Thursday, July 31, 2008
Vern's Puny Putter
Rachel Bilson Lacks Style
Star Trek Experience Closing
story is HERE
official website HERE
Tits in a Wringer...sort of...
John Edwards Evades Reporters
story is HERE
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Big Brother 10 Update
2:00am bedroom Ollie and April having sex…
April: Cum on me
Ollie: You want me to?
Ollie: On you?
Then he handed her something so she could wipe off...then climbed back in bed.
watch video HERE
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Commie Olympic Opening Ceremony Leaked
As background, the opening ceremonies for the Games have been a huge secret, almost equivalent to military classified information. Leakers have been threatened with seven-year jail terms. China’s most famous filmmaker, Zhang Yimou, put together the three and a half hour show.
An excerpt from the Sydney Morning Herald :
It begins with a countdown and thunderous drums. A giant traditional scroll painting unfurls, revealing a lone rhythmic gymnast.
Other highlights include the projection of larger-than-life whales on a giant screen that appears to run around the entire interior lip of the stadium roof, and dozens of airborne acrobats.
There is also spectacular use of gymnastics in which hundreds of performers synchronize to create moving tableaux. In one scene, thousands of white cubes with people underneath move up and down in waves that suggest the explosive growth of high-rise cities in China.
See it HERE...assuming China hasn't 'persuaded' LIVELEAK to censor video, like they did the cowards at GOOGLE /YOUTUBE...
Whoopi’s Whopping 50 Sexual Partners
7 Must-Eat Pizzas in New York City
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Of Many Colors
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Lindsay's friend wears a naughty shirt
Billy Joel On Tour
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Crack Found in Crack
Extreme Makeover Home in Foreclosure
Three years later, the reality TV show's most ambitious project at the time has become the latest victim of the foreclosure crisis.
story is HERE
Reuters report HERE
Scoop Poop with Style
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tastes just like...
Ramsay said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"
According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints.
...the drink is called Pussy...but it probably tastes like ass...
McCain - 1st to go Negative
By launching a series of TV ads that ridicule Senator Barack Obama and question his readiness to be president, Senator John McCain has made a strategic decision to go directly negative much earlier than usual in the presidential race.
Boston Globe article is HERE
...it smells like Karl Rove...
A Brother From Another Mother
“It’s too early to say if he looks like David,” says Yohane, who wants the two brothers to meet.
“I’m confident they will,” he reveals. “It’s my duty as their father to make sure they know about each other and respect and help each other.”
Yohane hasn’t named his new son yet...but talk about milking it!
SAD MOMENTS IN KFC HISTORY
Happy Birthday Hilary
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She's there for the Penis...
the question is...who did they think of when they fucked her?
Cheech and Chong Reunion Tour
Thirty years after firing up the stoner comedy genre with their first feature, “Up in Smoke,” the duo are reuniting for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years.
If the box office success of the “Harold and Kumar” flicks and the anticipation for Judd Apatow’s pot-fueled romp “Pineapple Express” are any indication, pop culture would welcome a fresh dose of Cheech and Chong. And given the strong biz that top comedy tours are harvesting these days, the box office potential for such a legendary team is no pipe dream.
Plans for the Live Nation-promoted comedy tour, dubbed “Hey, What’s That Smell?,” will be unveiled Wednesday at a news conference at West Hollywood's Troubadour, where Cheech and Chong’s druggie buddy act first gained traction in the early 1970s.
From 1972-85, the pair released ten comedy albums and nine features, all of which were helmed by Chong.
Since they parted ways in the 1980s, Marin has carved out a niche as a character actor and has become a prominent Latino arts advocate. Chong’s career has been choppier, hitting a low ebb in 2003 when he was arrested and subsequently served a nine-month prison stint after pleading guilty to a charge of conspiracy to distribute drug paraphernalia through his Nice Dreams branded water-pipe business.
Martin's jetpack, equipped with a 200-horsepower twin rotor, provides 600 pounds of thrust. For safety, it includes a ballistic parachute. He admits the device will likely give "somebody a very bad experience" at some point, but he said it's still the "safest jetpack ever built."
BBC article HERE
Today Show video HERE
Ice, Ice Baby
The sheet broke away last week from the Ward Hunt Ice Shelf off the north coast of Ellesmere Island in Canada's far north.
The sheet is the biggest piece shed by one of Canada's six ice shelves since the Ayles shelf broke loose in 2005 from the coast of Ellesmere, about 500 miles from the North Pole.
AP report HERE
Tom Waits In Concert
For his Atlanta stop, recorded at the city's historic Fox Theater on July 5, Waits delivered a stunning and epic two-and-a-half-hour performance, including songs he says he's never attempted outside of the studio before.
Listen to the NPR podcast of the show HERE
What do the Spanish do when they are not bull-fighting? They wrestle wild horses. The Rapa das bestas is an ancient festival in Galicia, Spain.
Bumps on the Road to Fame
So, the question is...will Ali's 'enhancement' help her burgeoning career?
HERE is a list of celebs whose breasts have affected their careers.
The Next Google?
Meet the Dingleberrys
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Big Brother's Jessie is Gay
A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is in the closet. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."
Jerry's got a Gun
According to Entertainment Tonight, Jerry said he didn't realize he had a gun in there. For that matter Jerry didn't realize he was even in the airport... He told security that family members had used his bag. When all else fails, blame Dean Martin. Jerry was only cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.
You and I, of course, would've had the shit beat out of us by TSA and been tazered by the Las Vegas PD before being turned over to the FBI for more caning...
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Love stakes a Claim
"We all agree that 'KOOKOO BANANAS' the phrase is mine? I'm flattered other people are using it. I just wanted to establish that it's mine."
next, she'll be contacting Bartlett's...
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From Political Short Bus to 'Dancings' Short List
Daddy never loved you...
According to the charges, the patient said Folsom told her that he was doing her a favor by engaging in sex with her and that she gradually became emotionally dependent on him. She also said she was led to believe it would be difficult for her to find someone to marry if she did not engage in sex acts with Folsom.
The patient began seeing Folsom two to three times a week...the good doc stopped charging her.
the story is HERE
...c'mon...this guy must be hung like a horse...seems playing coy has it's benefits...
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