the aging comic altogether.
more HERE

This Duck is Chicken

Chinese farmer Fu Haiwen has a strange duck: it has chicken feet and is afraid of the water!
Fu said he bought the duck in June but did not notice its unusual feet for ten days.
It was only after he noticed it acting differently to the rest of the ducks that he examined it closely and was surprised to see it did not have webbed feet.
"It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river," he explained.
blurb HERE

Classic Stains on DVD

Some movies just stumble towards cult, mythic status; Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains is one of those magnificent accidents. Besides in-fighting, the few previews shown to the public were unanimously panned, Paramount was at a loss as to how to market it, and the movie had never been available on DVD (or VHS, for that matter). This has just compounded its status as a "lost" film, with the few people who have seen it being evangelical in their gossip about this pseudo punk 'n' roll documentary. Now that it’s here, was it worth the wait? Does it hold up over time? You bet it does...
Los Angeles Times article HERE
DVD available HERE
IMDB HERE

Klum as Loren & Mansfield

Both of them are Heidi Klum...from GQ magazine circa 2002.
the original iconic photo is HERE

Origins : Jack Black

pre-Depression Economics

The bankruptcy of financial services giant Lehman Brothers and the 500-point drop in the stock market on September 15, 2008 have sent shock waves through the financial community. Law professor Michael Greenberger tells Terry Gross that government's decision to bail AIG out is a sign that the economy is "teetering on the brink."
NPR story and podcast HERE

Cream of Carrot Soup w/Special Sauce

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WTF...!!

Madonna Eats It

Madonna falls on her ass - Lisbon, Portugal 9.14.08

Human Breast Milk on the Menu

pump you up

A Swiss gastronomist has stirred a controversy in the tranquil Alpine republic after announcing that he will serve meals cooked with human breast milk.
story is HERE

Kelly Taylor's baby's daddy is...

Happy Birthday Elvira

Victoria's Secret Revealed

Monkee Man-Boobs

New Yorkers got more than they bargained for at a concert the other night – when one of the performers unveiled a pert pair of breasts belonging to MONKEES star DAVY JONES.
more HERE

Speed Racer Digital DVD SCREWS PUBLIC

The morons who ship this gem are screwing the buying public outta their hard earned cash.
You can get a DIGITAL version of the movie by purchasing it after you buy the standard version...or it is included with the Blu Ray version...are you with me so far...?
Question: What is the most popular way of viewing a DIGITAL version of a FILM on PLANET EARTH?
Answer: APPLE'S IPOD PRODUCT LINE.
Well, you'll discover, only after purchasing this product, in VERY VERY SMALL print INSIDE the packaging that it will NEVER be compatible with your IPOD!
Solution: BUY THE CHEAP VERSION and RIP the DVD...ASSHOLES...!

Meth in the Family

Ryan O'Neal and son, Redmond, were booked on suspicion of narcotics possession this morning.
Authorities said they were doing a probation search at the family's Malibu home when they found Redmond O'Neal in possession of methamphetamine and a vial of the drug was allegedly found in Ryan's bedroom. The father/son are being held on $10,000 bail.
more HERE

The Google Phone from T-Mobile

Search giant Google has shown off its new "Google phone" operating system ahead of the device's official launch in New York next Tuesday.
Google and T-Mobile are holding a joint press conference in New York next Tuesday, at which they are expected to confirm the launch of the HTC Dream and reveal further pricing information as well as details about the phone's final operating system.
more HERE

Eva Mendes Has A Lot To Be Proud Of

EVA MENDES has confessed to having sex in EVERY state in America.
Eva said: "I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger."
She says she had the best sex in Arizona and Colorado. "Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky... whatever it was, it was really, really good.”
And what about the worst? She said Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state."
blurb HERE

Ken Kesey 1935 - 2001

Larry 'Bubbles' Brown Makes History

Just in case you missed Larry's historic set on 'The Late Show with David Letterman'...


Bubs holds the record for span between appearances on the Letterman show...21 years!

McCain Monster Photo

Magazine photographer shoots McCain to look like monster...boasts she tricked candidate into horror pic...
more HERE

Wonder Woman Hates Sarah Palin

Here's the exchange between Victor Fiorillo and Linda Carter in an otherwise innocuous Q&A about her music career that appeared in Philadelphia Magazine:
Okay, last question. I'm sure you've seen all the comparisons in the media and among Republicans of Sarah Palin to Wonder Woman. How do you feel about that?
Don’t get me started. She’s the anti-Wonder Woman. She’s judgmental and dictatorial, telling people how they’ve got to live their lives. And a superior religious self-righteousness ... that’s just not what Wonder Woman is about. Hillary Clinton is a lot more like Wonder Woman than Mrs. Palin. She did it all, didn’t she?
No one has the right to dictate, particularly in this country, to force your own personal views upon the populace — religious views. I think that is suppressive, oppressive, and anti-American. We are the loyal opposition. That’s the whole point of this country: freedom of speech, personal rights, personal freedom. Nor would Wonder Woman be the person to tell people how to live their lives. Worry about your own life! Worry about your own family! Don't be telling me what I want to do with mine.
I like John McCain. But this woman — it's anathema to me what she stands for. I think America should be very afraid. Very afraid. Separation of church and state is the one thing the creators of the Constitution did agree on — that it wasn’t to be a religious government. People should feel free to speak their minds about religion but not dictate it or put it into law.
What I don’t understand, honestly, is how anyone can even begin to say they know the mind of God.
a lot more in the Los Angeles Times article HERE

enjoy this clip...

The Long and Short of it...

One is the smallest man in the world, the other is the woman with the longest legs and the instructions from the latter to the former when they met: 'Don't look up.'
At just 29.37in tall, He Ping Ping's little head barely reaches Svetlana Pankrtova's knees.
more HERE
...it looks as if she has just given birth...

...somewhere in Los Angeles, Patton Oswalt is staring at this photo and dreaming of what could be...

How The iTunes Genius Really Works

more at joyoftech.com

Happy Birthday Lauren Bacall

Kat DeLuna Butchers Our National Anthem

yeah, we didn't know who she was either...but we know she should probably read the lyrics to a song before she attempts to sing it...and we use the term 'attempts' loosely...
...bottom line? she sucks!