The Pussy Cat Song

Vern's Puny Putter

Verne Troyer took part in a charity golf tournament. Troyer, aka Mini Me played with small golf clubs...KFed was there too...
more HERE

Rachel Bilson Lacks Style

Rachel Bilson shows off her inexplicable bad taste by wearing hideous open toe ankle boots by Martin Margiela...her toes are cute, but those shoes make a mediocre looking girl much less attractive...
more HERE

Star Trek Experience Closing

The Las Vegas Hilton's Star Trek Experience is closing on September 1, 2008 to make way for a theater. That theater will house a yet to be announced Michael Jackson show. The Hilton holds the deed to MJ's Neverland Ranch.
story is HERE
official website HERE

Tits in a Wringer...sort of...

Three white tiger cubs born last Sunday at the Safari Zoological Park in Caney, Kansas were rejected by their mother. Now they're nursing with the help of a golden retriever who recently became a first time mother but was eager to pitch in.
video is HERE

Racist Humor?

Olympic Blockade

The Chinese government confirmed Wednesday what journalists arriving at the lavishly outfitted media center in Beijing had suspected: Contrary to previous assurances by Olympic and government officials, the Internet would be censored during the upcoming games.
story is HERE

GhetToes

John Edwards Evades Reporters

About a dozen reporters and photojournalists attended a speech Edwards gave to an AARP Foundation symposium on poverty and aging in Washington. Afterward, he avoided most of the waiting reporters, at least some of whom wanted to question him about recent reports in the National Enquirer that alleged an inappropriate relationship with a former campaign videographer.
story is HERE

Big Brother 10 Update

Did anyone see the video of Ollie and April having sex on BB 10? Here's an excerpt:

2:00am bedroom Ollie and April having sex…
April: Cum on me
Ollie: You want me to?
April: Yeah
Ollie: On you?
April: Yeah
Then he handed her something so she could wipe off...then climbed back in bed.
watch video HERE

Christina Aguilera Meets Dee Snyder

more HERE

Commie Olympic Opening Ceremony Leaked

Much to the dismay of China, a Korean journalist snuck into the Bird’s Nest stadium Monday night and filmed a rehearsal of the August 8, 2008 opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympic Games.
As background, the opening ceremonies for the Games have been a huge secret, almost equivalent to military classified information. Leakers have been threatened with seven-year jail terms. China’s most famous filmmaker, Zhang Yimou, put together the three and a half hour show.
An excerpt from the Sydney Morning Herald :
It begins with a countdown and thunderous drums. A giant traditional scroll painting unfurls, revealing a lone rhythmic gymnast.
Other highlights include the projection of larger-than-life whales on a giant screen that appears to run around the entire interior lip of the stadium roof, and dozens of airborne acrobats.
There is also spectacular use of gymnastics in which hundreds of performers synchronize to create moving tableaux. In one scene, thousands of white cubes with people underneath move up and down in waves that suggest the explosive growth of high-rise cities in China.

See it HERE...assuming China hasn't 'persuaded' LIVELEAK to censor video, like they did the cowards at GOOGLE /YOUTUBE...

Whoopi’s Whopping 50 Sexual Partners

During a discussion on The View, Barbara Walters teased her interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. She pointed out that Bruni "had over 30 lovers." Sherri Shepherd, who admittedly has gotten around, asked in shock, "She told her husband she had 30 lovers!?" On the other side of the table, however, Whoopi Goldberg was less surprised. She flashed the number of lovers she has had in her life — a feat that required using both of her hands and her feet. Turns out she's had "about 50." "You should do an album!" Walters said, in awe — in reference to Bruni's own song lyrics about her lovers.
more HERE

7 Must-Eat Pizzas in New York City

Check them out HERE

Exactly how...? ...Oh, nevermind...

'America's Got Talent' Rejects

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Of Many Colors

Lindsay's friend wears a naughty shirt

People complain about Sam’s shirt, but all she’s doing is wearing a shirt promoting the band The Virgins…
more HERE

Make your own Superhero

Make yours HERE

Prom Day in the Hood # 1

Billy Joel On Tour

Crack Found in Crack

Seems we missed this story back in February 2008...but (no pun intended) it's still funny...
original report HERE

Extreme Makeover Home in Foreclosure

LAKE CITY, Georgia — More than 1,800 people showed up to help ABC's "Extreme Makeover" team demolish a family's decrepit home and replace it with a sparkling, four-bedroom mini-mansion in 2005.
Three years later, the reality TV show's most ambitious project at the time has become the latest victim of the foreclosure crisis.
story is HERE

Contemptuous Karl

The House Judiciary Committee voted this morning to hold Karl Rove in contempt of congress. Big deal. The entire Bush administration has held congress in contempt for the past seven years. And there is no intent on the part of the House to actually, you know, enforce the citation.
Reuters report HERE
more HERE

The Ganja Gamble

Scoop Poop with Style

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Tastes just like...

Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.
Ramsay said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"
According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints.

...the drink is called Pussy...but it probably tastes like ass...

McCain - 1st to go Negative

By launching a series of TV ads that ridicule Senator Barack Obama and question his readiness to be president, Senator John McCain has made a strategic decision to go directly negative much earlier than usual in the presidential race.
Boston Globe article is HERE

...it smells like Karl Rove...

A Brother From Another Mother

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie’s 2-year-old adopted son, David, became a big brother when his birth father, Yohane Banda, and his wife, Flora, welcomed a new son on July 20.
“It’s too early to say if he looks like David,” says Yohane, who wants the two brothers to meet.
“I’m confident they will,” he reveals. “It’s my duty as their father to make sure they know about each other and respect and help each other.”

Yohane hasn’t named his new son yet...but talk about milking it!
more HERE

Vibrating Mascara?

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SAD MOMENTS IN KFC HISTORY

It's Cheesus!

watch the video HERE

Happy Birthday Hilary

Keitel

Interview Nerd

Listen to the Rainn Wilson interview with NPR's Terry Gross HERE

She's there for the Penis...

Alanis Morissette recovered from her split with former fiance Ryan Reynolds (who dumped Morissette and is now engaged to Scarlett Johansson) last year by going on “lots of dates” and having “lots of sex”.
more HERE

the question is...who did they think of when they fucked her?

Cheech and Chong Reunion Tour

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are seizing the moment.
Thirty years after firing up the stoner comedy genre with their first feature, “Up in Smoke,” the duo are reuniting for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years.
If the box office success of the “Harold and Kumar” flicks and the anticipation for Judd Apatow’s pot-fueled romp “Pineapple Express” are any indication, pop culture would welcome a fresh dose of Cheech and Chong. And given the strong biz that top comedy tours are harvesting these days, the box office potential for such a legendary team is no pipe dream.
Plans for the Live Nation-promoted comedy tour, dubbed “Hey, What’s That Smell?,” will be unveiled Wednesday at a news conference at West Hollywood's Troubadour, where Cheech and Chong’s druggie buddy act first gained traction in the early 1970s.
From 1972-85, the pair released ten comedy albums and nine features, all of which were helmed by Chong.
Since they parted ways in the 1980s, Marin has carved out a niche as a character actor and has become a prominent Latino arts advocate. Chong’s career has been choppier, hitting a low ebb in 2003 when he was arrested and subsequently served a nine-month prison stint after pleading guilty to a charge of conspiracy to distribute drug paraphernalia through his Nice Dreams branded water-pipe business.
more HERE

Jet Packer

48-year-old New Zealander Glenn Martin spent 27 years developing the first "practical jetpack". He plans to start mass producing his device and selling it for $100,000 a pop.
Martin's jetpack, equipped with a 200-horsepower twin rotor, provides 600 pounds of thrust. For safety, it includes a ballistic parachute. He admits the device will likely give "somebody a very bad experience" at some point, but he said it's still the "safest jetpack ever built."
BBC article HERE
Today Show video HERE

Ice, Ice Baby

A chunk of ice spreading across seven square miles has broken off a Canadian ice shelf in the Arctic, scientists said Tuesday.
The sheet broke away last week from the Ward Hunt Ice Shelf off the north coast of Ellesmere Island in Canada's far north.
The sheet is the biggest piece shed by one of Canada's six ice shelves since the Ayles shelf broke loose in 2005 from the coast of Ellesmere, about 500 miles from the North Pole.
AP report HERE
more HERE

Tom Waits In Concert

Tom Waits has dubbed his summer 2008 tour "Glitter and Doom" with stops in Phoenix, El Paso, Houston, Dallas, Tulsa, St. Louis, Columbus, Knoxville, Jacksonville, Mobile, Birmingham and Atlanta.
For his Atlanta stop, recorded at the city's historic Fox Theater on July 5, Waits delivered a stunning and epic two-and-a-half-hour performance, including songs he says he's never attempted outside of the studio before.
Listen to the NPR podcast of the show HERE

Wedding Daze

The Michigan wedding of newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.
the story is HERE
video report HERE

...how apropos...tasered as metaphor for marriage itself...

Horse Wrestling?

You can lead a horse to water...but you'd better be strong and determined if you're gonna drown the damn thing!
--Bob Rubin

What do the Spanish do when they are not bull-fighting? They wrestle wild horses. The Rapa das bestas is an ancient festival in Galicia, Spain.
more HERE

Bumps on the Road to Fame

Something has changed about Lindsay's little sister, the Living Lohan star, Ali Lohan...no, it's not the scowl, that seems to be constant...look a little lower...that's it!
So, the question is...will Ali's 'enhancement' help her burgeoning career?
HERE is a list of celebs whose breasts have affected their careers.

The Next Google?

Cuil Inc (pronounced "cool") is offering a new search service at www.cuil.com that the company claims can index, faster and more cheaply, a far larger portion of the Web than Google, which boasts the largest online index.
Reuters report HERE

...they've got a lot of work to do...

Look!

If the model is the exhibitionist, then I am the voyeur--Richard Kern.

Richard Kern's new book, Looker is a voyeuristic collection of photographs where the viewer finds him/herself spying on unknowing scantily clad women...like...a stalkers photo album...
available HERE

White Keys Bond

Alicia Keys and Jack White have been confirmed to do the theme for the next James Bond film Quantum of Solace. They will record 'Another Way to Die', which is the first ever duet in Bond theme history. White has also written the track, produced it and played drums on it too.
more HERE

Let Your Finger do the Talkin'

Meet the Dingleberrys

The Dingleberrys - a rockin' Bunny, Chicken and Gorilla, live under the Hollywood 101 freeway in a self-storage unit.
so much to know...go HERE

Big Brother's Jessie is Gay

Jessie Godderz from TV's Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident asshole of the house.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is in the closet. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."

Jerry's got a Gun

82-year-old comic legend Jerry Lewis was making his way through security at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport when an unloaded gun was discovered in his carry-on.

LAAAAADY...

According to Entertainment Tonight, Jerry said he didn't realize he had a gun in there. For that matter Jerry didn't realize he was even in the airport... He told security that family members had used his bag. When all else fails, blame Dean Martin. Jerry was only cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.

You and I, of course, would've had the shit beat out of us by TSA and been tazered by the Las Vegas PD before being turned over to the FBI for more caning...

Love stakes a Claim

Courtney Love, who is in danger of becoming a female version of that crazed egomaniacal former president of Turkmenistan who renamed all the months after himself and his family members, said:
"We all agree that 'KOOKOO BANANAS' the phrase is mine? I'm flattered other people are using it. I just wanted to establish that it's mine."
more HERE

next, she'll be contacting Bartlett's...

Johnny Depp is #1?

...so many ways to 'flip the bird'...see HERE

From Political Short Bus to 'Dancings' Short List

Gossip news site gossipsauce.com reported that former vice president Dan Quayle is being aggressively courted by ABC to compete on the next edition of "Dancing With the Stars."
more HERE

...will he be forced to do the 'mashed potato(e)'?

The KKK and Barack Obama

Daddy never loved you...

A New Brighton, Minnesota psychiatrist, Thomas Folsom, 53, admitted to having sex with a female patient and calling it therapy.
According to the charges, the patient said Folsom told her that he was doing her a favor by engaging in sex with her and that she gradually became emotionally dependent on him. She also said she was led to believe it would be difficult for her to find someone to marry if she did not engage in sex acts with Folsom.
The patient began seeing Folsom two to three times a week...the good doc stopped charging her.
the story is HERE

...c'mon...this guy must be hung like a horse...seems playing coy has it's benefits...

Brooke Knows

So Long, Bennigan's!

Well, those shitty buffalo wings are gone, Bennigan's parent company filed for bankruptcy, which means all company-owned locations are being liquidated and will never open again as of today. Independently-owned Bennigan's might stay open, but it's not known for how long.
Chicago Tribune report HERE

Bush Kills Again

President Bush could have commuted the death sentence of Ronald A. Gray, a former Army cook convicted of multiple rapes and murders. But Bush decided Monday that Gray's crimes were so repugnant that execution was the only just punishment.
Bush's decision marked the first time in 51 years that a president has affirmed a death sentence for a member of the U.S. military. It was the first time in 46 years that such a decision has even been weighed in the Oval Office.
Gray, 42, was convicted in connection with a spree of four murders and eight rapes in the Fayetteville, N.C., area between April 1986 and January 1987 while he was stationed at Fort Bragg. He has been on death row at the U.S. Disciplinary Barracks at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., since April 1988.
AP report HERE

...sounds like this creep deserves death...what can we say...Bush is an easy target...we're pretty sure he didn't agonize over his decision...once you taste blood...well, it's a tough habit to break...

Miley Cyrus is at it again...

Whoopi Goldberg Likes Kissing Girls

Did Jenna Jameson Explode?

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In what is sure to be the biggest Blu-ray of the year (sorry, 'Dark Knight'), Sony Pictures has confirmed a late-October bow for the horror-comedy 'Zombie Strippers.'

more HERE

San Francisco Shocker

The general public will soon come to realize what we already know...progressive San Francisco isn't so progressive and/or open-minded...Guess they need to draw the line somewhere.

Police in San Francisco have arrested the somewhat well known New York Naked Cowboy. Yes, that weirdo who sings on the streets of Manhattan with nothing but cowboy hat and boots, a guitar and tidy whiteys.

You'd think San Francisco would be the perfect choice for this type of performance art! ...we use that term rather loosely...
Unfortunately for the 'cowboy', Robert Burck, he was arrested outside near Union Square for performing his act in a restricted area. The officers say he violated the rules posted in Union Square against soliciting. Burck and the cop argued before he was finally arrested and cited for "violating a posted sign" and will need to go to court.

As for the cops, Burck says, "It was nonstop. They're laughing hysterically because there's this guy in his underwear. Then they were like, 'Oh, that's the Naked Cowboy.' "
Oh, well. He should have read the signs...presuming that he can read...
New York Post report HERE

We're sure the boys in the Castro would have welcomed him with open arms!

NBC replaces Tim...

NBC News announced Monday that Mark Whitaker (above) will replace the late Tim Russert as the Peacock network's Washington bureau chief.
Whitaker is a former Newsweek editor who joined the news division as its No. 2 executive last year.
"Mark's got all of the components that will assure his success — a commitment to journalistic integrity, political savvy, a keen eye for the future, and a management style that is inclusive and fair," NBC News President Steve Capus said in a statement. "He is exactly what the bureau needs."
A Meet the Press replacement anchor is yet to be named. As previously reported, the legendary Tom Brokow is filling in ’til the end of election season.

Pregnant Prostitute Ring Busted

Kansas City, Missouri - Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.
One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old.
story is HERE

Brooke Speaks, nobody cares...

Brooke Hogan is upset that people don't think she went to visit her brother in jail this past weekend to celebrate his 18th birthday.
So, she has taken to her blog to set the record straight!
Says the failed singer:

"Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family."

BRILLIANT!

THE PUNCHLINE

"We would like to visit these aliens, but gas is so darn expensive."
-- From David Letterman's Top 10 NASA Excuses.

Of course she DID...

Page Six claims Madonna knew all about her brother's scandalous tell-all and even helped him write some of it. A source said, "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."
The tell-all is all part of Madonna's publicity blitz to promote her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. Another source said that she is using the A-Rod scandal to her advantage and will wear a Yankee jersey in the finale of her show. The source said, "All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well."

Chris Crocker is Leaving?

Wedding Cake Rental?

No, really...check it out HERE

More Twins

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins. Having one baby just isn't good enough...the real CASH in 'first photos' comes in 2's. A spokesperson confirmed to UsWeekly that Becky is knocked up with twins.
These two have been married for about a year. Last month, Jerry said they were trying to have kids, "It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen."
Chances are they will have the dogs euthanized when the kids arrive...

Miley Cyrus says NO to Condoms...

LifeStyles Condoms has offered 15-year-old Miley Cyrus $1 million to be the new "face" of their product. They think that Miley, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.
The VP of marketing for LifeStyles said, "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set. ve that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
In addition to the $1 million, LifeStyles also offered her a lifetime supply of condoms. A spokesperson for Miley said they aren't interested and it's never going to happen.
more HERE

Kelsey Grammer in Hospital

Kelsey Grammer (above right), is in the hospital!
He fainted in NYC over the weekend while promoting "Swing Vote." His rep told UsWeekly, “Kelsey felt faint last night so he went to the hospital to have things checked out. They are altering his medications." His rep said he will be out of the hospital tomorrow. Last month, Kelsey had a minor heart attack in Hawaii.

Looking up Kelsey brings up interesting facts...
His father was murdered, his sister was murdered and his twin half-brothers were killed by a shark! Also, his second wife tried to kill herself while she was pregnant. She lost their child.

To top it all off, his wife, Camille Donatacci (above left) has a form of IBS. That's why she used a surrogate to give birth to both of their kids. hummmm...

Wasted Spacey

Few things are more embarrassing than going out, partying hard and ending up wasted and drunk-dialing some ex whose number you really should have taken out of your phone weeks ago.
more drunk celebrities HERE

Winehouse rushed to Hospital Update

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the emergency room of a London Hospital tonight. Paramedics were called to her home in Camden around 8pm. Shortly after they arrived, they wheeled her into an ambulance. Apparently, she was breathing with the help of an oxygen tank. Her rep confirms that she's been admitted to the hospital.
UPDATE: Her rep has issued this statement, "Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to the hospital. Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow."
video HERE

Yeah, it's probably a BAD IDEA to mix crack with prescription medication and booze. I'm not a doctor, but I have been sick many times...it's just a hunch... please don't take my word for it...

Trish does it AGAIN...

Seacrest Shark Attack

Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark this past weekend. Or was it some other BOTTOM FEEDER...?
Thankfully, the accident was nothing too serious.
Apparently, the American Idol host was at a nearby beach in the L.A. area when he was bit by a baby shark on his foot. The sea creature even left a little tooth behind as a souvenir.
more HERE

A Piece of Oliver Stone's "W"

Monkey Do...

Singer Amy Winehouse has been taken by ambulance to hospital in London
go HERE

Keira Knightley Remains Flat-Chested

Keira Knightley, the 23-year-old actress - who plays Georgiana, the Duchess of Devonshire, in period drama 'The Duchess' - is "proud" of her modest assets and didn't want them changed in any promotional shots. She has banned the studio from digitally enhancing her boobs.
Keira’s chest was famously enhanced in posters for her 2004 film King Arthur (above) and the actress said she “didn’t give a sh*t” about it - but apparently now she does.
more HERE

Chuck & Dee Update

Remember Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court last week after Denise accused Charlie of something WEIRD. Denise presented a video to the court of her daughters, Sam and Lola, acting "strangely".
Basically, Denise was trying to say that she thinks Charlie molested their daughters. Charlie and his lawyers immediately denied that and showed video of the girls acting normal around him.
A source told Page Six that Denise only dragged Charlie into court because her reality show is tanking and she's desperate to come up with exciting show ideas, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous." She's accusing Charlie of things in order to save her reality show?

Charlie is planning to sue her for defamation and fight her for full custody of the girls.

Super Family expands AGAIN...

The Duggar family has announced on their website that they are expecting yet another child. This will be their 18th!

That poor woman's body, it must look like the Holland Tunnel...

The Chosen One

Angelina and Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins were hatched, Brangelina spent the week at Bono's place in the South of France. That's where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted.
A source told The Mirror, "They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they've become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono's humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."

California Sans Trans...Lard Have Mercy!

California has now become the first state in the U.S. to entirely ban food retailers and restaurants from using trans-fat.

Some cities, like New York City and Philadelphia have already banned trans fats. Cuz it's bad for you...
Trans-fats are partially hydrogenated vegetable oils that are used to extend the shelf life of products and can turn oily foods into semi-solid foods. They're used for frying and usually put into cakes, pastries, hot chocolate drink mixes, processed foods, margarines, and some fast foods.
They've been linked to coronary heart disease, can raise levels of bad cholesterol, have no nutritional benefit, and even a small reduction in consumption can cut heart disease.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said the legislation will represent a "strong step toward creating a healthier future." The new legislation will take effect in 2010. Schwarzenegger will ban the use of trans-fats in oil, shortening and margarine used in spreads or for frying. Those found of violating the new law will be fined between $25 and $1,000.
According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, Americans eat on average about 4.7lbs of trans-fats each year. A 2006 review by the New England Journal of Medicine concluded that by eliminating artificial trans-fats from your food supply could prevent between 6 and 19% of heart attacks and related deaths each year.
AP report HERE

Traci Bingham And Her Classy Hooters

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90210 Alumna Naked

Yes, it's Janet (AKA Lindsay Price), in Esquire.

...that plant is very phallic...

Happy Birthday Sally

Sally Struthers as Fran Clinton in Sam Peckinpah's 1972 classic 'The Getaway'...yeah, hard to believe isn't it?
DVD available HERE

The Weekend Box Office

The weekend box office looked like this:

1. The Dark Knight - $75.6 million
2. Step Brothers - $30 million
3. Mamma Mia! - $17.8
4. The X-Files 2 - $10.2 million
5. Journey to the Center of the Earth - $9.4 million
more HERE

Happy Birthday Elizabeth Berkley

The British know how to party...

Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane, hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka and trying to open a cabin door mid-flight!
Where was Prince Harry?
The plane was flying between Greece and the north England city of Manchester. The pilot made an unscheduled stop in Germany to get things under control in the passenger cabin.
The identities of the women, aged 26 and 27, were not released, but police said the 26-year-old may be charged with attempted assault and interfering with air traffic. The crazy ensued after a flight attendant denied the women alcohol because they were visibly intoxicated, police said.
The 26-year-old took a swipe at a cabin attendant with a bottle of vodka (that she apparently had in her carry-on), then attempted to open a cabin door.
the story is HERE

Wonder if the party-hardy British babes were part of this special British ambassador program to Greece.
The Queen must be so proud.

Cow has new idea...

Rosie O'Donnell is said to have a potential new show in the works with NBC.
According to reports, NBC honchos like Rosie's idea for a new show, one that she's had for a long time. They hope to have the show on the air by 2009 with a similar feel to The Ed Sullivan Show.
Supposedly Rosie would like to do it live and host skits and different acts - comedy, music, etc. from a Broadway theater type of setting.
...Then eat her girlfriend out live during sweeps weeks...

Happy 40th : Big Mac

The Big Mac was first introduced in 1967 by Jim Delligatti, a McDonald's franchise owner in Uniontown, Pennsylvania. A year later, it became a staple of McDonald's menus nationwide.
To celebrate the burger's anniversary, Delligatti, 89, and his family opened a Big Mac Museum Restaurant this week in North Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, full of memorabilia, celebratory exhibits and "the world's largest Big Mac statue."
USA Today article HERE

Solution for Stress Relief

More Bank Failures

PHOENIX, Arizona — Customers of two banks closed by federal regulators were assured that every penny of their money was protected, preventing lines of angry account holders from forming Saturday. The calm response was a stark contrast to the hundreds of angry customers who waited for hours earlier this month in Southern California to demand their money after IndyMac Bank's assets were seized.
The 28 branches of the 1st National Bank of Nevada and First Heritage Bank N.A. — owned by Scottsdale, Arizona-based First National Bank Holding Co. — were closed Friday by the FDIC. First National Bank of Nevada also operates as First National Bank of Arizona.
Mutual of Omaha Bank bought all the two banks' deposits, even those over the amount protected by FDIC insurance limits. IndyMac customers had to take a loss on whatever amount they had in the bank over the insurance limits.
AP report HERE

Olympic Sex Testing

Santhi Soundarajan, the Indian runner whose silver medal was stripped due to her failing a gender test. click the pic for story

Beijing Olympics organizers have set up a gender determination lab to test female athletes suspected to be males, China’s state media reported Sunday.
Gender verification tests emerged in the 1960s when Communist countries in Eastern Europe were thought to be using male athletes in women’s competitions. The tests were used at the Olympics for the first time at the 1968 Mexico City Games.
New York Times report HERE

McCain = Nixon

In true Nixonian fashion, McCain ramps up the politics of resentment:
In his weekly radio address, McCain said, "this week the presidential contest was a long-distance affair, with my opponent touring various continents and arriving yesterday in Paris. With all the breathless coverage from abroad, and with Senator Obama now addressing his speeches to 'the people of the world,' I'm starting to feel a little left out. Maybe you are too."
This is classic Orthogonian rhetoric (those of you who've read Nixonland will know what that means.) And it works on many levels.
more HERE

Dead Symphony No. 6

On Friday, Aug. 1, 2008 the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra will feature the music of — or, at any rate, the music derived from — the Grateful Dead. On what would have been Jerry Garcia's 66th birthday, the BSO will perform an orchestral tribute by composer Lee Johnson. With each movement based on a Grateful Dead song, the work is titled Dead Symphony No. 6.
NPR story and podcast HERE
official website HERE

Girls of Greenland

Local girls in Kangermusset, Greenland.

In certain villages in northern Greenland something is completely out of whack—only girls are being born. These reports from villages near the U.S. Air Force base in Thule are now being explored by scientists. But studies conducted a few years ago now coming to light show that in other Arctic regions, the sex ratios of babies are also out of kilter.
'Living On Earth' transcript & podcast HERE

Iowans Attempt to Arrest Rove

Appearing in Des Moines for a fundraiser, former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove faced the prospect of a citizen's arrest for a second time this year.
The arrest complaint accused Rove of election fraud and conspiracy to commit offense or to defraud the United States in the time before the Iraq war as well as treason, sedition and subversive activities for fraudulent acts leading to the deaths of 300,000 Iraqi civilians and 4,000 U.S. Military personnel.
the story is HERE

Danny Aiello Sings

Vadge on the Verge

Madge is reportedly on the verge of a breakdown due to her intense tour training. She's also reportedly suffering from anemia and a knee injury.
She has a lot on her mind with rumors of troubles in her marriage, an affair with Alex Rodriguez, and her brother writing a tell-all book and pitching a reality show. Sometimes when it rains it pours. At least the rumors about her marriage are by all accounts untrue. In fact, the couple may be renewing their vows.
more HERE and HERE

Happy Birthday Maureen McGovern

Barack-UH-bama

Apple’s Culture of Secrecy

New York Times editorial HERE

Warm Kittens

Droves of cats and kittens are swarming into animal shelters nationwide, and global warming is to blame...
Each spring, the onset of warm weather and longer days drives female cats into heat, resulting in a few months of booming kitten populations known as "kitten season." Kitten season generally starts in March or April, as the days get warmer and longer, and the flood of kittens continues throughout the spring and early summer.
Kitten season is starting to begin earlier and last longer.
more HERE

R.I.P.: Dr. Randy Pausch

Hooters Highway Honeys

Police in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia have told employees of a Hooters restaurant not to practice calisthenics outside because their bouncing bodies have been deemed a major distraction for nearby drivers. The Hooters restaurant chain is famed for its young waitresses in low-cut tops and short shorts...
story is HERE

PRINCE William is to be given an apprenticeship

Read it HERE.

Leno Incognito

"Tonight Show" host Jay Leno (above center) showed up at Thank God We're Still Working Summer TV Press Tour 2008 disguised as a reporter.
more HERE

Sir Mick Jagger : Rock 'n Roll's Alive at 65

Happy Birthday Sir Mick...


more HERE
official website HERE

Lick-A-Cop

Nine-O-Two-One-Oh!

The CW network is getting ready to launch its marketing campaign for ‘90210,’ which will feature this billboard, along with similarly themed print ads. The graphics may provide the most graphic look at the cast that the world has gotten so far.
more HERE

Painful Golden Memories

Estelle Getty's son, Carl tried to explain why the living Golden Girls skipped out on his mother's funeral.
Carl said, "They would certainly have been welcome. I don't know why they wouldn't be attending mom's funeral. Maybe it's a painful thing…As for the rest of them you're going to have to ask them how they felt about it and why they did or didn't come."
Bea "Dorothy" Arthur, said she's been grieving for years over Getty's long decline due to dementia, and could not deal with the emotion of a funeral: "She's been out of it so many years, not recognizing anyone. It's a Godsend. She's at peace."
Rue "Blanche" McClanahan, said that she couldn't attend the funeral because she recently had surgery: "I'd like them to know that I didn't [attend the funeral] because I can't fly right now with knee surgery. I don't know why Betty and Bea didn't go, maybe because they, too, have said their goodbyes to her when she was alive." Betty White sent a bouquet of flowers with a card that read, "Love, Betty White." In quotes she added the name of her character on the show, "Rose."
story HERE

There ya have it...

Fleetwood Mac to Tour in 2009

Fleetwood Mac is gearing up for a tour in early 2009 that will likely be followed by a new band album.
Contrary to previous reports, however, the Fleetwood Mac tour will not include Sheryl Crow.
Billboard report HERE

Yo Momma is so...

• Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
• Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
• Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
• Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her
• Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
• Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
• Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
• Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
• Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
• Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
• Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
• Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
• Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
• Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
• Yo momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
• Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
• Yo momma's so fat, when she farts the whole planet came out.
• Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
• Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
• Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

...so many sites dedicated to 'Yo Momma' ...look HERE

Overly Sext

watch video HERE

Utah Mustard Assault

22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun (above left) was stopped at a red light in Salt Lake, Utah, when a car pulled up beside him. The passenger in the other car asked him to roll down his window. When Vitaly rolled down his window, the passenger asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
That's when Vitaly reached in his glove compartment, pulled out a gun, cocked it, aimed it at the other car and said, "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your fucking windows up."
When Vitaly drove off, the passenger in the other car got his license plate information and called the cops. Vitaly was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.
the story is HERE

Hey, Homeland security? ...yeah, ...you sleeping at the airport, do something... like... PULL HIS GREEN CARD...!

Britney Spears' VMA Nomination

Despite last year's disaster at the MTV Video Music Awards the pop star has been nominated in online voting for best female video at the 2008 VMAs. more HERE

Angelina Jolie told to fatten up

Producers of the sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" have told Angelina Jolie to fatten up.
They have asked her to gain 28 pounds, saying, "Ideally they want Angelina to put on 28 pounds for the role. It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don't want a reprise of what happened with 'Wanted,' where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in."
more HERE

It's NOT Looking Good for John Edwards

The National Enquirer claims to have ambushed former presidential candidate John Edwards in the Beverly Hilton the other night, where he was allegedly rendezvousing with his alleged mistress and their alleged love child. Allegedallegedallegedallegedalleged!
Still, the Enquirer, as sleazy as its tactics strike many people, has a better reputation on stories like this than you might think.
Today, the Los Angeles Times ordered its bloggers not to talk about the story.
more HERE and HERE.

Related news:
Guard Confirms Late-Night Hotel Encounter Between Ex-Sen. John Edwards, Tabloid Reporters
SCRATCH John Edwards off the list of potential vice-presidential candidates.

Yet Another Tricia Walsh-Smith Video

Brigitte Nielsen is spinning in her...nevermind

Posters of Rose McGowan posing as Red Sonja in the Robert Rodriguez directed re-make of the 1985 cult classic film were released at the 2008 San Diego Comic Con.
more HERE

Miley Miley Miley

Guess the Celebrity Ass

click the pic

Porn Star Moments : Chasey Lain

Larry 'Bubbles' Brown on Letterman TONIGHT!

Our pal Larry will be on David Letterman tonight setting a record for the most time between appearances on the program, a stunning 20 years. Set your TIVO/DVR this will be a classic for sure.
For more on Larry look HERE and HERE

I worked out with Obama!

As thousands waited at the Siegessäule monument in Berlin to hear Obama’s sensational speech, a reporter met Barack all alone – in the gym! Here's the incredible account of Judith Bonesky’s meeting…
her story is HERE

Our Favorite Exhibitionist : Eva

Eva Mendes in new ads for Calvin Klein Underwear.
more HERE

"Roseanne's" Original Becky: Fortune Teller?

Alicia Goranson played the original Becky Conner on "Roseanne." That was over eleven years ago.
Alicia, 34, resurfaced last week at Gowanus Yacht Club in Brooklyn. Seems Goranson was reading tarot cards and telling patrons their fortunes for money. more HERE

...and drinking Carling Black Label beer...

JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR: CRIMINAL COMPLAINT FILED

John Edwards' alleged secret meeting with his mistress at the Beverly Hilton hotel has now become part of a criminal complaint.
In typical National Enquirer fashion, the tabloid rag serves up the juicy headline, then lets you in on their little secret...
It was NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters Alan Butterfield and Alexander Hitchen who filed a criminal complaint with the Beverly Hills Police Department on Thursday, July 24, charging that hotel security acted unlawfully while the reporters were trying to question the former senator.
more HERE

"you know nothing"

Gay Diver Down Under

Olympic diver, Matthew Mitchum, 20, is unfazed about being the first openly gay Australian to go to the Olympics. "It's so rare because theres such a macho mentality with male elite sports." Being dubbed sexy is another matter: "I see myself as goofy...I was always really skinny as a kid."
Mitchum is included in WHO magazines' sexiest people issue. more HERE

Don't Spread On Me!

LIMA, Peru — A Peruvian model and showgirl is facing a criminal investigation for posing naked sitting atop the country's red-and-white flag.
Lacey Zamudio Juarez (AKA Leysi Suarez) appears in a magazine photo completely nude — save for a cowboy hat — atop a horse draped with the Peruvian flag. It comes just days before the country celebrates its independence.
Peru's Defense Minister filed a complaint, accusing her of offending patriotic symbols. The offense could carry a maximum prison sentence of four years.
AP report HERE
pics HERE
pun explained HERE

Police Director Sues for Bloggers' Identity

Memphis, Tennessee - Police Director Larry Godwin and the city of Memphis have filed a lawsuit to learn who operates a blog harshly critical of Godwin and his department.
The lawsuit asks AOL to produce all information related to the identity of an e-mail address linked to MPD Enforcer 2.0, a blog popular with police officers that has been extremely critical of police leadership.
more HERE

Ferris Bueller's Sex in the City

According to Star magazine, Matthew Broderick 's been getting himself a little extra "Sex in the City."Just not with his wife of 11 years, Sarah Jessica Parker.
The Star reports Broderick was sneaking around with a young redhead earlier this year. While SJP was busy being Carrie.
more HERE

Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
story is HERE

Death Star Melon

learn how to make your own HERE

Thong Gone Wrong

Heather Mills' PR woman Quits

Heather Mills' publicist, Michele Elyzabeth (pictured above w/Bijou), has quit her job. Michele worked for Heather for 4 years and claims she is still owed money.

Michele told Extra , "After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

Fresh Prince of Gotham

Andre Agassi and his Magical Meat Suit?

...is it Andre...or is it THIS guy?

John Mayer covers Tom Petty

watch it HERE

Banksy: An Artist Unmasked

For years the graffiti artist known as Banksy has been the art world's Deep Throat: a hugely influential figure whose identity remained shrouded in mystery. Now, like Deep Throat, he has been given a name.
TIME article HERE

Soccer is Soooo GAY...

Barack in Berlin

New Disney Couple Alert

Disney seems to have put another grand matchmaking scheme into play...it involves cute teenagers, controversy, spin, jealousy, denile and, ultimately...big TV ratings and CD sales which transform into big bucks ($$).
A small controversy began over a photo (top) accompanying Rolling Stone’s cover story on the Jonas Brothers. The pic shows 15-year-old Nick with brothers Joe and Kevin along with Selena Gomez, the 16-year-old star of Disney Channel's "Wizards of Waverly Place" who is being touted as the "next Miley Cyrus", with her arm around Nick (who previously dated Cyrus).
Some say the couple has been dating for months...HERE ...the denile is HERE
...rumors of Miley Cyrus jealousy HERE ...even video HERE
Plus, Gomez not only makes a cameo in the Jonas Brother's video Burning Up, she allegedly wrote a song about her boy Nick...HERE

...now do you understand that Disney is a diabolical marketing juggernaut?

One Hundred Billion Dollars

HARARE, Zimbabwe -- Zimbabwe's troubled central bank introduced $100 billion banknotes Saturday in a desperate bid to ease the recurrent cash shortages plaguing the inflation-ravaged economy.
As high as they are, though, the bills still aren't enough to buy a loaf of bread. They can buy only four oranges.
The new note is equal to just one U.S. dollar.
CNN report is HERE

On the Sly...

Well techno junkies, here's one for ya...

If you think breaking things off by voicemail is OK, there's a new mobile service out in the market place that's just for you, according to a new report.
A service called Slydial lets you connect directly with another person's cell phone voicemail by bypassing the traditional ringing process.
You no longer have to wait 'til he/she on the subway or on a plane to place the stressful break up call! Or if you're too chicken to ask someone out on a date, don't speak to them and be guaranteed to get their voicemail. Yipppeeee...!
Recipients of the Slydial call would get a voicemail notification, and sometimes a 'missed call' notification. But, there are constraints to this service. It can only be used in the U.S. right now, and generally won't work with prepaid cell phones. Also, "Sly" dialers must have the caller ID feature activated on their phones to prevent people from using it to harass people undetected.
The founder of Slydial, thinks it can be useful not only in the dating scene, but also in the hectic business world, "Everybody has gone through the scenario where they've called somebody and just hoped they got voicemail so they didn't have to have a conversation."
more HERE

...odd, isn't it? ...technology should connect people instead it strives to assist in avoidance, creating a more introverted world...

Leaked Bush Video

The leaked video George Bush does not want you to see. He called for all cameras to be switched off before this speech at a fundraiser for Republican congressional candidate Pete Olson. George Bush finally admits the American economy is in trouble.
The first moments from the event find him speaking almost incoherently in admitting, for once, that his friends in big business had screwed up: "There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments."
more HERE

Rock Afire Explosion: The Band

“The Rock-afire Explosion”, a documentary film, is the story of a small-town car salesman, a struggling inventor, and an animatronic rock band, that quickly becomes an eccentric portrait of childhood memories, broken dreams, and the resilience of the human spirit.
With the closing of Showbiz Pizza Place in the early nineties, and the subsequent removal of the Rock-afire Explosion, a small but determined group of fans persisted with the hopes of reviving their fallen obsession. It wasn’t until 2007, with the resurgence of the Rock-afire Explosion on YouTube with songs like “Miss New Booty,” “Hey There Delilah,” and “Love in This Club,” that the animatronic band found its way back into the public consciousness. Chris Thrash, a car salesman from Phenix City, Alabama who recently purchased a Rock-afire Explosion, has led the charge with his inventive programming and clever song choice. Aaron Fechter, creator of the Rock-afire Explosion and sole employee of Creative Engineering Inc., has worked closely with his fans and in conjunction with his starsof.com website with the hopes of revitalizing what was once a 300 employee, 20 million dollar per-year industry.
watch videos including movie trailer HERE

Bitch Slappin' in the WNBA

Estelle Getty Tribute

Cable channel Lifetime will pay tribute to Estelle Getty with a Golden Girls marathon on July 25th from 12-5 p.m.
The 10 episodes airing on Lifetime will be all about Sophia, the now legendary character she played on the hit show.
The last episode to air, at 4:30 p.m., will be the #1 Sophia episode as voted on by fans at myLifetime.com.
more info HERE

50 Cent sues Taco Bell

50 Cent sued Taco Bell today claiming the fast-food restaurant chain is using his name without permission in advertising that asks him to call himself 99 Cent.
The rapper says in a federal lawsuit filed Wednesday that the "Mexican-themed" chain features him in a print ad asking him to change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent.

His real name is Curtis Jackson.
The gangster’s court papers say the ad is part of Taco Bell’s “Why Pay More?” campaign, which promotes items for under a dollar, including Cinnamon Twists for 79 cents…
the story is HERE

The Bat-Pod in Popular Mechanics

Popular Mechanics gets the lowdown on how the Bat-Pod was created. Director Christopher Nolan and production designer Nathan Crowley assembled the vehicle "after picking through junkyards, a local Home Depot and a surprisingly hands-on garage."
Read about it HERE

New Innovations in Vehicle Child Safety

Rod Stewart's Shack

Rod Stewart has an 18,700 square foot Beverly Hills estate with 8 bedrooms and 13 bathrooms on 4 acres of land, When you have seven children from five different women you need a big house.
The place is huge, but to put it in perspective, Candy Spelling's new apartment is smaller by about 2,000 square feet.
Her APARTMENT PEOPLE!

Book of the Week

The antiquated world of the 50s and 60s comes alive again with this sarcastic glimpse at educational filmstrips. These short strips warned children of the dangers of Communism, the history and commerce of the USA and the mysteries of space, science and sex.
available HERE

Dr. Horrible

See it HERE

Naughty Network

The CW is trying to appeal to teens by making the series seem too hip and provocative for their parents, which is a bold move. This new campaign will likely upset groups like the Parents Television Council even more, but it also might work to draw in the younger demographic. After all, part of the fun of being a teenager is watching things your parents don't approve of. The CW seems determined to keep Gossip Girl as racy and scandalous as possible as it moves into its sophomore season, even if the grown-ups don't like it.
more HERE

...c'mon...this is probably the only way anyone will tune in...

Newport Nude...you've come a long way, baby

An oil painting of a nude woman went back on show more than 60 years after it was banned for being “too brazen” – only to receive complaints about it because she is smoking.
The nude, titled D. D. after the initials of the model, was painted by Sir Gerald Kelly.
The portrait was bought by a public gallery in 1947 and more than 20,000 people queued to see it. However, council chiefs in Newport, South Wales, decided that the painting was scandalizing their town and ordered that it be taken down.
The picture, which became known as the “Newport Nude”, has been locked in a vault ever since.
more HERE
exhibition links HERE

She has a brother?

This week's National Enquirer is featuring another drug den. Apparently Lisa Marie Presley's 21-year-old half-brother Navarone Garibaldi is a big-time pot dealer - with green buds hanging in the closet and pounds more growing in the basement!
The thing that shocks us is finding out Lisa Marie has a half-brother; we didn't know that mom Priscilla Presley had a son with her one-time partner of 22 years, 'Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' director Marco Garibaldi.

Starbucks Closure List: All 600 Stores, Searchable

click the picture

In Weed We Trust

According to a new study released by the World Health Organization, the U.S. leads the world for the use of tobacco, pot, and cocaine, far outpacing other countries, even the Netherlands, where drug laws are far less draconian. In the U.S., more than 42% in the study admit having used marijuana, and 16% admit having used cocaine -- a cocaine-use rate four times that of New Zealand, which ranked No. 2 out of 17 countries surveyed.
more HERE

Let them eat Cake...

When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
more CakeWrecks HERE

Parody v. Reality

If you found last week's real cover of The New Yorker magazine offensive because of the way it depicted Barack and Michelle Obama, then you may also take issue with this fake cover of Vanity Fair.
The portrait on the wall appears to be President Bush. The document burning in the fireplace is the Constitution. Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who turns 72 soon, is using a walker and has a bandage on his head (presumably a reference to his battles against skin cancer). His wife Cindy, who overcame an addiction to painkillers, is holding pill bottles.
USA Today article is HERE

...thing is, this one is less of a parody, isn't it?

War is... HOT!

Rambette

Even Jews Dislike Lieberman/Prefer Obama

Among the most high-profile Jews in Congress, Joe Lieberman is viewed far more unfavorably than the presumptive Democratic nominee, according to a new poll.
more HERE
Obamakahs available HERE

T. Boone Pickens Explains His Plan

Ashton Kutcher for Pepe Jeans??

seriously...I'm not gay...click the pic

China Hates Black People and Mongolians

Beijing, China - the home of the 2008 Olympics, appears to be racist.
A report claims that bar owners in the 'party' section of Beijing were asked by the government to refuse service to black patrons. Bar owners near the Workers' Stadium in central Beijing say they have been forced by Public Security Bureau officials to sign pledges agreeing not to let black people enter their premises.
"Uniformed Public Security Bureau officers came into the bar recently and told me not to serve black people or Mongolians," said the co-owner of a western-style bar, who asked not to be named.
more HERE

Mongolians, it's always the Mongolians...when will they EVER LEARN...?

Guess Who's Birthday...

America's favorite pole smoker...is 35 today

WRONG: The New Definition

Just Peachy

Peaches Geldof, the 19-year-old daughter of Sir Bob Geldof, allegedly overdosed on drugs at her home in Camden, North London on Sunday afternoon.
The Sun reports that friends had to give her mouth-to-mouth and chest compressions to keep her alive. The paramedics arrived and they were able to fully revive her. Peaches immediately started bawling and refused to go to the hospital, because she didn't want daddy to find out.
A source said, "Her friend had to give chest pumps and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. If she had not received this she could have died or she could have suffered brain damage. Peaches had gone into respiratory arrest, in which a patient’s breathing stops but the heart doesn’t. It was extremely serious and there is no doubt her friend saved her life.”
The source claims that after she regained consciousness, Peaches told the ambulance people to get out. A spokesperson for London Ambulance confirmed they were called to her home, but wouldn't give any details. They only said, “Following assessment, the patient did not need hospital treatment.”
Last May, Peaches was caught on video giving a drug dealer $400. She was questioned by police, but never arrested. Peaches' mommy, Paula Yates, died of an overdose in 2000.

For the Record: We love The Boomtown Rats

Fox News needs a spell checker: "eductaion"

Portman goes Bollywood

Natalie Portman dressed up as a Bollywood princess for her boyfriend's new video, “Carmensita." Natalie and folk singer Devendra Banhart have been an item for about 4 months now.
more HERE

Sherri was a Slut? No WAY...

Sherri Shepherd, from "The View," told a Christian women's magazine that she has "had more abortions than I would like to count."
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and screwing many dudes. She said, "My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count."
Sherri, who was a Jehovah's Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship then she converted to Christianity and things changed.
She says she thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, "Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this [the view] table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'"
more HERE

WOW! ...I MEAN, WOW! ...TOO MUCH INFORMATION...

Mommys' Fun Sticks and Fire Starters...

Despite giving up custody to K-Fed, our girl Britney looks to be handling it well...she seems to have found time to teach son Sean Preston not to touch her lighter...
more HERE

Hot Coco

STING’s daughter COCO SUMNER, 17, is a star in the making...
more HERE
video HERE

Apparently, Coco has a stalker in the form of Pete Doherty...
more HERE

Bellydancer in Drag

After being featured in the musical documentary "When the Road Bends: Tales of a Gypsy Caravan," Indian drag sensation Queen Harish has become quite the jet-setter.
San Francisco Chronicle article HERE

Labour of Lust